The worst meal. Ever.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-02-22 01:22am

Good god, this explains a bit about Americans and our obesity problem.

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-02-22 01:27am

Holy crap, that is a lot of calories and fat...

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-02-22 01:28am

This is Lumberjack food.

Tragic · Post by **Tragic** » 2003-02-22 01:28am

fuck the calories. That food don't look right.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-02-22 01:31am

Ren · Post by **Ren** » 2003-02-22 01:34am

The mere thought of microwaved pancakes and saugages is enough to turn my stomach. TV dinners are bad enough, but this, this just goes to far.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-02-22 01:35am

Did you guys see that cholestorol? 231%!!!!

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-02-22 01:47am

holy shit man, thats just horrible. that shouldnt even contain what it does! its like it was saturated in fat! eugh..

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-02-22 01:52am

They should change that from Hungry Man to Dead Man. Jesus Christ that's a lot of artery clogging shit! Holy fuck.

Artanis · Post by **Artanis** » 2003-02-22 03:58am

I wholeheartedly endorse this product and/or service.

Why?

It's Darwin in action, man! Anybody who eats one of these WILL remove themselves from the gene pool, and if they're dumb enough to eat these things, I can't see how their removal can be a bad thing

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-22 04:00am

Holy shit...
That should be considered a WMD right there.

And who would even eat that crap anyway?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-22 04:06am

I dont care about calories or fat - Im a male teen with super fast metabolism.

but that stuff really looks awful.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-22 04:27am

kojikun wrote:holy shit man, thats just horrible. that shouldnt even contain what it does! its like it was saturated in fat! eugh..

I totally agree. There is no way it should contain over 1000 Calories and 231% daily colesterol. Swanson had to put extra shit in it.

I'd believe over 500 Calories, but 1000?!

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-02-22 05:06am

Fuck I gained a kilo just looking at that shit.

Now I just have to go out and jog for an hour or so.

That was just plain disgusting!

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-02-22 05:23am

I don't care about the nutritional information, but I do care about the quality. That shit looks nasty.

Really, when you look at it, that's not that much food. It says on the box "OVER 1 lb. OF FOOD", which means it can't be much more than 1 lb. I often eat burgers at Juicy Burger that are 1 lb. before cooking, plus the bun, lots of toppings, and a large fries and a large drink. And I'm only 6', 150 lbs. Proof that you don't necessarily have to be a lardass to eat like this. But it wouldn't hurt, I suppose.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-02-22 08:33am

has anyone here ever tried it?

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2003-02-22 08:47am

Robert Treder wrote:I don't care about the nutritional information, but I do care about the quality. That shit looks nasty.

Really, when you look at it, that's not that much food. It says on the box "OVER 1 lb. OF FOOD", which means it can't be much more than 1 lb. I often eat burgers at Juicy Burger that are 1 lb. before cooking, plus the bun, lots of toppings, and a large fries and a large drink. And I'm only 6', 150 lbs. Proof that you don't necessarily have to be a lardass to eat like this. But it wouldn't hurt, I suppose.

Curse you and your lightboned brethren! The fat shall destroy you one day!

And Have you heard of this place called the Hungry Texan? Apparently they serve GIGANTIC steaks that are free... If you can finish them.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-22 08:47am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
kojikun wrote:holy shit man, thats just horrible. that shouldnt even contain what it does! its like it was saturated in fat! eugh..
I totally agree. There is no way it should contain over 1000 Calories and 231% daily colesterol. Swanson had to put extra shit in it.

I'd believe over 500 Calories, but 1000?!

Pancakes are pure carbohydrate, you'd be surprised at how the calories mount. But, yes, something stinks in the state of Swanson's, and they're packaging and selling it.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-02-22 09:54am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:And Have you heard of this place called the Hungry Texan? Apparently they serve GIGANTIC steaks that are free... If you can finish them.

I'll have to check that out. I hope they're not only in Texas.

Hmmm...sounds mysteriously like an episode of 'The Simpsons'...

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-02-22 10:19am

There are a lot of steak places that offer (eat it all get it free) the largest that myself and a few buddies tried was the 52ounce porterhouse steak. Almost made it..

blkmage · Post by **blkmage** » 2003-02-22 11:51am

*shudders*

Anyone who can eat that crap might as well drink a bottle of oil and eat a tub of lard to compliment it. blah.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-02-22 03:07pm

Wow. That's some nasty looking crap. I'm sure McDonalds has better-looking (and probably less fattening) breakfast options. BUt then again, there are probably grosser foods out there.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-02-22 03:13pm

Robert Treder wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:And Have you heard of this place called the Hungry Texan? Apparently they serve GIGANTIC steaks that are free... If you can finish them.
I'll have to check that out. I hope they're not only in Texas.

Hmmm...sounds mysteriously like an episode of 'The Simpsons'...

Actually quite a few Steakhouses offer this.

Literally it's by an ask-first basis, but if yours do, dig in...though the amount of meat they offer is around what they said in the Simpsons and higher.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-02-22 03:14pm

As for that thing...I've eaten worse.

When you have little to no money...how many calories you get per dollar becomes very important.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-02-22 04:46pm

ooggghhhh I think I finally found something my diamond-plated tungsten-titanium alloy stomach isn't immune to...

*pukes*

Damn Swanson to HELL!!!