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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

As far as I know Me and Verillon have the two worst Internet connections around here, So I figured lets see.

Average Connection Speed: <22-kps
Drop outs: Hourly
Connection Type: Dial Up
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When this comp crashed, I was stuck with an ancient comp running Windows95 with a 28-k modem. Ugh. A 56k is MUCH better.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:As far as I know Me and Verillon have the two worst Internet connections around here, So I figured lets see.

Average Connection Speed: <22-kps
Drop outs: Hourly
Connection Type: Dial Up
You have me beat on the average conection speed (I have 50 kps), but since I use AOL dial-up, I beat you on drop-outs. Try every damn 20 minutes.
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What is meant by drop-out?
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45.2-50.6 kbps on a dialup, but my dropouts ... on a bad day, it'll happen no sooner than I had hooked up!
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Yeah my first Drop out happens during the loading process (When first dialing out)

after that they are about an hourly occurance.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:As far as I know Me and Verillon have the two worst Internet connections around here, So I figured lets see.

Average Connection Speed: <22-kps
Drop outs: Hourly
Connection Type: Dial Up
Holy shit that's bad.

My average is about 48 with a 56k modem, every two hours the isp resets the connection but it's a simple case of just redialing....it's really annoying but for free...it's livable with....:)
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We used to have a 22kps BT Internet connection with a 30 minute drop out. Now, thank dad, we have 24hr ISDN acess on Clara.net. which has only dropped out twice in 4 months to my knowledge
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neoolong wrote:What is meant by drop-out?
Drop-out is where a dial-up connection disconnects itself.
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I get ~49K on a dial-up connection and dropouts accur once in a blue moon.
And I DO use AOL. I must lead a charmed life :wink:
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Batman wrote:I get ~49K on a dial-up connection and dropouts accur once in a blue moon.
And I DO use AOL. I must lead a charmed life :wink:
They'll get you.....they pounce when you least expect it....

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Coaan wrote:
Batman wrote:I get ~49K on a dial-up connection and dropouts accur once in a blue moon.
And I DO use AOL. I must lead a charmed life :wink:
They'll get you.....they pounce when you least expect it....

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DSL, without auto-disconnection. Absolutely stable...
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Batman wrote:
Coaan wrote:
Batman wrote:I get ~49K on a dial-up connection and dropouts accur once in a blue moon.
And I DO use AOL. I must lead a charmed life :wink:
They'll get you.....they pounce when you least expect it....

:D
Pff. They won't even get through my navigational deflectors...

Why is everbody looking at me like that ? :P
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DSL, totally kick ass. I feel sorry for all you poor dial-up losers. :P
(Did I say losers? I meant users. :P )
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Yeah, so does NPS administration, why WE have broadband why should YOU have a problem. Oh it will be at least 3-5 years before we allow the Valley to be connected.
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Coaan wrote:
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"General, Our junk filters can't stand up to that kind of bombardment....we must retreat!"
"Take it closer, Yes I said closer to those Aol users and dns them at point blank range!"
"At that range our filters won't last long against that magnitude.."
"They'll last longer than they will against that Aol server!....and we might just take a few of those script kiddes with us!"

"Concentrate all firepower on that poor sap!"
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Batman wrote:
Coaan wrote:
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"General, Our junk filters can't stand up to that kind of bombardment....we must retreat!"
"Take it closer, Yes I said closer to those Aol users and dns them at point blank range!"
"At that range our filters won't last long against that magnitude.."
"They'll last longer than they will against that Aol server!....and we might just take a few of those script kiddes with us!"

"Concentrate all firepower on that poor sap!"
I doubt you could afford the one I got. Try 50 bucks a month for a top-of-the-line DSL and unlimited access, with a TON of extra shit. Totally worth it too. ( Of course, my cousin works there, so I get 70% off... :) )
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Captain tycho wrote:
Batman wrote:
Coaan wrote:
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"General, Our junk filters can't stand up to that kind of bombardment....we must retreat!"
"Take it closer, Yes I said closer to those Aol users and dns them at point blank range!"
"At that range our filters won't last long against that magnitude.."
"They'll last longer than they will against that Aol server!....and we might just take a few of those script kiddes with us!"

"Concentrate all firepower on that poor sap!"
I doubt you could afford the one I got. Try 50 bucks a month for a top-of-the-line DSL and unlimited access, with a TON of extra shit. Totally worth it too. ( Of course, my cousin works there, so I get 70% off... :) )
Edit: Fucking keyboard. I erased Batman's response by accident.
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Captain tycho wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:
Batman wrote: I doubt you could afford the one I got. Try 50 bucks a month for a top-of-the-line DSL and unlimited access, with a TON of extra shit. Totally worth it too. ( Of course, my cousin works there, so I get 70% off... :) )
Edit: Fucking keyboard. I erased Batman's response by accident.
Most Dsl connections are seriously reliable these days....what's the point if it don't work after all?...the dearer services aren't nessicarily the best though, where one gives good service...there's always one that would give better eventually...
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Captain tycho wrote:I doubt you could afford the one I got. Try 50 bucks a month for a top-of-the-line DSL and unlimited access, with a TON of extra shit. Totally worth it too. ( Of course, my cousin works there, so I get 70% off... :) )
Is that 50 Bucks before or after the 70% come off? If before, that's about what I would pay here, if it's after-ouch :shock:

And I'm not shelling out that much money for a connection I'll for all practical purposes only use on weekends. Working for an IT company does have fringe benefits :D
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'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Batman wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:I doubt you could afford the one I got. Try 50 bucks a month for a top-of-the-line DSL and unlimited access, with a TON of extra shit. Totally worth it too. ( Of course, my cousin works there, so I get 70% off... :) )
Is that 50 Bucks before or after the 70% come off? If before, that's about what I would pay here, if it's after-ouch :shock:

And I'm not shelling out that much money for a connection I'll for all practical purposes only use on weekends. Working for an IT company does have fringe benefits :D
50 bucks is the base price. I get 70% off of 50 bucks man. That less than what you would pay for a dial-up connection. :twisted:
Tremble, dial-up users, before my Internet Line Supremo! :D
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Same boat as Verilon and Yosemite Bear, but dropouts are...inconsistant. Sometimes I can go 4 hours no problem, sometimes every 20 minutes. IT SUCKS! Fucking Qwest.
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Batman wrote:I get ~49K on a dial-up connection and dropouts accur once in a blue moon.
And I DO use AOL. I must lead a charmed life :wink:
I use dial-up AOL and I ocassionally drop out. It helps that AOL 8.0 has an auto-reconnect feature. A lot of the time when it drops out I'm not even aware of it as the program reconects itself. Since I run Netscape over AOL it generally doesn't interupt my SD.NET experience. IE: It doesn't cause everything to be marked read.
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Captain tycho wrote:
Batman wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:I doubt you could afford the one I got. Try 50 bucks a month for a top-of-the-line DSL and unlimited access, with a TON of extra shit. Totally worth it too. ( Of course, my cousin works there, so I get 70% off... :) )
Is that 50 Bucks before or after the 70% come off? If before, that's about what I would pay here, if it's after-ouch :shock:

And I'm not shelling out that much money for a connection I'll for all practical purposes only use on weekends. Working for an IT company does have fringe benefits :D
50 bucks is the base price. I get 70% off of 50 bucks man. That less than what you would pay for a dial-up connection. :twisted:
Tremble, dial-up users, before my Internet Line Supremo! :D
:shock: :shock:
How much does your dial up cost over there?....yeesh. It's a tenner a month...no phone call charges here
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