Blind justice is

[Nathan F]

This has degraded into Pun-Fest 2003

Well, what the heck:

You know that he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. Too bad he got hung up in the justice system...

[TrailerParkJawa]

Don't touch that dial…
Oakland, CA. Dec. 1997. A WXOU radio station employee was arrested for assaulting another station employee in the station with a 20-inch sword cane. The victim defended himself by blocking the thrust and suffered multiple puncture wounds to the hand. A third person intervened and shoved the attacker through a glass display case while the victim through a trash can lid at his attacker before fleeing. All total, eight people were involved in the scuffle. (source: www.oakland.edu)

Radio stations in the Bay Area have call letters that begin with K not W.
And www.oakland.edu is not located in CA. Hmmmmmm.

[Mark S]

If he had only sharpened his skills before going out he wouldn't have found himself under the knife.

I wonder if the security guard had a few pointed words for him as well.