Perversions of the Force comments

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-02-12 07:58am

Pcm979 wrote:Well, I'm in.
I didn't get blown apart in my first scene, either!

EDIT: BTW, do I wear a blue cloak and a yellow witches' hat or am I a generic (as opposed to eccentric) Protocol droid?

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-02-12 08:53am

Hmm... Utsa must have missed Miko's part a few chapters back with Sylvar. Hm...

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-02-12 11:54am

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:So, Darth Utsanomiko's a really tall, long-haired Sith who fights with l33t lightsabre sk1llz. I like it. But wouldn't he have to be like 7' tall to be "taller than IG-88E"? Oh well, works for me.

Iggy's a little over six feet, so that makes Utsanomiko about six-six or so.

Pcm979 wrote:EDIT: BTW, do I wear a blue cloak and a yellow witches' hat or am I a generic (as opposed to eccentric) Protocol droid?

You'll see.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-02-15 08:55pm

Another excellent chapter. What kind of sex will be in the next chapter?

I have an idea for my character. He doesn't have to sex with anyone, and gets killed at the end of the chapter

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-02-15 09:07pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Another excellent chapter. What kind of sex will be in the next chapter?

I have an idea for my character. He doesn't have to sex with anyone, and gets killed at the end of the chapter

Good sex.

Send your ideas to Iggy. He may... MAY think about it.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-02-15 09:12pm

you could always use my idea for a modified lightsaber that doesn't hurt human skin with special legnth, girth, and texture adjustment.

There's a darth maul version marketed towards female couples as well

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-02-15 09:20pm

Darth Fanboy wrote:you could always use my idea for a modified lightsaber that doesn't hurt human skin with special legnth, girth, and texture adjustment.

There's a darth maul version marketed towards feale couples as well

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-02-15 09:28pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:
Darth Fanboy wrote:you could always use my idea for a modified lightsaber that doesn't hurt human skin with special legnth, girth, and texture adjustment.

There's a darth maul version marketed towards feale couples as well

you know its reactions like that that make me wish I could actually build these things.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-02-15 10:45pm

Darth Fanboy wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:
Darth Fanboy wrote:you could always use my idea for a modified lightsaber that doesn't hurt human skin with special legnth, girth, and texture adjustment.

There's a darth maul version marketed towards feale couples as well

you know its reactions like that that make me wish I could actually build these things.

I need a smiley that smacks its forehead.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-02-15 10:47pm

Heh. Sucks for you, then.

Kelly, you switched back to your original avatar. Cool.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-02-20 04:38pm

No, not a new chapter. Sorry to disappoint. Just wanted to give you a few current stats on the story:

What is here on SD.net is 43,380 words, just over 88 pages worth. 88 pages covered in red ink at the moment. I've been editing it to put on Dalton's website.

What I have noticed the most: major improvements in writing from both Iggy and myself. I guess one good thing has come out of this project.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-02-20 05:04pm

IG-88E wrote:I need a smiley that smacks its forehead.

Yeah, you really should get one; they go great for so many occasions. for example, observe how concisely mine replies to this generic quote:

Everyone knows Lucas was just pissed off that the fans thought ESB was a sucky ending to Star Wars, so he rewrote the first film and re-released it as Return of The Jedi as his own way of saying "screw you, fans, you asked for it." Why else would the rebels have to blow up the exact same Death Star a second time?

Just so much more effective than an eye roll, aint it?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-20 08:22pm

Just remember to make my lightsabre's blade white.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-02-20 09:04pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Just remember to make my lightsabre's blade white.

Nnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooo. I did one better.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-20 09:06pm

"Did one better"?

Well, I guess I'll have to find out.

And just remember, Kelly, Utsanomiko and I are going to just keep bugging you and Iggy until you give in... =D

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-02-20 10:10pm

*Iggy walks in, bearing large amount of gratuitous cursing*

"Unfortunately, ladies and gentlemen, we have a slight delay. You see, last nigh, my father saw fit to upload some new software. Unfortunately, this deleted all of my Word files. Asa result of this, I am being forced to rewrite the chapter, which was roughly 3/4s complete. This should take a day or so. Thank you."

*leaves*

God Emperor · Post by **God Emperor** » 2003-02-20 10:32pm

Noooooooooooo....

I shall wait impatiently tell then.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-02-20 11:53pm

Hm...bummer. Say, am I going to be in combat anytime soon?

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2003-02-21 03:21am

Kelly Antilles wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Just remember to make my lightsabre's blade white.
Nnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooo. I did one better.

Transparent?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-21 03:48am

No, that'd be silly. I'd rather have a white one, because that's what colour they were in the SW novelisation, and I've always liked that.

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2003-02-21 04:35am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:No, that'd be silly. I'd rather have a white one, because that's what colour they were in the SW novelisation, and I've always liked that.

It was a guesson what you will get; Kelly said she did "one better", which usually means different (althogh it could just mean double bladed or somesuch).

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-02-21 08:40am

You will find out soon enough.... arugh! I forgot to bring it to work... ok, you'll see eventually.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-02-22 10:56pm

Probably some kind of whip.....

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-02-23 12:28am

Whip? That wouldn't be appropriate for Spanky's character, would it?

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-02-23 01:05am

It would be for you thongh, wouldn't it?

Actually, there is a weapon calledd the lightwhip. Basically, it's a whip that has a lightsaber cord. It's in several of the Sith War comics.

However, you will never see the lightwhip in my writing.

Why not?

I hate the fucking thing. They never make an attempt to explain how the fuck a weightless whip can be used like a normal one. Add to that it seems to switch back and forth between wrapping around its target (AARRRGH! how can a fucking energy blade WRAP AROUND something?!) and burning straight through it, it's just an asinine POS that was released for some Sith fanboys.