The worst meal. Ever.

OT: anything goes!

Moderator: Edi

User avatar
DPDarkPrimus
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 18399
Joined: 2002-11-22 11:02pm
Location: Iowa
Contact:

The worst meal. Ever.

Post by DPDarkPrimus »

Good god, this explains a bit about Americans and our obesity problem.

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/
Mayabird is my girlfriend
Justice League:BotM:MM:SDnet City Watch:Cybertron's Finest
"Well then, science is bullshit. "
-revprez, with yet another brilliant rebuttal.
User avatar
Exonerate
Sith Marauder
Posts: 4454
Joined: 2002-10-29 07:19pm
Location: DC Metro Area

Post by Exonerate »

:shock:

Holy crap, that is a lot of calories and fat...

BoTM, MM, HAB, JL
User avatar
Dalton
For Those About to Rock We Salute You
For Those About to Rock We Salute You
Posts: 22640
Joined: 2002-07-03 06:16pm
Location: New York, the Fuck You State
Contact:

Post by Dalton »

This is Lumberjack food.
Image
Image
To Absent Friends
Dalton | Admin Smash | Knight of the Order of SDN

"y = mx + bro" - Surlethe
"You try THAT shit again, kid, and I will mod you. I will
mod you so hard, you'll wish I were Dalton." - Lagmonster

May the way of the Hero lead to the Triforce.
User avatar
Tragic
Padawan Learner
Posts: 248
Joined: 2003-02-16 04:45pm
Location: New York City, U.S.A
Contact:

Post by Tragic »

fuck the calories. That food don't look right.
"The point of war isn't to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" Gen. George Patton.
Howedar
Emperor's Thumb
Posts: 12472
Joined: 2002-07-03 05:06pm
Location: St. Paul, MN

Post by Howedar »

LOL!
Howedar is no longer here. Need to talk to him? Talk to Pick.
User avatar
Ren
Youngling
Posts: 132
Joined: 2003-02-16 05:01am

Post by Ren »

The mere thought of microwaved pancakes and saugages is enough to turn my stomach. TV dinners are bad enough, but this, this just goes to far.
User avatar
DPDarkPrimus
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 18399
Joined: 2002-11-22 11:02pm
Location: Iowa
Contact:

Post by DPDarkPrimus »

Did you guys see that cholestorol? 231%!!!!
Mayabird is my girlfriend
Justice League:BotM:MM:SDnet City Watch:Cybertron's Finest
"Well then, science is bullshit. "
-revprez, with yet another brilliant rebuttal.
User avatar
kojikun
BANNED
Posts: 9663
Joined: 2002-07-04 12:23am
Contact:

Post by kojikun »

holy shit man, thats just horrible. that shouldnt even contain what it does! its like it was saturated in fat! eugh.. :x
Sì! Abbiamo un' anima! Ma è fatta di tanti piccoli robot.
User avatar
Stormbringer
King of Democracy
Posts: 22678
Joined: 2002-07-15 11:22pm

Post by Stormbringer »

They should change that from Hungry Man to Dead Man. Jesus Christ that's a lot of artery clogging shit! Holy fuck. :shock:
Image
Artanis
Youngling
Posts: 90
Joined: 2003-01-06 12:49pm
Location: Tennessee (God help me!)
Contact:

Post by Artanis »

I wholeheartedly endorse this product and/or service.

Why?

It's Darwin in action, man! Anybody who eats one of these WILL remove themselves from the gene pool, and if they're dumb enough to eat these things, I can't see how their removal can be a bad thing 8)
Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, cornbread R square!

"Your beliefs color your perception with a bias towards reinforcing your beliefs."
--EOTN
"And your beliefs colour your perception with a bias towards being completely batshit insane"
--Fron, in response to EOTN
User avatar
Captain tycho
Has Elected to Receive
Posts: 5039
Joined: 2002-12-04 06:35pm
Location: Jewy McJew Land

Post by Captain tycho »

Holy shit...
That should be considered a WMD right there. :shock:
And who would even eat that crap anyway?
Captain Tycho!
The worst fucker ever!
The Best reciever ever!
Enforcer Talen
Warlock
Posts: 10285
Joined: 2002-07-05 02:28am
Location: Boston
Contact:

Post by Enforcer Talen »

I dont care about calories or fat - Im a male teen with super fast metabolism.

but that stuff really looks awful.
Image
This day is Fantastic!
Myers Briggs: ENTJ
Political Compass: -3/-6
DOOMer WoW
"I really hate it when the guy you were pegging as Mr. Worst Case starts saying, "Oh, I was wrong, it's going to be much worse." " - Adrian Laguna
User avatar
Spanky The Dolphin
Mammy Two-Shoes
Posts: 30776
Joined: 2002-07-05 05:45pm
Location: Reykjavík, Iceland (not really)

Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

kojikun wrote:holy shit man, thats just horrible. that shouldnt even contain what it does! its like it was saturated in fat! eugh.. :x
I totally agree. There is no way it should contain over 1000 Calories and 231% daily colesterol. Swanson had to put extra shit in it.

I'd believe over 500 Calories, but 1000?! :shock:
Image
I believe in a sign of Zeta.

[BOTM|WG|JL|Mecha Maniacs|Pax Cybertronia|Veteran of the Psychic Wars|Eva Expert]

"And besides, who cares if a monster destroys Australia?"
User avatar
Faram
Bastard Operator from Hell
Posts: 5271
Joined: 2002-07-04 07:39am
Location: Fighting Polarbears

Post by Faram »

Fuck I gained a kilo just looking at that shit.

Now I just have to go out and jog for an hour or so.

That was just plain disgusting!
[img=right]http://hem.bredband.net/b217293/warsaban.gif[/img]

"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus


Fear is the mother of all gods.

Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
User avatar
Robert Treder
has strong kung-fu.
Posts: 3891
Joined: 2002-07-03 02:38am
Location: San Jose, CA

Post by Robert Treder »

I don't care about the nutritional information, but I do care about the quality. That shit looks nasty.

Really, when you look at it, that's not that much food. It says on the box "OVER 1 lb. OF FOOD", which means it can't be much more than 1 lb. I often eat burgers at Juicy Burger that are 1 lb. before cooking, plus the bun, lots of toppings, and a large fries and a large drink. And I'm only 6', 150 lbs. Proof that you don't necessarily have to be a lardass to eat like this. But it wouldn't hurt, I suppose.
And you may ask yourself, 'Where does that highway go to?'

Brotherhood of the Monkey - First Monkey|Justice League - Daredevil|Late Knights of Conan O'Brien - Eisenhower Mug Knight (13 Conan Pts.)|SD.Net Chroniclers|HAB
User avatar
salm
Rabid Monkey
Posts: 10296
Joined: 2002-09-09 08:25pm

Post by salm »

has anyone here ever tried it?
User avatar
Evil Sadistic Bastard
Hentai Tentacle Demon
Posts: 4229
Joined: 2002-07-17 02:34am
Location: FREE
Contact:

Post by Evil Sadistic Bastard »

Robert Treder wrote:I don't care about the nutritional information, but I do care about the quality. That shit looks nasty.

Really, when you look at it, that's not that much food. It says on the box "OVER 1 lb. OF FOOD", which means it can't be much more than 1 lb. I often eat burgers at Juicy Burger that are 1 lb. before cooking, plus the bun, lots of toppings, and a large fries and a large drink. And I'm only 6', 150 lbs. Proof that you don't necessarily have to be a lardass to eat like this. But it wouldn't hurt, I suppose.
Curse you and your lightboned brethren! The fat shall destroy you one day!

And Have you heard of this place called the Hungry Texan? Apparently they serve GIGANTIC steaks that are free... If you can finish them.
Believe in the sign of Hentai.

BotM - Hentai Tentacle Monkey/Warwolves - Evil-minded Medic/JL - Medical Jounin/Mecha Maniacs - Fuchikoma Grope Attack!/AYVB - Bloody Bastards.../GALE Force - Purveyor of Anal Justice/HAB - Combat Medical Orderly

Combat Medical Orderly(Also Nameless Test-tube Washer) : SD.Net Dept. of Biological Sciences
User avatar
Frank Hipper
Overfiend of the Superego
Posts: 12882
Joined: 2002-10-17 08:48am
Location: Hamilton, Ohio?

Post by Frank Hipper »

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
kojikun wrote:holy shit man, thats just horrible. that shouldnt even contain what it does! its like it was saturated in fat! eugh.. :x
I totally agree. There is no way it should contain over 1000 Calories and 231% daily colesterol. Swanson had to put extra shit in it.

I'd believe over 500 Calories, but 1000?! :shock:
Pancakes are pure carbohydrate, you'd be surprised at how the calories mount. But, yes, something stinks in the state of Swanson's, and they're packaging and selling it.
Image
Life is all the eternity you get, use it wisely.
User avatar
Robert Treder
has strong kung-fu.
Posts: 3891
Joined: 2002-07-03 02:38am
Location: San Jose, CA

Post by Robert Treder »

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:And Have you heard of this place called the Hungry Texan? Apparently they serve GIGANTIC steaks that are free... If you can finish them.
I'll have to check that out. I hope they're not only in Texas.

Hmmm...sounds mysteriously like an episode of 'The Simpsons'...
And you may ask yourself, 'Where does that highway go to?'

Brotherhood of the Monkey - First Monkey|Justice League - Daredevil|Late Knights of Conan O'Brien - Eisenhower Mug Knight (13 Conan Pts.)|SD.Net Chroniclers|HAB
User avatar
theski
Sith Marauder
Posts: 4327
Joined: 2003-01-28 03:20pm
Location: Hurricane Watching

Post by theski »

There are a lot of steak places that offer (eat it all get it free) the largest that myself and a few buddies tried was the 52ounce porterhouse steak. Almost made it..
Sudden power is apt to be insolent, sudden liberty saucy; that behaves best which has grown gradually.
User avatar
blkmage
Redshirt
Posts: 28
Joined: 2002-12-29 12:44pm
Location: Black Mage Village, Toronto, Canada
Contact:

Post by blkmage »

*shudders*

Anyone who can eat that crap might as well drink a bottle of oil and eat a tub of lard to compliment it. blah.
Image
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
What Kind of Username is That?
Posts: 9254
Joined: 2002-07-10 08:53pm
Location: Back in PA

Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Wow. That's some nasty looking crap. I'm sure McDonalds has better-looking (and probably less fattening) breakfast options. BUt then again, there are probably grosser foods out there.
BotM: Just another monkey|HAB
User avatar
Ghost Rider
Spirit of Vengeance
Posts: 27779
Joined: 2002-09-24 01:48pm
Location: DC...looking up from the gutters to the stars

Post by Ghost Rider »

Robert Treder wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:And Have you heard of this place called the Hungry Texan? Apparently they serve GIGANTIC steaks that are free... If you can finish them.
I'll have to check that out. I hope they're not only in Texas.

Hmmm...sounds mysteriously like an episode of 'The Simpsons'...
Actually quite a few Steakhouses offer this.

Literally it's by an ask-first basis, but if yours do, dig in...though the amount of meat they offer is around what they said in the Simpsons and higher.
MM /CF/WG/BOTM/JL/Original Warsie/ACPATHNTDWATGODW FOREVER!!

Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all

Saying and doing are chocolate and concrete
User avatar
Ghost Rider
Spirit of Vengeance
Posts: 27779
Joined: 2002-09-24 01:48pm
Location: DC...looking up from the gutters to the stars

Post by Ghost Rider »

As for that thing...I've eaten worse.

When you have little to no money...how many calories you get per dollar becomes very important.
MM /CF/WG/BOTM/JL/Original Warsie/ACPATHNTDWATGODW FOREVER!!

Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all

Saying and doing are chocolate and concrete
User avatar
Einhander Sn0m4n
Insane Railgunner
Posts: 18630
Joined: 2002-10-01 05:51am
Location: Louisiana... or Dagobah. You know, where Yoda lives.

Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

ooggghhhh I think I finally found something my diamond-plated tungsten-titanium alloy stomach isn't immune to...

*pukes*

Damn Swanson to HELL!!!
Image Image
Post Reply