Darth Wong's Kids

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-02-23 01:33am

Hope this isn't too personal!

Hey Mike;

Can you tell yet which son will be the athlete, and which will be the scholar?

Which will be more like you, or more like Rebecca?

Which will be the Star Wars fan, and which will be the Star Trek fan?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-02-23 01:41am

LMAO! Dunno about the other stuff but I'm certain they'll both be Rabid Warsies with a taste for engineering. Just like Dad.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-02-23 01:41am

Imagine if one of them reviews his dad's ST collection as he gets older and becomes a rabid Janeway fan????

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-02-23 01:42am

Though if they both became scientists, but one was a warsie and the other a trekkie, then we should expect to see two SW vs ST websites go up in the future.

It'd be like two Wongs, instead of one Wong.

Actually if Wong senior is still kicking at that time, it'd be three.

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2003-02-23 01:42am

Stravo wrote:Imagine if one of them reviews his dad's ST collection as he gets older and becomes a rabid Janeway fan????

Impossible. No son of mine is ever going to be a necrophiliac.

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-02-23 01:44am

Usually one follows the path of the father and the other goes in a completely different pathway.

My brother is following my dad's profession (pilot), I'm going in another direction despite the fact that me and my dad are the closest. Actually, I much rather enjoy flying as opposed to studying biology hahaha.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-02-23 01:46am

Trytostaydead wrote:Usually one follows the path of the father and the other goes in a completely different pathway.

Implying one of them will go into theology?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-23 01:48am

Id laugh for days.

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-02-23 01:52am

LOL. You NEVER know. Religion is a funny thing. Ever heard of the PK syndrome? Pastors-Kid syndrome. PKs are often the most rebellious young punks out there. The father might be the nicest guy in the world but their kids are often too repressed when growing up as they watch their friends do thing they want to but can't. So they go directly in the opposite direction of their parents once they're free.

But the converse also applies too.

David · Post by **David** » 2003-02-23 02:07am

AdmiralKanos wrote:
Stravo wrote:Imagine if one of them reviews his dad's ST collection as he gets older and becomes a rabid Janeway fan????
Impossible. No son of mine is ever going to be a necrophiliac.

I understand catching your kid with porn, but how would you react to Janeway porn?

Don't worry, after a sever beating he'll hate ST.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-02-23 02:12am

David wrote:
AdmiralKanos wrote:
Stravo wrote:Imagine if one of them reviews his dad's ST collection as he gets older and becomes a rabid Janeway fan????
Impossible. No son of mine is ever going to be a necrophiliac.
I understand catching your kid with porn, but how would you react to Janeway porn? Don't worry, after a sever beating he'll hate ST.

If his son saw Janeway porn, would his son still be able to read?

Oh, while reading through some porn, I found, much to my horror, that someone had written Janeway/Klingon porn.

Hurts to think of it.

Ugh.

Go here if you dare.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-02-23 02:12am

Years from now they will both take up the role of Admins of this board, including deleting all posts made by Wong about anal sex.

My last post on this board will probably be due to getting banned like this:

[i]In the FUTURE![/i] Utsanomiko wrote:Didn't Mike used to mention that he and Rebecca realy enjoyed having [Disturbing references deleted. Obscene reminders such as this will not be tolerated by the Adminsistrators. ~David Wong]

Again, nothing personal.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-02-23 02:13am

David wrote:
AdmiralKanos wrote:
Stravo wrote:Imagine if one of them reviews his dad's ST collection as he gets older and becomes a rabid Janeway fan????
Impossible. No son of mine is ever going to be a necrophiliac.
I understand catching your kid with porn, but how would you react to Janeway porn? Don't worry, after a sever beating he'll hate ST.

Wouldn't exposing him to the worst episodes of Voyager be enough? Psychological methods can be more effective than physical ones.

Course, it might backfire and the kid might end up liking Voyager...oh wait, he'd already be onto Janeway porn at that time so showing him VOY might be a bad thing....

Just show him some Star Wars and a bunch of other shows. Might convince him of the shallowness of recent ST.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-02-23 02:23am

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Years from now they will both take up the role of Admins of this board, including deleting all posts made by Wong about anal sex.

Well if he had a daughter and somehow obtains a superweapon I forgot to secure before returning to my planet, we might have a power struggle reminiscent of Conquest in a decade or two.....

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-02-23 02:26am

If Lady Wong became admin....

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2003-02-23 02:39am

My niece is two, and she's a holy terror who manages to remain lovable.

God help the world if she grows up and marries Wong's youngest, the one with the maniacal grin.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-02-23 06:29pm

hmm how long after his kids get online till they hack his password and discover the Brotherhood?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-02-23 06:33pm

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Years from now they will both take up the role of Admins of this board, including deleting all posts made by Wong about anal sex.

My last post on this board will probably be due to getting banned like this:

[i]In the FUTURE![/i] Utsanomiko wrote:Didn't Mike used to mention that he and Rebecca realy enjoyed having [Disturbing references deleted. Obscene reminders such as this will not be tolerated by the Adminsistrators. ~David Wong]
Again, nothing personal.

LMAO!!!

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-02-23 06:38pm

Dear Lord, I didn't realize he had REPRODUCED!!!

AAAAAHHHH!!!!

THE MINI-WONGS ARE RUNNING OVER US AAAAAALLLLL!!!!

hehe, Kidding!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-02-23 06:42pm

NF_Utvol wrote:Dear Lord, I didn't realize he had REPRODUCED!!!

AAAAAHHHH!!!!

THE MINI-WONGS ARE RUNNING OVER US AAAAAALLLLL!!!!

hehe, Kidding!

Yes, Mike has split into three other entities via mitosis, Mike, and two mini-Mikes.

This will carry on until a vast army of MIKES will take over Canadia. Once Fortress Canadia is complete, America will fall, then the second greatest threat; Andorra and her military might.

In other words, get on the good side of Mr. Wong lest you be on the business end of a rather large tactical nuke.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-02-23 08:11pm

What about Luxembourg? Isn't he going to take over that huge world power?

Or possibly Vatican City. Never know when they will pull off another Inquisition. I'm telling you, that place is a threat to world stability!

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-02-23 08:22pm

i have a feeling one of mikes boys is going to be gay. i mean, both his parents love anal sex, and when youre the product of someone loving to get it up the ass as well as give it.. well, yeah.

lets just hope he doesnt come home in a dress.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-02-23 08:23pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
NF_Utvol wrote:Dear Lord, I didn't realize he had REPRODUCED!!!

AAAAAHHHH!!!!

THE MINI-WONGS ARE RUNNING OVER US AAAAAALLLLL!!!!

hehe, Kidding!
Yes, Mike has split into three other entities via mitosis, Mike, and two mini-Mikes.

This will carry on until a vast army of MIKES will take over Canadia. Once Fortress Canadia is complete, America will fall, then the second greatest threat; Andorra and her military might.

In other words, get on the good side of Mr. Wong lest you be on the business end of a rather large tactical nuke.

Erm, wouldn't mitosis just result in another Mike...?

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-02-23 08:24pm

this is special mitosis, exy.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-02-23 10:23pm

kojikun wrote:i have a feeling one of mikes boys is going to be gay. i mean, both his parents love anal sex, and when youre the product of someone loving to get it up the ass as well as give it.. well, yeah.

lets just hope he doesnt come home in a dress.

"get it up the ass as well as give it?" I think you've made some inaccurate assumptions there. Nothing has ever gone in my exhaust pipe.