If you had 24 hours to live...

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-02-19 08:51pm

I'd try to stay on the forum for 24 hours straight.

Seriously, though, I'd go out and try to get laid.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-19 08:59pm

Keevan_Colton wrote:
Subnormal wrote:It appears that many would want to get laid. Is this being stated because those who want to have never been laid before?
Nope, its because its very pleasant and if you havent got much time left might as well squeeze in the enjoyable stuff....its all the eternity you have left.

That and at my funeral they can at least, "Well at least he went out with a bang."

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-19 09:11pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Meet every person I've ever hated and pesonally kick them in nuts with a steel toed boot. But then again I don't know if 24 hours would be long enough to cover it all.

find and kill two people who annoyed me a while back, then visit an escourt service.

heheh.

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2003-02-19 09:33pm

Go find Tyrell and poke his eyes out with my thumbs while snarling "I want more life, fucker."

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-02-19 09:44pm

First, I would come here and announce that I'd be dying in a day, and leave my username and password on a piece of paper for someone else to post with. That should take about an hour. After that, I would play some video games, eat some food, and build with my collection of Legos, and do that for about 4 hours. Then, I'd go tell my friends and family what I really tihnk of them, while beating the crap out of the ones that made fun of me. I'd be done in about 2 hours. After that, I would spend some more time at home, for about 3 more hours. With only 14 hours left for me to live, I would go do soething like see a movie, and should be done in about 4 hours. Now, with only 10 hours left, I will go get piss drunk and laid. After about 9 hours of partying, I would pray to every deity in history, just in case they exist. If I have any free time after that, I would fall asleep, hoping I'd stil be alive when I woke up.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-02-19 09:51pm

I'd do every crazy insane scheme i'd ever thought up and try and get laid.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-19 09:51pm

and if you are? lol. the fam would hate you.

Necro99 · Post by **Necro99** » 2003-02-19 10:02pm

I will resume this in an apropriate matter.

KILL TEAR RAPE KRUSH BASH RIP FUCK DESTROY EXPLODE COMPRESS ANNIHILATE SHOOT SLAUGHTER TORTURE STEAL CHEAT KILLING SPREE HACK SLASH STAB EVISCERATE DISSECATE BLOW UP BOMB STEAL TANK CANNONIZE LIQUIDATE POWDERATE KILL KILL KILL!!!!

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-02-19 10:04pm

Necro99 wrote:I will resume this in an apropriate matter.

KILL TEAR RAPE KRUSH BASH RIP FUCK DESTROY EXPLODE COMPRESS ANNIHILATE SHOOT SLAUGHTER TORTURE STEAL CHEAT KILLING SPREE HACK SLASH STAB EVISCERATE DISSECATE BLOW UP BOMB STEAL TANK CANNONIZE LIQUIDATE POWDERATE KILL KILL KILL!!!!

*notices that someone isnt drinking decaff....good for someone....decaff being the root of evil.....*

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-02-20 04:47am

1) See just how fast I could go in the car (preferably pick a reasonably open unpopulated freeway... i.e. I-101 on the other side of Hood Canal) and depending on mood, pull a "2nd star to the right, straight on till morning" thing and just go till either I kicked it or ran out of gas, road, or both.

2) Spend it with those I love, and if I had a "significant other" I'd spend time with him (or her, depending on how things are when I finally pick someone up.) But knowing me, this scenario would happen after my family was gone and odds are I won't have anyone left but friends really...

3) Blow my brains out for the sake of it (depends on how I'm going to die, if in pain, I'd suicide, if in my sleep then I'd go with it)

4) Hop a plane on a round-the-world trip, die en route looking out the window.

5) Attempt to get my hands on the controls of a military jet and if possible take it for a spin.

Can't think of any others right now.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-02-20 07:01am

There's someone I would need to go see.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-02-20 07:13am

When you think about it, if you only had 24 hours to live, chances are you'd be pretty sickly, and not able to do a lot of stuff.

But, if I was able to, this'd be my plan:

1. Get drunk, high, and laid.

2. Kill myself. Just to show the man who's really in control.

Preferred suicide method: death by cop. Nothing like forcing an innocent peace officer to live with sick, sick guilt for the rest of their life.

Mr Flibble · Post by **Mr Flibble** » 2003-02-20 11:04am

I would say goodbye to one person, then go and tell all those who have pissed me off what I really think about them, possible involving my geological hammer and broken bones. then if I can find time get laid, and say goodbye to everybody else. I would try to spend the last hour at the beach, I love the beach.

Pu-239 · Post by **Pu-239** » 2003-02-20 12:19pm

Nothing, just do normal things,, though I would like to go on a killing spree vs some people I hate and moron politicians and supreme court judges and John Ashcroft, and stuff I'm not supposed to mention since Spanky would yell at me.

What if the fortune-tellers wrong. You would have fucked up your life.

Baron Mordo · Post by **Baron Mordo** » 2003-02-20 12:34pm

First, I'd write a will. Something lighthearted, that elicits a chuckle from whoever reads it. Then, I'd go get some guns, and take down as many people as I could, unless they could give me a reason not to.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-02-20 12:38pm

1. Get a second opinion.
2. Get on the next plane to the Bahamas. Might as well enjoy it.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-02-20 01:11pm

First, Id probably want to have sex with someone Im very comfortable with.

Second, Id probably fail my saving throw vs coolness and curl up into a fetal position and feel sorry for myself.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-02-20 01:27pm

You ever heard of a self-fulfilling prophecy?

I read about how some of you would, thinking they were about to die, start doing wild and reckless activities that could, statistically, cause you to die. Funny shit.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-20 01:53pm

I'd probably just do what I normally do, except more of it. I'd spend that time getting in contact with people that I care about, telling them that I love them (which I normally do anyway), and I'd make peace offerings to the people I have old feuds with.

Other than that, I'd probably just be on a heightened awareness to soak everything in. I usually am anyway, it's just be more so than usual.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-02-20 02:26pm

I'd try to get laid by everyone I ever wanted to (actually, I wouldn't last more than one person

) but that would be after I do every crazy shit that you would normally not do because it could end up with your death. What I would really like to do most though is just bum around with some old friends, a lot of them who I haven't seen in a year to years.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-02-20 03:26pm

Let's see....
steal Lamborghini or comparable car, buy alcohol and drugs, pick up chicks, and let's see how far to the southeast I can drive before it's time to say goodbye.

Crazy_Vasey · Post by **Crazy_Vasey** » 2003-02-20 03:32pm

24hour pub crawl with my college mates. I might die but I won't have a fucking clue what's going on when it happens

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-02-20 03:42pm

There are many things i would like to do. I would like to slap all the people who tormented me in school with a wet trout. Basically i'd have a lot of revenge and appologies to make. I'd have to appologise to my parents for not being the son they deserved and wanted. Then i'd contact a few people i know. Get some explosives and guns, go to Sinn Fein HQ and pull a Michael Stone only i'd do it right.