WHo has the Worst Connection
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WHo has the Worst Connection
As far as I know Me and Verillon have the two worst Internet connections around here, So I figured lets see.
Average Connection Speed: <22-kps
Drop outs: Hourly
Connection Type: Dial Up
Average Connection Speed: <22-kps
Drop outs: Hourly
Connection Type: Dial Up
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Re: WHo has the Worst Connection
You have me beat on the average conection speed (I have 50 kps), but since I use AOL dial-up, I beat you on drop-outs. Try every damn 20 minutes.The Yosemite Bear wrote:As far as I know Me and Verillon have the two worst Internet connections around here, So I figured lets see.
Average Connection Speed: <22-kps
Drop outs: Hourly
Connection Type: Dial Up
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45.2-50.6 kbps on a dialup, but my dropouts ... on a bad day, it'll happen no sooner than I had hooked up!
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Re: WHo has the Worst Connection
Holy shit that's bad.The Yosemite Bear wrote:As far as I know Me and Verillon have the two worst Internet connections around here, So I figured lets see.
Average Connection Speed: <22-kps
Drop outs: Hourly
Connection Type: Dial Up
My average is about 48 with a 56k modem, every two hours the isp resets the connection but it's a simple case of just redialing....it's really annoying but for free...it's livable with....
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I get ~49K on a dial-up connection and dropouts accur once in a blue moon.
And I DO use AOL. I must lead a charmed life
And I DO use AOL. I must lead a charmed life
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Pff. They won't even get through my navigational deflectors...Coaan wrote:They'll get you.....they pounce when you least expect it....Batman wrote:I get ~49K on a dial-up connection and dropouts accur once in a blue moon.
And I DO use AOL. I must lead a charmed life
Why is everbody looking at me like that ?
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'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
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'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Batman wrote:Pff. They won't even get through my navigational deflectors...Coaan wrote:They'll get you.....they pounce when you least expect it....Batman wrote:I get ~49K on a dial-up connection and dropouts accur once in a blue moon.
And I DO use AOL. I must lead a charmed life
Why is everbody looking at me like that ?
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Coaan wrote:
"General, Our junk filters can't stand up to that kind of bombardment....we must retreat!"
"Take it closer, Yes I said closer to those Aol users and dns them at point blank range!"
"At that range our filters won't last long against that magnitude.."
"They'll last longer than they will against that Aol server!....and we might just take a few of those script kiddes with us!"
"Concentrate all firepower on that poor sap!"
Captain Tycho-I'll happily take whatever faster connection you're willing to pay for
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Batman wrote:I doubt you could afford the one I got. Try 50 bucks a month for a top-of-the-line DSL and unlimited access, with a TON of extra shit. Totally worth it too. ( Of course, my cousin works there, so I get 70% off... )Coaan wrote:
"General, Our junk filters can't stand up to that kind of bombardment....we must retreat!"
"Take it closer, Yes I said closer to those Aol users and dns them at point blank range!"
"At that range our filters won't last long against that magnitude.."
"They'll last longer than they will against that Aol server!....and we might just take a few of those script kiddes with us!"
"Concentrate all firepower on that poor sap!"
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I doubt you could afford the one I got. Try 50 bucks a month for a top-of-the-line DSL and unlimited access, with a TON of extra shit. Totally worth it too. ( Of course, my cousin works there, so I get 70% off... )Captain tycho wrote:Batman wrote:Coaan wrote:
"General, Our junk filters can't stand up to that kind of bombardment....we must retreat!"
"Take it closer, Yes I said closer to those Aol users and dns them at point blank range!"
"At that range our filters won't last long against that magnitude.."
"They'll last longer than they will against that Aol server!....and we might just take a few of those script kiddes with us!"
"Concentrate all firepower on that poor sap!"
Edit: Fucking keyboard. I erased Batman's response by accident.
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Most Dsl connections are seriously reliable these days....what's the point if it don't work after all?...the dearer services aren't nessicarily the best though, where one gives good service...there's always one that would give better eventually...Captain tycho wrote:Captain tycho wrote:Batman wrote: I doubt you could afford the one I got. Try 50 bucks a month for a top-of-the-line DSL and unlimited access, with a TON of extra shit. Totally worth it too. ( Of course, my cousin works there, so I get 70% off... )
Edit: Fucking keyboard. I erased Batman's response by accident.
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Is that 50 Bucks before or after the 70% come off? If before, that's about what I would pay here, if it's after-ouchCaptain tycho wrote:I doubt you could afford the one I got. Try 50 bucks a month for a top-of-the-line DSL and unlimited access, with a TON of extra shit. Totally worth it too. ( Of course, my cousin works there, so I get 70% off... )
And I'm not shelling out that much money for a connection I'll for all practical purposes only use on weekends. Working for an IT company does have fringe benefits
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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50 bucks is the base price. I get 70% off of 50 bucks man. That less than what you would pay for a dial-up connection.Batman wrote:Is that 50 Bucks before or after the 70% come off? If before, that's about what I would pay here, if it's after-ouchCaptain tycho wrote:I doubt you could afford the one I got. Try 50 bucks a month for a top-of-the-line DSL and unlimited access, with a TON of extra shit. Totally worth it too. ( Of course, my cousin works there, so I get 70% off... )
And I'm not shelling out that much money for a connection I'll for all practical purposes only use on weekends. Working for an IT company does have fringe benefits
Tremble, dial-up users, before my Internet Line Supremo!
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I use dial-up AOL and I ocassionally drop out. It helps that AOL 8.0 has an auto-reconnect feature. A lot of the time when it drops out I'm not even aware of it as the program reconects itself. Since I run Netscape over AOL it generally doesn't interupt my SD.NET experience. IE: It doesn't cause everything to be marked read.Batman wrote:I get ~49K on a dial-up connection and dropouts accur once in a blue moon.
And I DO use AOL. I must lead a charmed life
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Captain tycho wrote:50 bucks is the base price. I get 70% off of 50 bucks man. That less than what you would pay for a dial-up connection.Batman wrote:Is that 50 Bucks before or after the 70% come off? If before, that's about what I would pay here, if it's after-ouchCaptain tycho wrote:I doubt you could afford the one I got. Try 50 bucks a month for a top-of-the-line DSL and unlimited access, with a TON of extra shit. Totally worth it too. ( Of course, my cousin works there, so I get 70% off... )
And I'm not shelling out that much money for a connection I'll for all practical purposes only use on weekends. Working for an IT company does have fringe benefits
Tremble, dial-up users, before my Internet Line Supremo!
How much does your dial up cost over there?....yeesh. It's a tenner a month...no phone call charges here
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