yeah, when Chuck Norris qoutes enter the threat, or references to same, the thread is dead.
Then again, the idea of Chuck Norris beating up the Vampires from the Twilight saga IS worth thinking about.
Cullenism. Seriously
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Re: Cullenism. Seriously
I've been asked why I still follow a few of the people I know on Facebook with 'interesting political habits and view points'.
It's so when they comment on or approve of something, I know what pages to block/what not to vote for.
It's so when they comment on or approve of something, I know what pages to block/what not to vote for.
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darthdavid
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Re: Cullenism. Seriously
Chuck Norris gnawing open a uterus is a pretty amusing thought too...
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It's the uterus part that's funny.
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Re: Cullenism. Seriously
Actually, that's how Chuck Norris was attempting to be born.darthdavid wrote:Chuck Norris gnawing open a uterus is a pretty amusing thought too...
However, it was taking to long, and so he round-housed kicked his way out.
I've been asked why I still follow a few of the people I know on Facebook with 'interesting political habits and view points'.
It's so when they comment on or approve of something, I know what pages to block/what not to vote for.
It's so when they comment on or approve of something, I know what pages to block/what not to vote for.
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What's all this love for that Fundy Beck friendly Libertopian Norris. I'd rather see resurrected Bruce Lee kicking undead ass. You know of what I speak! 
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Could someone post me an excerpt of Edward sucking the fetus out of Bella's uterus? That would be so awesome.
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