Gustave: The Beast. The Legend. The Nightmare.

[Night_stalker]

Hmmm, how about we just leave out a zebra corpse. A corpse rigged with several pounds of C-4, slaved to a remote detonator. When Gustave grabs the corpse, boom goes the C4!

[Shroom Man 777]

How about we rig the corpse of a hippo, or maybe a walrus (which are a favorite prey of Nile crocodiles) with an infrared strobe then we can have an XB-70 Valkyrie orbiting high up in the stratosphere at Mach 3 speeds and leaving contrails in the sky that spell "fuck your mom shithead!" and when the goddamn giant crocodile bites the walruppotamus corpse, a team of power-armor kitted Force Recon Marines Oo-Rah can beam a signal to the stratospheric XB-70 Valkyrie where Curtis LeMay can like deploy a bunch of hypersonic air-breathing turboramscramfanjet-propelled variable swing-wing guided bunker-busting objective-interim rectal-reentry vehicles with Robert Shroom McNamara tied to 'em! Uuuurgh! Then when the goddamn crocodile explodes, the Force Recon Marines Oo-rah! can high five each other, give themselves a bunch of butt-slaps, exchange some homoerotic innuendo and feast on the corpse of the goddamn exploderized crocodile! Oo-rah! Urgh, none of this nuke the sight from orbit C4 exploding zebrashit lame limp-dicked suggestions everyone else has suggested lame limp-dickedly! Hurrr!

[PeZook]

Yes! The US must face this grave existential threat with massively increased defence spending! Bring back the SAC! You cannot afford an alligator gap!

Man, why do people want to murder the croc so bad? As others pointed out, he probably doesn't even exist.

[The Yosemite Bear]

besides the Aussies are only a few years away from breeding the super croc. taht would dominate and rape all the puny allegators..