[Star Wars 888] Dispelling rumors about Michael Jackson

[Star Wars 888]

Ok, I'm getting rather sick of the people that still seem to believe nonsense rumors about Michael Jackson.

He was never convicted of child molestation. Whether or not he did it is debatable, but here in America people are (gasp!) innocent until proven guilty. In fact, the evidence actually leans towards him being innocent.

He had vitiligo (sp?). It isn't his fault that he turned white, but this is arguably the root of all of his problems. His color change caused the crazy rumors to be created about him, leading to the child molestations charges and such.

He had plastic surgeries because he was really, really insecure. For one, he was (and still is) super famous, and his father made fun of his looks when he was little. The media constantly making fun of him probably didn't help either. It isn't his fault really, and to make fun of someone for such a superficial reason isn't really that good of a thing to do.

He donated over 300 million dollars to charity and has the guineas world book of records for donating to more charities than any other celebrity to ever live. He even donated ALL of the money he earned from his "Bad" tour (apparently 150 million dollars) to charity. FYI that's a LOT.

He paid money out of his own pocket to save a dying child. He LOVED children.

He was not gay, or there isn't any evidence to suggest that he was. Michael Jackson's bodyguards said that Michael Jackson had girlfriends.

Some of the rumors, such as him being a woman or an alien, are obviously so laughable that they quite frankly aren't worth dispelling.

Was he strange? Definitely, but he was a good person.

[Darth Fanboy]

He was never convicted of child molestation. Whether or not he did it is debatable, but here in America people are (gasp!) innocent until proven guilty. In fact, the evidence actually leans towards him being innocent.

Guilty.

He had vitiligo (sp?). It isn't his fault that he turned white, but this is arguably the root of all of his problems. His color change caused the crazy rumors to be created about him, leading to the child molestations charges and such.

Phhhbt whatever.

He had plastic surgeries because he was really, really insecure. For one, he was (and still is) super famous, and his father made fun of his looks when he was little. The media constantly making fun of him probably didn't help either. It isn't his fault really, and to make fun of someone for such a superficial reason isn't really that good of a thing to do.

What a loser he was.

He donated over 300 million dollars to charity and has the guineas world book of records for donating to more charities than any other celebrity to ever live. He even donated ALL of the money he earned from his "Bad" tour (apparently 150 million dollars) to charity. FYI that's a LOT.

He was so doped up on painkillers he thought he was buying children, not donating to charity. Far from altrusitic.

He paid money out of his own pocket to save a dying child. He LOVED children.

Yeah, for sex.

He was not gay, or there isn't any evidence to suggest that he was. Michael Jackson's bodyguards said that Michael Jackson had girlfriends.

Good cover!

Some of the rumors, such as him being a woman or an alien, are obviously so laughable that they quite frankly aren't worth dispelling.

HE WAS A FEMALE ALIEN.

Was he strange? Definitely, but he was a good person.

Tell that to the Home Alone kid, who took Benadryl at MJs house once and was never the same.

[General Zod]

He wasn't a female alien. He was a clone of Diana Ross.

[Phantasee]

Darth Fanboy, General Zod, why don't you just beat it? Clearly you aren't fans. This is a thread for dispelling rumours, not starting new ones. Please take your hatred elsewhere.

[aerius]

Michael Jackson faked his own death so he could go into mixed martial arts and fucking kick peoples' asses.



That is Anderson Silva Michael Jackson dancing to his own music during his ring entrance, he now makes a living beating the shit out of everyone in the UFC.

[Dalton]

*flush*

[Darth Fanboy]

*flush*

*Thumbs Up*

[General Zod]

We should look on the bright side of Michael Jackson's death. His body had so much plastic in it that when he died they melted him down into toys.

That way the children could play with him for a change.

[Star Wars 888]

Did you guys miss the part where he donated over 300 million dollars to charity?

To insult someone over unsupported claims while knowing that said someone donated over 300 million dollars to charity is rather sick, even online.

Why is this moved to testing??? It's a serious topic actually, so in hind sight it shouldn't even be in off topic.

Michael Jackson's dead, he was a good person, stop insulting him.

[Mr. Coffee]

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

A: One of them is white, made out of plastic,and dangerous for children to play with and the other is something you carry your groceries in.


Q: How does Michael Jackson personify the American Dream?

A: Because only in America can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich old white lady.


Q: How could you tell when Michael Jackson was about to have a hot date?

A: Because there was a big wheel parked in his driveway.


Q: How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

A: With a catalog.


Q: Why did Michael Jackson keep trying to call Boyz-2-Men?

A: He thought they were a delivery service.


Even in death Michael Jackson is still hilarious.

[Star Wars 888]

Oh...my...god...

Michael Jackson donated over 300 million dollars to charity. He was a loving person. Was he strange? Maybe, but to make fun of him for that is really no different than that of a high school bully.

This is "testing", but even in such off topic and humorous forums you should keep some sort of morality.

I request to the mods that this thread get moved to a more serious section.

[J]

I request to the mods that this thread get moved to a more serious section.

Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it...

[Ilya Muromets]

This is "testing", but even in such off topic and humorous forums you should keep some sort of morality.

this is testing

nothing is sacred in testing

[Formless]

Damn, for a second there I thought I was reading Darth Yan. Moving this to a more serious forum... that's like trying to shit on a furnace. Great for smelling up the place and giving your buttcheeks second degree burns.

Q: How does Michael Jackson personify the American Dream?

A: Because only in America can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich old white lady.

[Lord Relvenous]

This is "testing", but even in such off topic and humorous forums you should keep some sort of morality.

You obviously haven't been paying attention to what happens in testing. I would say I'm sorry your sensibilities have been offended by the jokes in this thread, but I'm not. You randomly start a thread defending Micheal Jackson, you get what you get.

[Phantasee]

You people are all dead to me!

[Artemas]

Well, this thread turned out to be a thriller.

[Ilya Muromets]

everyone here is a nerd

who is FAT

[Artemas]

everyone here is a nerd

who is FAT

Whether or not they're black or white?

[Ilya Muromets]

equal opportunity FATTY NERDINESS

[Bakustra]

Don't worry, Star Wars triple-8, when you need me, I'll be there. Just do what you wanna, keep on striving, stick to it.

[Mr. Coffee]

Well, this thread turned out to be a thriller.

As it turns out if you play Thriller backwards you can hear Michael Jackson say the names of all the little boys he's molested. That's why the video is 14 minutes long.

[Lancer]

Don't worry, Star Wars triple-8, when you need me, I'll be there. Just do what you wanna, keep on striving, stick to it.

You could almost say that Bakustra's never gonna let you down...

[Bakustra]

Don't worry, Star Wars triple-8, when you need me, I'll be there. Just do what you wanna, keep on striving, stick to it.

You could almost say that Bakustra's never gonna let you down...

Your song-recognition skills need some work. Go to the foot of the class.

[Star Wars 888]

This is "testing", but even in such off topic and humorous forums you should keep some sort of morality.

You obviously haven't been paying attention to what happens in testing. I would say I'm sorry your sensibilities have been offended by the jokes in this thread, but I'm not. You randomly start a thread defending Micheal Jackson, you get what you get.

"you get what you get" - at least I have some debating skills and can back up my argument.

Oh, and this originally wasn't supposed to be in testing.