Commander substitution Gettysburg

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Which commander if substituted for the leadership of the Union Army would be the most likely to lose to General Lee?

James T Kirk
1
2%
Jean Luc Picard
5
10%
Benjamin Sisco
0
No votes
Kathryn Janeway
28
58%
Johnathan Archer
8
17%
Admiral Ozzel
2
4%
Admiral Piett
0
No votes
Admiral Dalla
1
2%
Mace Windu
3
6%
 
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Which commander if substituted for the leadership of the Union Army would be the most likely to lose to General Lee?

James T Kirk
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Jean luc Picard
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Benjamin Sisco
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Kathryn Janeway
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Johnathan Archer
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Admiral Ozzel
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Admiral Piett
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Admiral Dalla
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Mace Windu
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Figures the picture of archer didn't work :lol:
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Hmm....as bad as the Trek Captains are....Dalaa is cursed....everything she touches turns to shit....its a close run thing....but I think she'd be the worst...
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Archer aka "Weinee."
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Mr Bean wrote:My moneys on Kirk to take this one though Windu stands a strong chance of single handley.......


Wait a second!
Which side are they on here? Lee or Grant?
Meede at gettysburg and they are taking the place of the Union army
The question is which one is the most likely to lose the battle instead of win.
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there is a reason Thrawn is not on the list!

We all know he would win

PS the Union commander at Gettysburg made several mistakes and they still won but who would completely screw it up is the question!
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It comes down to either Dalla or Janeway.


Daala because whatever she does, something "miraclous" always seems to happen for the heores. I think Daala is cursed, "hex'ed" or had terrible karma from a previous life. The saying "What goes around comes back around" might fit this situation.

But in all fairness, I think Daala wouldn't have such bad luck if she didn't face Luke, Leia, Han, etc over and over.... first in the Jedi triology with the sun crusher (7 years after Endor), then the next novels, I forgot the names but the planet with the weird bugs that grow and feed off people life-forces. I think they were Droma, Drelich, or Drolich, something like that. Been a long time since I read any Star Wars novels.



Janeway........ no brainer. She appears to have no understanding or grasp of intricate strategies. She'll probably say "Open Messenger Frequencies" and try to talk the Confederacy out of the battle.

Meanwhile she's doing that, the Confederate laughs at her and starts to mow down her troops. Her troops will probably have orders not to fight back, and ordered to be "peaceful pacifists". :roll:

Then... (If Janeway porn is actually that bad), she'd run into the middle of the Confederate Army buck naked, then the whole Confederate Army would go prostate and she can claim victory.

Janeway botches even that advatange! She'd try to reason with the prostate soldiers, then her remaining Union Soldiers try to pat the Confederate on their backs and try to shake hands or whatever peaceful stuff.

THEN the Confederate recovers and massacres the "Hippie" Union soldiers and Janeway in their midst. :P



Janeway wins my vote in the end. Not even Daala is THAT inept. :lol:
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BTW Why 1 vote for Mace?
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Eaglewood wrote:Then... (If Janeway porn is actually that bad), she'd run into the middle of the Confederate Army buck naked, then the whole Confederate Army would go prostate and she can claim victory.

I don't she may not use that because its morally wrong or something like that and if she does her own troops may gun her down anway. :lol:
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Daala will only lose if she encounters a hero. Remember, her raw skill was enough for Tarkin to notice her. That said, it'll either be Janeway.
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Okaaaay, let's see here. A bunch of people who have absolutely no experience in commanding a 19th century foot army whatsoever try to defeat one of the greatest Generals in american military history. NONE of them have a chance.
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irishmick79 wrote:Okaaaay, let's see here. A bunch of people who have absolutely no experience in commanding a 19th century foot army whatsoever try to defeat one of the greatest Generals in american military history. NONE of them have a chance.
can't we assume that one of them would do worse than any of the others?
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No.

Don't take this personally, but this commander substitution is insane. At least pick commanders from the same era as Meade, for cryin' out loud!
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Personally i always liked Daala. I think she was more the victim of bad writing. Come on she had KJA looking after her career. It was only after her character appeared in a non-KJA book that she had any luck and showed her ability.
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you know what surprises me. There are no votes for Ozzel we already know he is incompitent!
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Yeah I would have thought that Ozzel would have gotten a couple votes, he was the idiot he pulled out to close to Hoth anyways. But I'd have to say Janeway, she doesn't have any strategic sense what so ever. I don't think that Daala was that bad, if Kyp hadn't blown her ass to hell in that Nebula she might have actually pulled it off, my vote goes to Janeway.
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Darth Pounder wrote:Personally i always liked Daala. I think she was more the victim of bad writing. Come on she had KJA looking after her career. It was only after her character appeared in a non-KJA book that she had any luck and showed her ability.
I think being written by KJA in the first place shows at least part of the curse she suffers under ;)
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[1] Janeway
[2] Archer
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It comes down to a close call between Janeway and Archer.
Ozzel has only one example of being incompetent, and that's by the assessment of a political official (Vader), highly a creditable opinion (even with EU support for it's incompetence).
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I suppose the phantom that voted Picard was Q! :lol:
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Isolder74 wrote:you know what surprises me. There are no votes for Ozzel we already know he is incompitent!
I'm not voting for him because I think he's a rebel sympathizer lol.

Anyway, I voted Janeway.....she has no tactical background of ground combat at all...
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With Archer in commaned you can see the confederates walking up to the union line. The union soliders laugh all of a sudden, the union line dies in a hail of gun fire.
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Janeway she couldnt lead ants to a picnic
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