Joy.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-02-22 11:58am

[quote="The Yosemite Bear"]I sense a disturbance in the forums as if a billion bytes cried out at once and were suddently silenced.

Oh, Hi Kat.

looks like a fish eye lens distortion of the Second (or third) Catwoman Aretha Kitt.
I think you meant Eartha Kitt and i hated her the two others were much better.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-02-22 12:02pm

Pu-239 wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:Hah. I knew the minute I read this this had to be a relation of Dalton. Considering he's too inept to get an anime collection of his own by any means
I hate anime

Take it elsewhere, flameboy.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-02-22 12:02pm

Ted wrote:You know, you dont really have to run away from Dalton, you could like crawl away faster.

Blow me, you obnoxious twat.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-22 05:26pm

Tina Turner is cool,

on my case of mistaken I.D. well kat, catwoman, personally I perfer Newmar....

as for the other part.

kinda private, and delt with all the names she called me in her very first email to me....

actually I have nothing against her, and think she's cool

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-02-22 11:35pm

Welcome be cool here and I just might get to like you.
* cranks up the juices on a tricked out cattle prod *

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-02-23 02:54am

*Pokes Kat*

*...in ass*

*...with cock*

*smiles*

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-02-23 03:00am

Uraniun235 wrote:*Pokes Kat*

snip troll
*smiles*

Your going to get it for that.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-23 03:00am

Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

Nice knowin' you, Uraniun. (Not uraniuM? How odd.)

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-02-23 03:02am

Uraniun235 wrote:*Pokes Kat*

*...in ass*

*...with cock*

*smiles*

*taps Uraniun's shoulder and points at a figure far away running toward self and Uraniun*

There's Dalton with a revved-up chainsaw. I think he wants to introduce you to a refresher course in human anatomy.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-02-23 03:05am

Given this board's predilection with anal sex and poking newbies, I figured it was inevitable the two should be combined.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-02-23 03:07am

Uraniun235 wrote:Given this board's predilection with anal sex and poking newbies, I figured it was inevitable the two should be combined.

True, but your post had something we like to call, "bad taste".

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-02-23 03:09am

Uraniun235 wrote:Given this board's predilection with anal sex and poking newbies, I figured it was inevitable the two should be combined.

I see that social nicities are lost on you. You dont say hello by suggesting anal intercouse with someone, but I expect you know that. Its rude and insulting, and in this case stupid, given that her brother is a mod on this forum.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-02-23 03:52am

Uraniun235 wrote:*Pokes Kat*

*...in ass*

*...with cock*

*smiles*

You're a fucking idiot.

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2003-02-23 03:58am

Uraniun235 wrote:Given this board's predilection with anal sex and poking newbies, I figured it was inevitable the two should be combined.

Two points:

1) My predilection with anal sex is with my wife, not with a stranger on the board in her introduction thread.

2) The poking thing is an SB.com import, and has never been officially encouraged in any way, shape, or form.

Let's face it; everyone knows you just made yourself look like a complete jack-ass.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-02-23 04:05am

AdmiralKanos wrote:
2) The poking thing is an SB.com import, and has never been officially encouraged in any way, shape, or form.

Why not slap a 95% tariff on it to aid the weak SD.net domestic newbie greeting industry, which is suffering from overweb dumping?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-02-23 04:12pm

You know, Uraniun, I'd normally de-ball you but I think my sister would have much more pleasure doing it.

Won't stop me from cutting off your legs though so you can't run away...

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-02-23 05:02pm

Hello.

Nice fish lens avatar...have a nice stay here.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-02-23 06:21pm

Hi Kat! Sorry bout the rude behavior on the part of a few other denizens here. Enjoy your stay at SDnet!

*decides NOT to poke Dalton's Sister*

*turns toward the flaming trolls*

BTW thanks for the pretty lightshow guys. It's been good knowin' ya

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-02-23 07:04pm

welcome

:::pokes newbie::::

:::starts running:::

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-23 07:11pm

::Trips Darksider::

Prepares assortment of dull spoons for Dalton's sister's use on Uranium.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-02-23 07:14pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:::Trips Darksider::

Prepares assortment of dull spoons for Dalton's sister's use on Uranium.

:::gets up:::

:::looks at yosemite::::

::: pulls out shotgun:::

::: grins evilly:::

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-23 07:21pm

::Looks at shootgun::
::Holds Shells in Left Paw::
::Grins::

::Pulls out Frying Pan::

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-02-23 07:24pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:::Looks at shootgun::
::Holds Shells in Left Paw::
::Grins::

::Pulls out Frying Pan::

:::tosses shotgun aside:::

:::pulls out E-11 blaster rifle set to full auto::

:::flicks off the saftey :::

:::unleashes a murderous hail of blaster fire twards yosemite::

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-02-23 07:25pm

*Looks at Darksider*

*Pulls out Railgun*

*Loads with Depleted-Uranium Slugs*

*Aims and fires*

<(BZAPP!!!)>

{SPLAT!!}

*Sn0 laughs with glee as the Depleted-Uranium Rail Slug hits flesh at Mach 8. The massive hydroshock, the flash-vaporization, the violent stripping of flesh from bone, bone immediately shattering into tiny razor-sharp shards and getting propelled throughout his body at half the slug's speed instantly severs Darksider's body at the waist and flays it into a rapidly-expanding cloud of chunky gibs, jagged ribbons of cooked meat, and crimson salsa...*

Problem Solved.

Sorry about that, Kat. Somebody clean this mess up...

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-02-23 07:28pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:*Looks at Darksider*

*Pulls out Railgun*

*Loads with Depleted-Uranium Slugs*

*Aims and fires*

<(BZAPP!!!)>

{SPLAT!!}

*Sn0 laughs with glee as the Depleted-Uranium Rail Slug hits flesh at Mach 8. The massive hydroshock, the flash-vaporization, the violent stripping of flesh from bone, bone immediately shattering into tiny razor-sharp shards and getting propelled throughout his body at half the slug's speed instantly severs Darksider's body at the waist and flays it into a rapidly-expanding cloud of chunky gibs, jagged ribbons of cooked meat, and crimson salsa...*

Problem Solved.

Sorry about that, Kat. Somebody clean this mess up...

::: get's blasted apart:::

:::really pissed::......nice shot

::: reforms T-1000 style and walks away:::