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AMBASSADOR, feel free to ignore MK Shepherd. Everyone else does.

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*poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke*
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Poke, Pokety Poke, Poke! And greetings alien anal intruder.....I mean ambassador! :lol:
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Someone is being poked to death :mrgreen:
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*poke*
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Post by Shinova »

*Watches Ambassador get poked all over*


Poor guy... :)
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Zaia »

Awww, jmac, never before have I seen such a pretty pink poke!! :D



Hello, there, Ambassador. My name is Zaia; it's very nice to meet you. Pay no heed to these boneheads who are giving you such a hard time already. They soften up a bit once you get to know 'em. :wink:
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Post by XaLEv »

THE AMBASSADOR wrote:
Dalton wrote:Got any porn?
Just alien porn. But trust me, you don't want to see my race in it's true form naked. It may make you blind. Or worse... sterile. :shock:
Sure we do. So make with the anatomy.
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They do?
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Post by THE AMBASSADOR »

We have a saying on Andrada, "Lasers and phasers may resequence my molecules, but pokes will never hurt me." :lol:

However, I realize that my alien form and personae may make some of you uncomfortable so I will now revert to the human form that I have choosen to possess. A man from Southern California. But you may still call me THE AMBASSADOR.
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We would have preferred a long-legged woman. Clearly you still do not understand humans.
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Darth Wong wrote:We would have preferred a long-legged woman. Clearly you still do not understand humans.
One who likes anal, preferably.
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jegs2 wrote:Breach of those terms will result in your immediate arrest, interrogation, and subsequent execution.
Or at the very least, be given a derogatory title. :P
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Die, alien scum!

Let this Grid-fire poke incinerate you!

Have a very nice day.
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Welcome pitiful newbie to our den of iniquity.

Enjoy your stay and don't offend the BotM, ATJ, AIIF, HAB, GALE, WW or SOS.

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Zaia wrote:Awww, jmac, never before have I seen such a pretty pink poke!! :D
I've developed a strange liking for pink... :wink:
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jmac wrote:
Zaia wrote:Awww, jmac, never before have I seen such a pretty pink poke!! :D
I've developed a strange liking for pink... :wink:
Okay ........... then.
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I have this nagging suspicion that the all-caps name bodes ill
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A Diplomat! There is only one response to them...

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A Diplomat! There is only one response to them...

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Post by Darth Yoshi »

jegs2 wrote:
jmac wrote:
Zaia wrote:Awww, jmac, never before have I seen such a pretty pink poke!! :D
I've developed a strange liking for pink... :wink:
Okay ........... then.
Hey! Pink is an excellent color, although I prefer purple for stereotypically unmanly colors.

The Grand Admiral got a double post! :D
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