Wikileaks? How about Wookieeleaks?

[Elfdart]

Ever since Wikileaks entered the headlines again with 92,000 pages of documents about the war in Afghanistan (a story Wikileaks promoted heavily on Twitter), people have been posting Twitter messages about Star Wars under the heading of Wookieeleaks. Many of them have been pretty damn funny since they're worded like news headlines like this one:

Papers reluctantly reveal that those, indeed, were the Droids they were looking for.

There are countless others.

[RogueIce]

Known terrorist organization assassinates respected business magnate Jabba the Hutt on private desert party cruise

Stormtrooper liquidated after filing workman's comp claim. "Death Star door came down on head."

Major government installation destroyed by son of Emperor's closest adviser

Some of these are quite good.

[Elfdart]

These are some of the better ones.

[Solauren]

Since I don't use twitter, would someone like to use this one?

Alderian Droid Programmer: I have proof Senator Amidaala died as a result of auto-erotic asphyxiation.

[Edward Yee]

All that USG money secretly spent to pay off these absolute GEM-writers to dilute the effect of the Afghan War Diary was well-spent [/tongue-in-cheek, I don't actually believe this], I'm having fun with this little phenomenon. Thanks for bringing it up.

[Lord Relvenous]

"Darth Vader unilaterally altered deal with Cloud City, threatened further arbitrary contract changes without judicial review."

Oh, these are great. Thanks for the link.

[Thanas]

"Darth Vader unilaterally altered deal with Cloud City, threatened further arbitrary contract changes without judicial review."

Oh, these are great. Thanks for the link.

Heh. That was written by Ashley Edward Miller, better known as the writer to T:SCC, Fringe and the new Thor movie.