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free shipping that wasn't free, (the subcontractor amazon used tagged on an extra $11, and CA sales tax, plus it's still not here)
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$11? Jesus fuck. You could get overnight shipping at Gamestop for that much.The Yosemite Bear wrote:free shipping that wasn't free, (the subcontractor amazon used tagged on an extra $11, and CA sales tax, plus it's still not here)
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yes, I know...
I just clicked advance order, so I didn't know about the other charges until it came time to ship it...
I just clicked advance order, so I didn't know about the other charges until it came time to ship it...
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Srtiously? I mean, yeah it works but that's like saying compared to a shit sandwich, a glass of piss, or generic disgusting energy drink, the energy drink wins.compared to its closest competitors (Supreme Commander 2 and Command & Conquer 4) Starcrafts SP is clearly superior.
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I still haven't finished SupCom2's campaign. It's unplayable. That's right, unplayable. The idiotic "limited resources" and "no mass makers for you!" and "BTW there's only 3 metal spots on the map" made me ragequit. ANYTHING is better than that, going back to and including old AoE mkI economy mechanics.
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You can definitely still get maximum research points regardless of which way you choose on the optional missions. By the end of the game I was selling extra research points to the Mobieus foundation for 10,000 credits a piece.Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:Spoiler
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Then screw Hanson then. She's not much use anyway.Darksider wrote:You can definitely still get maximum research points regardless of which way you choose on the optional missions. By the end of the game I was selling extra research points to the Mobieus foundation for 10,000 credits a piece.Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:Spoiler
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I never played C&C 4 and Supreme Commander 2, but I played C&C 3 and SupCom 1, these were quite excellent games. The sequels are that worse?General Schatten wrote:Srtiously? I mean, yeah it works but that's like saying compared to a shit sandwich, a glass of piss, or generic disgusting energy drink, the energy drink wins.compared to its closest competitors (Supreme Commander 2 and Command & Conquer 4) Starcrafts SP is clearly superior.
If Sc II is better than C&C 3 and SupCom, it is at least the best RTS in the last 5 years.
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C&C4 is C&C in name only, and SupCom 2 gutted and destroyed everything that was good about the first one, and forgot to replace it with other good things.Iosef Cross wrote:If Sc II is better than C&C 3 and SupCom, it is at least the best RTS in the last 5 years.
Also, Company of Heroes came out in 2006, so it can't be the "best in 5 years"
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ok, got so far as to unearth it.
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C&C4 is, as stated C&C in name only. Kane is never actually explained, more retarded ass mecha, no base building, gave it a unit cap, gave it an FPS level up-unlock system that makes it to where you have to grind levels to unlock units in multiplayer, for fuck's sake they couldn't even bother to give the characters decent uniforms for the videos.Iosef Cross wrote:I never played C&C 4 and Supreme Commander 2, but I played C&C 3 and SupCom 1, these were quite excellent games. The sequels are that worse?
C&C: Desert BDU and Army Class A.
Tiberian Sun: Nearly full body armor and Army Class A.
Tiberian Wars: A new formal uniform with built-in armor and a new type of Class B Uniform for outside combat situations, green uniform with body armor overtop and fully enclosed helmet
What do we get for C&C4? Army Green Class A Uniforms and US Army ACUs...
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More like "jacked up Marine service uniform" (I think those are called Deltas? Not sure...) and Army ACUs with collar pins for...some reason.General Schatten wrote:Army Green Class A Uniforms and US Army ACUs...
But yeah, that's like no effort put into the costuming whatsoever. Does "Not a Marine" even have rank insignia? All I see is some funky looking thing I can't quite make out on his shoulder.
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At least it wasn't those porno costumes that the cast of RA3 was cosplaying around in.
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So it is. Oh well I'll blame it on exhaustion.RogueIce wrote:More like "jacked up Marine service uniform" (I think those are called Deltas? Not sure...) and Army ACUs with collar pins for...some reason.
He's supposed to be a 'Chief Commander', whatever the fuck that is.But yeah, that's like no effort put into the costuming whatsoever. Does "Not a Marine" even have rank insignia? All I see is some funky looking thing I can't quite make out on his shoulder.
Oh and I just noticed something else to accentuate how lazy they fucking were: they didn't even fucking bother to get 'Global Defense Initiative' patch to replace the 'US Army' patch on the velcro patch on the right of Col. James' blouse. Hell, if they're too lazy to do that, I know it's too much to ask for a custom unit patch and a GDI flag patch for the right shoulder and the IR tab.
Oh and the uniform? They can't even be consistent with whether they want ACU or MARPAT
This guy shows they're too lazy to be consistent with where the name patch goes, and the proper wear of the velcro collar.
I can accept that, at least Red Alert followed C&C conventions and Red Alert is supposed to be tongue-in-cheek fun.Pelranius wrote:At least it wasn't those porno costumes that the cast of RA3 was cosplaying around in.
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That's a myth popularized by idiotic game (p)reviewers. It's applicable to RA2, certainly, but not RA1.General Schatten wrote:I can accept that, at least Red Alert followed C&C conventions and Red Alert is supposed to be tongue-in-cheek fun.
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Yes, the game about Einstein traveling back in time to kill Hitler with a deadly handshake leading to the rise of the Nod-controlled Soviet Union is deadly serious. Also, apocalypse tanks and tesla coils.TC Pilot wrote:That's a myth popularized by idiotic game (p)reviewers. It's applicable to RA2, certainly, but not RA1.
It may not have had the completely off-the-wall shit that RA2/3 had, but it was by no means playing it straight either.
A scientist once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the Earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the centre of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy.
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.
The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the tortoise standing on?'
'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'
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And that's any different than the Tiberium-verse with its, you know, tiberium how?adam_grif wrote:Yes, the game about Einstein traveling back in time to kill Hitler with a deadly handshake leading to the rise of the Nod-controlled Soviet Union is deadly serious.
The first damn Soviet mission has them casually talking about the results of a poison gas experiment on civilians. Yeah, that's really tongue-in-cheek.
Yeah, the Tiberium-verse had nothing like that. Oh wait, mammoth tanks and obelisks.Also, apocalypse tanks and tesla coils.
There's a difference between being outlandish and campy. Practically all RTSs are outlandish to some degree (Starcraft among them), but that doesn't mean they don't take themselves seriously.It may not have had the completely off-the-wall shit that RA2/3 had, but it was by no means playing it straight either.
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I'm a bit curious to know if the manual is any good. The first one came out back when computer game manuals were almost books in and of themselves, and was similarly packed with lots of interesting stuff. Is the same true for the sequel, or do we get some crappy twelve-page pamphlet?
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