Hmm, let's see:
Reagan: Faithful to Nancy; massive debt, bellicose foreign rhetoric.
Bush-I: Faithful to Barbara; recession, bellicose foreign rhetoric.
Clinton: Unfaithful to Hillary, balanced budget + surplus, overall favorable foreign reputation.
Bush-II: Faithful to Laura, economic meltdown, massive foreign wars and poor reputation.
We see what the Conservatives feel are priorities. Clearly, we need more philandering fools in office. Looks like Obama's marriage is pretty solid, so things are going to get worse (

). Of course, I have a feeling Michelle would brace him against her knee and break him like a stick if he fooled around.