Take this gem for example:
I'm not calling out the BBC here: I actually came across a link to this article in a blog post where someone was trying to claim that professional ethics are and should be deontological in nature. By their own say-so, of course. But lets think about this for a second. What does utilitarianism actually say?The BBC wrote:It doesn't take account of the 'fairness' of the result
We cannot predict every outcome of an event. Simple forms of consequentialism say that the best action is the one that produces the largest total of happiness.
This ignores the way in which that happiness is shared out and so would seem to approve of acts that make most people happy, and a few people very unhappy, or that make a few people ecstatically happy and leave the majority at best neutral.
Everyone ideally is entitled to "happiness" or "avoidance of suffering". That's to put it in its most general terms (note that the BBC oversimplified it in said article). Notice the word EVERYONE. That is the ideal: we are all human, we are all equal. That's the assumption at work. Why then do "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few"?
Its because the world isn't ideal. It isn't perfect. It isn't fair. If it were, we wouldn't need ethics or morality in the first place!
To put it another way. You can make all of the people happy some of the time, and some of the people happy all of the time, but you cannot make all of the people happy all of the time. We may try, but no one has yet managed.
Accepting this fact does not make us utilitarians any less fair either in our ideals or in practice. Is =! ought.
Another one I have come to loath is the idea that somehow "subjectivity" is a problem. The BBC article has a couple of variations on it. Hate to break it to people, but to an alien observer studying humans our similarities outweigh our differences. We may have slightly different cultures and we may govern ourselves differently through time and space, but in the end we all have the same basic needs.
For that matter, what the hell is "subjectivity" anyway? If we mean that different people have different opinions and priorities (as we usually do when talking about it) then we do not have to accept a black and white world view here. Our opinions differ by degrees; we can thus place society's values and priorities based on the averages. The similarities outweigh the differences.
Another one: that utilitarianism is "impractical." Compared to remembering and juggling dozens of different laws and rules that apply to some situations and not others? Give me a break! A utilitarian has a few, very simple goals to keep in mind and the logic flows from that. Its no different than the logic we use to evaluate how we want to go about getting certain things from the store, say, or deciding that a specific career would suit you best. Its just goal based logic applied to human interactions; there is nothing difficult about it.
A subset of the above: that somehow its hard and/or unprofitable to predict the consequences of our actions. Uh, yeah, what happened to the sciences? We make true predictions all the time. We do research that doesn't on first glance look profitable all the time. We don't have to research every little situation that comes our way because we already have experience and research to draw upon in similar situations.
Some of those criticisms can get especially egregious, to the point where the critic almost seems to think that Utilitarians all suffer from anterograde amnesia. Furthermore, people don't need to be moral Renaissance Men. Some people can be the experts in a certain field and the moral considerations related to it, others can do other things with their life. Society often works like that, and it works quite well.
What are your guys' least favorite attacks on utilitarianism?