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Great! Now introduce the kid to booze and porn as soon as possible, so she can fit in on the SD.net!
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CONGRATS
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Remember this one

Take kid to movies
Stop by Baskin & Robbins on the way back.
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Congrats man!

IIRC, if your cousin has a child, you and the child will be first cousins once removed. If you both have a child, then they will be second cousins.
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MAHOK! MAHOK! :D
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congrats :)

Now what type of uncle are ya gonna be?

Currently I am the oddball foriegn uncle who doesn't speak a bloody word(pfft they still have to show me respect...my Korean side anyways)
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Be the cool uncle whose house she brings her boyfriends home to!

(congrats, Rob!)
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WWSBD?
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Just ask yourself that in all sitaution dealing with your niece :P

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Wow, big girl! Probably not unusual in your family. ;) Congratulations, Dalton. :) I've been an Aunt since I was 2 years, 3 months old. Now I have 3 grand-nephews!
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I suggest going for the "crazy uncle Dalton" look. Wear an Uncle Buck hat, too.
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LOL, thanks again everyone for your congratulations. You all made me smile.
XaLEv wrote:Congrats man!

IIRC, if your cousin has a child, you and the child will be first cousins once removed. If you both have a child, then they will be second cousins.
Nein. Your first cousin once removed would be the niece or nephew of one of your grandparents. For example, my grandmother's brother Pascuale has two sons, Anthony and Dominick. They are both my first cousins once removed. Their children are my second cousins once removed. If your cousin has a child, that child would be your second cousin, as is the case with my cousin Ray's kids Ray Jr. and Amanda.
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"Removed" refers to a generational step. The child of a first cousin is a fist cousin once removed.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:"Removed" refers to a generational step. The child of a first cousin is a fist cousin once removed.
The first part is right, the second part wrong.

http://www.genealogy.com/16_cousn.html
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Oops, sorry. :oops:
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Oops, sorry. :oops:
No worries :) I know geneaology is fucking confusing; you could spend hours tracing family trees in LOTR.
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Dude! Congrats!
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Thanks Terwynn.

Here's a pic. More later, maybe.

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Dalton wrote:Thanks Terwynn.

Here's a pic. More later, maybe.

http://www.daltonator.net/images/Madison.jpg
Awwww.
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Dalton wrote:Waaahahaha!

Madison Traverzo (female)
b. 11:40 PM 2/21/03
7 pounds 12 ounces
20.5 inches long

WOO! I'm an Uncle!

Poor girl.













JOKING JOKING!!!


Congrats! :D
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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Shinova wrote:Poor girl.

JOKING JOKING!!!

Congrats! :D
Be glad I'm in a forgiving mood ;)
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Dalton wrote:Waaahahaha!

Madison Traverzo (female)
b. 11:40 PM 2/21/03
7 pounds 12 ounces
20.5 inches long

WOO! I'm an Uncle!
Cool, as a father of three, let me tell you. It's a vision of your future. Enjoy! :D 8) :P :evil:
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20.5 in? That's a huge dick for a newborn girl. :D

Congrats.
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neoolong wrote:20.5 in? That's a huge dick for a newborn girl. :D

Congrats.
Dude, I'm gonna hit you :)
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Congrads
*hands Dalton a nice big shiney E-web *
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Congrats, Dalton! You're something I cannot become until I get married (one of the few downfalls of being an only child).

And it's second cousin. I've got three, thanks to my cousin who's 20 years older than I am. I've only seen one, though, since his family's in Berlin. The other two were born after the last time he returned to the States.
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