I had some notes on side stories that could exist in TSW sandbox. Just thought I'd shake the pages and see what drops out.
Intentionally silly.
, but
all some could actually be written without the silly.
Many of these could be combined.
1. The hunt for Jebus. Jebus is up to something. He is covered in cancer and looks gnarled like a tree because of it. He is pissed, and has been seen talking to popes. Added bonus: Pat Robertson gunned down before he suicide bombs.
2. Mysterys
Plot device:
2nd lifers can buy liver grafts from demons. The organ grows back on demons, but not second lifers. The organ allows the second lifer to exist on earth, for a few weeks at a time, though it will not regenerate.
The organ wears out on earth, and must be replaced, but this allows you to bring anyone back to earth for a short time.
However, an alternative is to use the heart of a first lifer (or maybe an angel), which lasts until the heart dies of natural causes in about a billion beats (or forever if it's an angel). The heart is installed next to the second lifer heart, making it detectable with a stethoscope.
Human corpses are now semi frozen upon death to cryogenically preserve the heart as long as possible, and the recovered 2nd life person can use their own heart if the recovery is fast enough. However there aren't enough hearts to go around, and the process isn't perfect. The tissues don't need to match, so there is an underground market for human hearts. Without needing to match tissue or blood, hearts are being harvested by very low tech means, though they need to reach the second lifer alive. Gangs of angels and demons are ripping hearts out of random people.
Bonus: Second lifers are time sharing hearts, and 2nd death last wills often leave hearts.
Twist: Instead of human hearts, the story is about humans and demons harvesting angel hearts. The murders take place in heaven among a growing insurgency.
2a. Police officer "Bob" was murdered when he ran into an angel in a dark alley. Bob has managed to buy or rent a demon liver, which will give him 8 weeks to find who is murdering people and harvesting their hearts. Set in new orleans to give a voodoo flare.
2b. Senators Wellstone and Carnahan believed they were murdered by the same group. They team up and try to solve their own murders. Guest stars. JFK, MLK, Lee Harvey Oswald, and Robert Bird.
2c. Ringo Star, Yoko Ono, and Paul McCartny have paid millions of dollars to reunite the beatles. However, finding the other two is another problem entirely.
Bonus: Yoko breaks up the beatles--again.
2d. A demon and angel detective team are trying to track down who is smuggling guns to the insurgents in heaven. Bonus: Pat Robertson caught lurking in peoples bedrooms.
4. Wild west frontier town in hell. New Sheriff in town. The Sheriff is a Demon veteran of Abigors new army. The human built railroad is comming through, and the demon bandits must be put down or the railroad passes by.
Bonus Scene: Pat Robertson preaching the gospil of Cthulu.
5. Stop Julius Ceaser from taking over the world(s) as a side project: Ceaser has been plotting for centuries, all for revenge on Cybil, whom he thinks betrayed him.
6. Since judeo christian religions have been debunked, the Scientologists have been recruiting like mad. They left in a portal start their own mad world, but woke up the old ones accidently. Now Tom Cruise worships Nyarlathotep, who is planning on unseating and killing Azathoth. Azathoth, who is blind and stupid, but responsible for evolution, is apparently the real God on earth.
Mission Impossible: Put the old ones back to sleep.
Bonus Scene: Tom Cruise jumping on a couch, professing his love for Nyarlathotep.
7. A stone in the sphinxt sings to nearby portal adept. If you open a portal, the other side isn't another klein bottle realm, but an alternate Egypt.
Mission: Vaccinate the egyptions, hook up with Cleopatras descendant.
8. An experimental space capable thorium reactor is connected to an angel to open portals. The Angel is doped up on LSD to focus and withstand the pain of a portal to mars. The Mars portal opens, but it's a portal to barsoom instead.
Mission: End the mars wars, hook up with the princess, catch the freaked out angel, get home in time.
10. A creature from hell is loose in the ocean. It's an apex predator, and it's feeding on boats. Whats worse of course, is that it is about to have babies. A Marine biologist and an aquatic demon intern team up to stop it before the earths oceans go to hell.....
Twist: The creature is really just another demon, so old and out of touch she didn't know about the wars, and all we had to do was ask for her to leave.
11. Dead Children don't go to the klein bottle afterlife. Nobody knows where they go.
However, an expedition through the Minos gate reveals a land where primitive humans ride dinosaurs. It seems like paradise, but is it?
12. Peace Corp workers in heaven are trying to start a self sufficient economy. However, they are constantly dealing with primitive cultural backlash. Meanwhile, their funding is being canceled.
13. The Zeppelin has made a comeback in hell. Ceaser has loaned money to Zeppelin to restart the industry.
14. A cartel of Angels is trying to control the portal industry.