Final Meal Requests of Texas death row inmates.

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Final Meal Requests of Texas death row inmates.

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Interesting.... or just weird.

Take your pick.

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm
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Re: Final Meal Requests of Texas death row inmates.

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Sidious wrote:Interesting.... or just weird.

Take your pick.

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm
So you found it?

I was wondering when someone other than me would stumble
across this site :twisted:

EDIT: Click on "OFFENDER INFORMATION" to be convinced of the
neccessity of Capital Punishment, BTW
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Two guys took whatever everyone else got, one guy wanted his last meal given to a homeless person. A lot of class for a capital criminal, if you ask me.
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God damn,

After reading some of those offending info texts I think I might actually agree with you on something Sheppard.

Fucking peices of shit. Assuming they're all really guilty of course.
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One of these guys ordered a bag of Jolly Ranchers. What the hell kind of last meal is that? Then again, he wouldn't be on death row if he was smart.
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Eww, who would order pieces of shit.

This stuff is old, though, and not that funny. Some are funny, some are just dull.
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Its bullshit, why feed these fucks, put a bullet in their brain pan and save the taxpayers money. Especially that shitbag that asked for like two huge burgers a shit load of chicken.......feed a homless family, or someone who NEEDS a meal, not some dirtbag murderer.
As for class, hes a goddamed ANIMAL who murdered a man and his son, fuck him I hope he died slow and painful. You all need to realize that 99% of death row inmates DESERVE to be there, 99% of super-max prisioners DESERVE to be there, I personally hope they all rot, try to run and catch a bullet and stop costing me money.
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I'd get chili and broccoli. If I'm going out, it's gonna be with a bang, if you know what I mean. :wink:
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Sokar wrote:Its bullshit, why feed these fucks, put a bullet in their brain pan and save the taxpayers money. Especially that shitbag that asked for like two huge burgers a shit load of chicken.......feed a homless family, or someone who NEEDS a meal, not some dirtbag murderer.
As for class, hes a goddamed ANIMAL who murdered a man and his son, fuck him I hope he died slow and painful. You all need to realize that 99% of death row inmates DESERVE to be there, 99% of super-max prisioners DESERVE to be there, I personally hope they all rot, try to run and catch a bullet and stop costing me money.
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Frosted Flakes? fdor breakfast I can understand, but as a last meal?


Notice how picky some of these people are compared to that.
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Post by Sidious »

Never said it was supposed to be funny, only in TX would they post this shit on the web.

Sokar is right, its bs to feed some low life murderer like a king when theres kids on the streets hungry as hell.

Like it fucking matters what they eat before theyre put to death a few hours later?
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I would prefer that murderers be put to death in the same manner that they inflicted on others. Some of these people were convicted of killing children, and it makes me sick when people bitch about Texas putting these people to death.
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One guy puts down "justice, equality, and peace".

His crime? Killed a women in her own home by crushing her head in with a lamp and a rifle. Stabbed her in the neck then shot her in the head. After sexually assaulting her. Stole a hand gun and some money.

Atleast he'll get the justice part. Wont be finding any peace in hell though.
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Odell Barnes Jr, 3/01/2000

Summary:
Convicted in the November 1989 robbery and murder of Helen Bass. Bass was killed inside her home at 1221 Harding. She was beaten with a lamp and rifle, stabbed in the neck and then shot in the head. Her nude body was found on her bed, where she had been sexually assaulted prior to her death. Barnes stole a .32-caliber pistol and an undetermined amount of money from the home. He was later observed trying to sell the stolen gun to different people.

Final Meal Request:
Justice, Equality, World Peace

Who the fuck does this guy think he is? Does he think this ridiculous, impossible to fufill last request is fooling anyone? As if he knows what the hell justice is.
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Crap, Sidious beat me to posting it.
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I have fairly strong opinions on this, my father is a Dept Chief. at Westville Super-Max Facility , and two good friends from back how are guards out there as well. The stories they can tell will turn you WHITE! These guys are the worst of the worst, men convicted of crimes committed aginst other inmates or staff, worse yet are all the child molesters that they have to keep under lock and key because in the regular population they have a life span of about 45mins.
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Convicted of murdering his son, Timothy O'Bryan, by poisoning his halloween
candy with Cyanide."
http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/statistics/ ... obryan.jpg

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T-bone steak (med. to well done), french fries and catsup, whole kernel corn, sweet peas, lettuce and tomato salad with egg and french dressing, iced tea, sweetener, saltines, Boston cream pie, and rolls
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Last meal for all Death Row Inmates : 1 .45 cal bullet, a open pit, and a face full of lye, shovel till covered, repeat......
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I keep thinking of that Simpsons episode where Hans Moleman is asking about his last meal and Homer ends up eating it before being released from prison.

Then you see the lights dim in the next scene at the simpson house.
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Far as I'm concerned, the condemned is entitled to whatever last meal he or she wants. The price of the meal is going to be less than the cost to execute the fucker, anyway.

Besides, they're going to be sleeping in Hell that night.
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David wrote:I would prefer that murderers be put to death in the same manner that they inflicted on others. Some of these people were convicted of killing children, and it makes me sick when people bitch about Texas putting these people to death.
cruel and unusual punishment.

me, Id want salada tea.
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Personaly, Im all in favor of cruel and unusual punishment, and the crueler and more unusual the better! Put it on PPV and help ease my tax burder, have corporate sponsors and let them battle it out Gladiator style, or better yet bring back crucifixion, seeing as it take a man good goddamned long time to die on the cross, good enough for our savior (snicker) but not for our murderers and rapist , please.......Plus , be sure we crucify a few of these white corporate criminals to boot , you want a renesiance of businuess ethics , crucify one white businuess embezzler a month on national television and things like Enron will be a thing of the past
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I got the idea somewhere that eating a huge last meal is sometimes an act of petty revenge; makes for a messy autopsy. :x Cannot remeber where I heard it, though.
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