Bedlam wrote:I wonder what Malak's special diet is? I thinking hes a vampire but he might just be eating humans.
KrauserKrauser wrote:He obviously eats babies. What else could it be really?
Have to hide the baby eating, it's unsettling for most folks.
The question is, babies of what variety?
People have pointed out in the OOTS forums that not only has he been seen walking past sunlit archways without combusting, he lacks the black speech bubbles universal among undead. I'm guessing that either he eats people ("It's not cannibalism! They're human babies!"), or it's something harmless but some member of the Order will assume that it's something gruesome and Hilarity Will Ensue. Elan being a prime candidate for that.
"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs." - John Rogers
"Oh, sorry, guys. I was just thinking. It's this new thing I've been trying."
"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs." - John Rogers
I don't have grandparents and I don't get it. Explanations Anyone?
According to the OOTS forums that's (spoilerized so as to not spoil the joke for any actual grandparent aged people reading this):
Spoiler
Ollie the dragon, from a 50s TV puppet show called Kukla, Fran, and Ollie
"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs." - John Rogers
Nitram, slightly high on cough syrup: Do you know you're beautiful?
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP" -- Leonard Nimoy, last Tweet
"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs." - John Rogers
Well yeah, but she might already be drunk enough that a few more pints would allow her to believe 'it was all a dream', or 'what funky shit do these guys put in their ale? That was one weird-ass hallucination!'
Yes, I know my username is an oxyMORON, thankyou for pointing that out, you're very clever.
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'I don't believe in gunship diplomacy, but a couple of battleships in low orbit over my enemy's capital can't but help negotiations.'
In character discussion like that rarely requires any sort of rolling.
1980s Rock is to music what Giant Robot shows are to anime
Think about it.
Cruising low in my N-1 blasting phat beats,
showin' off my chrome on them Coruscant streets
Got my 'saber on my belt and my gat by side,
this here yellow plane makes for a sick ride
I'd be willing to lay good money that Elan has been putting some more effort into his Int score as of late. His quiptacular abilities would logically depend on that, after all.
"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs." - John Rogers
The phoenix pate is going to repeat on him.
