Bacon Good for you

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-02-20 09:14pm

Bacon Good For You, Reports Best Scientist Ever

ROCHESTER, MN—Bacon, long believed to contribute to heart disease and obesity, possesses significant health benefits, according to a study released Monday by Dr. Albert Gruber, the best scientist ever. "My research has found that three strips of crispy, mouthwatering bacon every morning can actually reduce cholesterol and help slow the aging process," the awesome Gruber said. "What's more, the bacon's positive effects are enhanced when combined with milk shakes and/or marijuana." In 1997, Gruber, a Mayo Clinic cardiologist, was awarded nine Nobel Prizes in Medicine for discovering that frequent oral sex with models cures cancer.

Gotta love the Onion

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-20 09:20pm

Yes, oral sex cures cancer. Hell ya. I think I need to stock up on some preventative medicine.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-02-20 09:27pm

Mr Bean wrote:
Bacon Good For You, Reports Best Scientist Ever

And it's also been weaponized into a new biological weapon
for use against terrorists....hamthrax

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-02-20 09:36pm

You can't get your 72 virgins when covered with pork.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-20 09:41pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:You can't get your 72 virgins when covered with pork.

I'd rather have the virgins though.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-02-21 03:30am

They wouldn't be virgins after I was done...

The Great Unbearded One · Post by **The Great Unbearded One** » 2003-02-21 03:32am

The mans a genius....Bacon tomorrow morning I think!

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-02-21 03:36am

mmmmmm... bacon

*drool*

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-21 05:09am

Superman wrote:mmmmmm... bacon

*drool*

[homersimpson] Mmmmm........72 virgins......[/homersimpson]

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-21 06:44am

MKSheppard wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:
Bacon Good For You, Reports Best Scientist Ever
And it's also been weaponized into a new biological weapon
for use against terrorists....hamthrax

Bah! You don't need to get fancy, just dip your bullets in bacon grease, and voila, instant terror weapon.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-02-21 07:29am

There's a reason that Kevin Bacon is called so....

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-02-21 09:30am

This reminds me of a college sandwich we used to eat As Follows

1. Level one: Pork Chop
2. Level two: Hambuger
3. Level three: Swiss Cheese
4. Level four: Bacon
5. Level five: Chedder Cheese
6. Level six: Brawtwurst
7. Level seven: American Cheese
8. Level eight: Steak
9. Level nine: Pork Chop

MMMMMMMMM! Eating food with parents GOOD!!

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-21 04:19pm

Yuck. I hate bacon.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-21 07:12pm

theski wrote:This reminds me of a college sandwich we used to eat As Follows

1. Level one: Pork Chop
2. Level two: Hambuger
3. Level three: Swiss Cheese
4. Level four: Bacon
5. Level five: Chedder Cheese
6. Level six: Brawtwurst
7. Level seven: American Cheese
8. Level eight: Steak
9. Level nine: Pork Chop

MMMMMMMMM! Eating food with parents GOOD!!

So was this before or after your heart attack?

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-02-21 07:17pm

No Heart attack yet. No high cholesterol either. Go Figure

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