How to deal with rude kids

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-02-22 06:49pm

In the spirit of the "Spankings at Walmart" thread, what do you think is the best way to deal with rude kids in such a situation or at home?

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-02-22 06:54pm

Tranq darts and tasers. Never leave home without them.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-02-22 06:59pm

Give them the "One-two shut the hell up," created by Maddox. Backhand them once across the face. Make sure you snap your wrist to get the full slapping effect. They'll start to cry within five seconds. Slap them again on the other cheek before they can start. That oughta do
the trick.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-02-22 07:03pm

Shinova wrote:In the spirit of the "Spankings at Walmart" thread, what do you think is the best way to deal with rude kids in such a situation or at home?

Spank 'em. If my mother and I were in a public place and I was being a little shit, she had no qualms about bending me over her knee right then and there, with everyone else watching, and giving me a few good wallops. That shut me up pretty well. You have to make sure that you communicate to the kid that making a public spectacle won't get him what he wants.

Hell, to this day, my mom and my aunt still pull my ear when I say something obnoxious.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-02-22 07:47pm

http://maddox.xmission.com/beat.html

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-02-22 07:54pm

kojikun wrote:http://maddox.xmission.com/beat.html

Thank you, koji, I had forgotten that link.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-02-22 08:25pm

::dragon kicks you in the head:: KYAAA!!!

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-02-22 09:15pm

Children fear me and rightly so as my punishments are rarley physical and more along the lines of things you will be talking about in Therapy for the next Twenty Years

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-02-22 09:42pm

Treat them with respect but make sure they know who is boss.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-02-22 10:06pm

Usually physical punishment's not necessary. Something smaller, like grounding to a room or such, usually will suffice. That said, in very rare cases a spanking is necessary. I think I was spanked three times as a child, twice with open hand and once with a leather sandal. The mere threat of the sandal was enough to keep me in line for about seven years after that happened.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-02-22 10:22pm

Shinova wrote:In the spirit of the "Spankings at Walmart" thread, what do you think is the best way to deal with rude kids in such a situation or at home?

Make sure they know who is boss. If you let a child think he/she can get away with something, your stuffed.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-22 10:34pm

spankings when their young and a brat, groundings and the like when their too big to spank.

it worked well enough for me.

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Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-02-22 10:52pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:spankings when their young and a brat, groundings and the like when their too big to spank.

it worked well enough for me.

Parents everywhere will now avoid that like the plague. Look what it did to little Talen, I dont want my little Johnny to turn out like him

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-22 11:04pm

hey, you just wait. if I can pull off my dream, lots of people will want to be like me.

course, a lot of people will hate me too, but thats life for you.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-02-22 11:10pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:hey, you just wait. if I can pull off my dream, lots of people will want to be like me.

course, a lot of people will hate me too, but thats life for you.

Or you will be the Pilate of Life of Brian

Wealease Woderik! he cried, as the multitudes laughed....

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-02-22 11:13pm

The worst thing a parent can do, even worse than beating their kids in a public place, is to attempt to make and stand and put his/her foot down, than back down the moment the little monster throws a temper tantrum.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-22 11:14pm

Stuart Mackey wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:hey, you just wait. if I can pull off my dream, lots of people will want to be like me.

course, a lot of people will hate me too, but thats life for you.
Or you will be the Pilate of Life of Brian
Wealease Woderik! he cried, as the multitudes laughed....

you have no ambition.

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2003-02-22 11:15pm

Durran Korr wrote:The worst thing a parent can do, even worse than beating their kids in a public place, is to attempt to make and stand and put his/her foot down, than back down the moment the little monster throws a temper tantrum.

This is why I've only spanked my kids once. A stern tone of voice is all I ever need to keep them in line, because they know that I don't bluff. Ever.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-02-22 11:22pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:
Stuart Mackey wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:hey, you just wait. if I can pull off my dream, lots of people will want to be like me.

course, a lot of people will hate me too, but thats life for you.
Or you will be the Pilate of Life of Brian
Wealease Woderik! he cried, as the multitudes laughed....
you have no ambition.

I have plenty of ambition, but I am also tempered by the knowledge of other peoples reactions, history helps.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-22 11:27pm

Im a history fan myself. Ive found nonsensical determination can send a person quite far.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-02-23 12:06am

Enforcer Talen wrote:Im a history fan myself. Ive found nonsensical determination can send a person quite far.

lol

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-02-23 12:44am

I recommend a feather duster for spanking at home. I'm talking about the ones with a thin bamboo handle, which you can find in the nearest convenient Chinatown. My mom used to spank me with one of those, very painful, especially since all the pressure was concentrated into one strip. It also makes a nifty swoosh sound when you swing it.

Neko001 · Post by **Neko001** » 2003-02-23 01:03am

I never needed a spanking, and I'm not a complete bastard.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-02-23 01:32am

Neko001 wrote:I never needed a spanking, and I'm not a complete bastard.

hmmm, do you have proof that your parents were married, hmm?

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