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Greetings! I come in peace.

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*don't know if I'm doing this right*
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Greetings! I come in peace from another planet far, far away in another solar system. I wish to extend the hand of diplomacy to you, the peoples of the Planet Earth. :wink:
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Got any porn?
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Hello Mr. Ambassador :) Please stand still for a moment.





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RAMMING SPEED!!!



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*POKE!!*



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Standard greetings :P Welcome to sd.net.
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!!!NUCLEAR HYPERMATTER FUSION MATTER/ANTIMATTER REACTOR POWERED *POKE*!!!

dang, still didn't beat the last one...
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Post by THE AMBASSADOR »

Dalton wrote:Got any porn?
Just alien porn. But trust me, you don't want to see my race in it's true form naked. It may make you blind. Or worse... sterile. :shock:
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Hehe, I see everything is translated from your alien language to ours...

Soo... Will it work with other languages too? :P
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The all caps in your nick really make you look important.
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*Lasgun poke*
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Re: Greetings! I come in peace.

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THE AMBASSADOR wrote:*don't know if I'm doing this right*
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Greetings! I come in peace from another planet far, far away in another solar system. I wish to extend the hand of diplomacy to you, the peoples of the Planet Earth. :wink:
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Post by THE AMBASSADOR »

Shinova wrote:Hello Mr. Ambassador :) Please stand still for a moment.





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RAMMING SPEED!!!


Standard greetings :P Welcome to sd.net.
He he, that looks fun. You know, I am open to all types of diplomatic... um... er, ahem... relations. :wink: :wink:

BTW, you should see one of our anal probes. :shock: :D
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why am I bored of this kid already?

ah well. welcoem to sdnet.
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Post by THE AMBASSADOR »

Durandal wrote:The all caps in your nick really make you look important.
Why thank you. I am, you know.

BTW, Harm me and the rath of the mighty Paladin Republic shall be brought down upon your puny planet. :)
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Your translation matrix needs tweaking :)
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Alright people, move along, move along.
Nothing to see here.
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Question. Do you happen to look like this?
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Oh yeah. *chucks egg*
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Have a poking, it's free.

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It comes in peace, quick kill it. :D

And come a few posts, that alien thing will get annoying.
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neoolong wrote:It comes in peace, quick kill it. :D

And come a few posts, that alien thing will get annoying.
In a -few- posts?

:lol:

damn that's funny.

I concur. Kill it quick.
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Greetings n00b

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Re: Greetings! I come in peace.

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THE AMBASSADOR wrote:*don't know if I'm doing this right*
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Greetings! I come in peace from another planet far, far away in another solar system. I wish to extend the hand of diplomacy to you, the peoples of the Planet Earth. :wink:
You go in pieces (just kidding). I'm in the field now & writing this on my PDA, but upon my return to home base, I'll notify Grey Six of your arrival, and he'll have an orderly draft a memorandum of welcome to you.
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*Poke*

Enjoy your stay.
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I smell a NETRAT! :mrgreen:
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