The worst meal. Ever.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-02-22 07:48pm

Jesus fucking Christ. That's an insane amount of cholesterol.

Rubberanvil · Post by **Rubberanvil** » 2003-02-22 09:45pm

Dalton wrote:This is Lumberjack food.

Do not dare call that shit Lumberjack food!

That shit is unfit to feed even to ROACHES.

Cap'n Hector · Post by **Cap'n Hector** » 2003-02-23 02:45am

And some people wonder why I cook all my food from scratch...

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-02-23 01:52pm

Cap'n Hector wrote:And some people wonder why I cook all my food from scratch...

Do you? Wow... I wish I were like you... then I could have good food every day.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-02-23 02:57pm

*Billie takes one bite and collapses* "QUICK GET THE DEFIBULATOR!"
"charge it"*yeeeeeoooooon*
"CLEAR" *thud*
"CLEAR" *thud*
*flatline*

Call it

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-23 03:03pm

Damn. You could probably get a heart attack just looking at the damn thing.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-02-23 03:07pm

Over here in Belfast we have Ulster Frys that probobly contain just as much fat and shit. But atleast an Ulster Fry looks appealing and has some taste. I never eat micro-wave food and that product is a good reason why.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-02-23 03:09pm

There is some type of food just as worst here in quebec its called poutine it consist of extra-greasy french fries hot sauce and cheese, and it looks like someone took a dump in a bowl.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-02-23 03:09pm

Gah, you people are all wimps. It just needs some ketchup.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-02-23 03:11pm

"I'm a little bias because I fear eggs in general, but I've certainly seen enough of them to know that these eggs have some serious issues. I'd like to sit down with the eggs - I'd like to discuss these issues with them. I feel I can offer some newfound hope to these poor eggs, which even while next to sausagey dog shit, still manage to look creepy. I wish the eggs would listen to me, talk to me, but my prayers fall on deaf ears. I still pity the eggs despite their noncommunication, because but for a slight twist of fate, they could've clucked and eaten seeds. Now they live in my lid-shut trash can, a realm as dark as their unforgiving hearts. They will never see the light of day again, and shant be reheated. The eggs are gone forever now, and I salute their poor mother. Poor mother, I salute. I really hope I haven't inadvertently eaten you along the way.
"

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-23 03:11pm

XaLEv wrote:Gah, you people are all wimps. It just needs some ketchup.

Don't forget cheese.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-02-23 03:14pm

It's not that i'm a wimp it's just that i have trouble eatting food that looks the same coming out as it did going in.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-02-23 05:34pm

Darth Pounder wrote:It's not that i'm a wimp it's just that i have trouble eatting food that looks the same coming out as it did going in.

*Giggles uncontrollably.*

XPViking · Post by **XPViking** » 2003-02-23 05:46pm

I've eaten that much before for one summer when I was working on a slashing crew. But it didn't come out of a box.

XPViking

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-02-23 06:32pm

just a thought here if people are stupid enough to sue Mcdonalds for "making" them fat will swanson have to prepare itself for a wrongful death suit??????

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-02-23 06:55pm

Darth Pounder wrote:It's not that i'm a wimp it's just that i have trouble eatting food that looks the same coming out as it did going in.

You mean "same going in as it will going out?" ROFL!