Blind justice is

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-02-21 08:11pm

It Takes a Thief...or justice is blind
A thief died trying to flee an art museum in Bonn, Germany. Peter Grüber panicked after being surprised by a security guard at the Klausmann Museum of Art and when he raced around a corner, impaled himself upon a 4ft-long sword held by a statue of a blindfolded soldier. The exhibit is called "The Weapon of Justice". (Guardian, 29 June 2000).

http://www.thearma.org/essays/Fringe.htm

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-02-21 08:12pm

Hmm....I think even our great Bean must admit the Irony here...

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-02-21 08:13pm

Stuart Mackey wrote:It Takes a Thief...or justice is blind
A thief died trying to flee an art museum in Bonn, Germany. Peter Grüber panicked after being surprised by a security guard at the Klausmann Museum of Art and when he raced around a corner, impaled himself upon a 4ft-long sword held by a statue of a blindfolded soldier. The exhibit is called "The Weapon of Justice". (Guardian, 29 June 2000).

http://www.thearma.org/essays/Fringe.htm

If this guy doesn't get a Darwin Award there is no justice in this world.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-02-21 08:13pm

What poetic justice.

Kamakazie Sith · Post by **Kamakazie Sith** » 2003-02-21 08:14pm

Hmm I guess he got the point.........

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-02-21 08:14pm

ROFLMMFGDQQAOMFGMAHOKROFLMAOMAHOKMAHOKROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!11

That's fucking funny as fuck! Holy shit dood.

*KRUNCH!!*

Oops I broke a rib...

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-02-21 08:14pm

Kamakazie Sith wrote:Hmm I guess he got the point.........

Oh, that is bad, bad, bad pun...

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-02-21 08:17pm

NF_Utvol wrote:
Kamakazie Sith wrote:Hmm I guess he got the point.........
Oh, that is bad, bad, bad pun...

That's one of those so blatantly obvious that you have to laugh

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-02-21 08:17pm

NF_Utvol wrote:
Kamakazie Sith wrote:Hmm I guess he got the point.........
Oh, that is bad, bad, bad pun...

Guess his wit wasn't sharp enough...

Kamakazie Sith · Post by **Kamakazie Sith** » 2003-02-21 08:17pm

Stormbringer wrote:
NF_Utvol wrote:
Kamakazie Sith wrote:Hmm I guess he got the point.........
Oh, that is bad, bad, bad pun...
That's one of those so blatantly obvious that you have to laugh

I know, but I just couldn't help myself.........I'm sorry

Sidious · Post by **Sidious** » 2003-02-21 08:18pm

That

is

AWESOME

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-02-21 08:20pm

What a pointed bit of information.

God Emperor · Post by **God Emperor** » 2003-02-21 08:21pm

That is an example of quick justice.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-02-21 08:27pm

HemlockGrey wrote:What a pointed bit of information.

I have always felt that information should be witty and to the point.
The person in question obviously was not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Kamakazie Sith · Post by **Kamakazie Sith** » 2003-02-21 08:36pm

NF_Utvol wrote:
Kamakazie Sith wrote:Hmm I guess he got the point.........
Oh, that is bad, bad, bad pun...

LOL I thought I heard someone groan after I posted that..........

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-02-21 08:44pm

Talk about "Cutting to the chase"
Or better yet "Cutting out the Middleman"
This rates about an 7.4 on the Bean Scale of Irony

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-02-21 08:52pm

Mr Bean wrote:Talk about "Cutting to the chase"
Or better yet "Cutting out the Middleman"
This rates about an 7.4 on the Bean Scale of Irony

Oh, god, enough witht he puns!

Cap'n Hector · Post by **Cap'n Hector** » 2003-02-21 08:53pm

The chase was cut short.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-02-21 08:57pm

The perversity of the universe tends toward the maximum.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-02-21 08:59pm

Heh, that is so ironic...

"Bud light?… I thought you said sword fight?"
St. Petersburg, FL. Feb. 2002. A 46-year-old man was stabbed in the stomach with a swordfish bill as he was striking another patron repeatedly in the head with a beer bottle during a bar fight. (source: St. Pete Times).

Here's a good tip
Rib Mountain, WI. Aug. 2000. A 21-year old man wearing a hood and brandishing a stainless steel samurai sword burst into the small town Aldi grocery store, knocking over a rack of cookies, scattering them, and then ordering the cashier to hand over her money. He banged his sword on the counter causing the tip to bend. A shopper picked up a can of fruit cocktail and threw it at the robber but missed him. The sword bandit fled with his bent tipped weapon and next forced the keys from a motorist leaving a car. Police quickly apprehended the man who admitted he had acquired his robbery techniques from watching movies. (source: Daily Athenaeum interactive).

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-21 10:33pm

hehehe. . that is funny.

Baron Mordo · Post by **Baron Mordo** » 2003-02-22 12:39am

Do you think the charges will stick?

He won't have the heart to do that again.

Perhaps he was going to share a cut.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-02-22 01:06am

Point taken.

Baron Mordo · Post by **Baron Mordo** » 2003-02-22 01:15am

Do you think they'll send him to the pokey?

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2003-02-22 01:56am

Stuart Mackey wrote:A thief died trying to flee an art museum in Bonn, Germany. Peter Grüber panicked after being surprised by a security guard at the Klausmann Museum of Art and when he raced around a corner, impaled himself upon a 4ft-long sword held by a statue of a blindfolded soldier. The exhibit is called "The Weapon of Justice". (Guardian, 29 June 2000).

LOL. Think of it as evolution in action.

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