Tarkin: Vader, release him!
Vader: Fuck You.
And of course a Blaxsploitation Star Wars:
Darth Schwarzenegger
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Darth Schwarzenegger
This isn't as good as the Vader Sessions, but it's still funny:
Tarkin: Vader, release him!
Vader: Fuck You.
And of course a Blaxsploitation Star Wars:
Tarkin: Vader, release him!
Vader: Fuck You.
And of course a Blaxsploitation Star Wars:
Re: Darth Schwarzenegger
Loved the Lando one. 
"No, no, no, no! Light speed's too slow! Yes, we're gonna have to go right to... Ludicrous speed!"
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Temujin
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Re: Darth Schwarzenegger
Shit!
Both of those were pretty good, and surprisingly well produced.
Both of those were pretty good, and surprisingly well produced.
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And no action film is complete without the Wilhelm Scream!
I don't know why, but it cracks me up every time I hear it.
I don't know why, but it cracks me up every time I hear it.
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wilfulton on Bible genetics: "If two screaming lunatics copulate in front of another screaming lunatic, the result will be yet another screaming lunatic.
"SirNitram: "The nation of France is a theory, not a fact. It should therefore be approached with an open mind, and critically debated and considered."
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Executor32
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Re: Darth Schwarzenegger
Han has a bad feeling about Colt 45.
どうして？お前が夜に自身お触れるから。
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil,
but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow
was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now, the fool
seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku...
-Aku, Master of Masters, Deliverer of Darkness, Shogun of Sorrow
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil,
but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow
was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now, the fool
seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku...
-Aku, Master of Masters, Deliverer of Darkness, Shogun of Sorrow
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CaptainChewbacca
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Re: Darth Schwarzenegger
Blackstar Warrior should be a feature-length film.
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Re: Darth Schwarzenegger
Schwarzenegger is a btter vader then vader
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"I consider the Laws of Thermodynamics a loose guideline at best!"
"Set Flamethrowers to... light electrocution"
It's not enough to bash in heads, you also have to bash in minds.
Tired is the Roman wielding the Aquila.
Re: Darth Schwarzenegger
Agreed.lordofchange13 wrote:Schwarzenegger is a btter vader then vader
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Re: Darth Schwarzenegger
Hell yes.CaptainChewbacca wrote:Blackstar Warrior should be a feature-length film.
Plus, bare-midriff Babetroopers!
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Re: Darth Schwarzenegger
Vader rocking out to Yakkety Yak during the Death Star meeting was priceless.
Re: Darth Schwarzenegger
QFT!CaptainChewbacca wrote:Blackstar Warrior should be a feature-length film.
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"ha ha, raping puppies is FUN!" - Johonebesus
"It would just be Unicron with pew pew instead of nom nom". - Vendetta, explaining his justified disinterest in the idea of the movie Allspark affecting the Death Star