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Darth Wong wrote:
kojikun wrote:i have a feeling one of mikes boys is going to be gay. i mean, both his parents love anal sex, and when youre the product of someone loving to get it up the ass as well as give it.. well, yeah.

lets just hope he doesnt come home in a dress. :shock:
"get it up the ass as well as give it?" I think you've made some inaccurate assumptions there. Nothing has ever gone in my exhaust pipe.
:shock: Ohh, Koji! :shock:
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NF_Utvol wrote:What about Luxembourg? Isn't he going to take over that huge world power?

Or possibly Vatican City. Never know when they will pull off another Inquisition. I'm telling you, that place is a threat to world stability!
Don't knock Luxembourg, they have the worlds second most powerful AEW aircraft fleet.
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Darth Wong wrote:
kojikun wrote:i have a feeling one of mikes boys is going to be gay. i mean, both his parents love anal sex, and when youre the product of someone loving to get it up the ass as well as give it.. well, yeah.

lets just hope he doesnt come home in a dress. :shock:
"get it up the ass as well as give it?" I think you've made some inaccurate assumptions there. Nothing has ever gone in my exhaust pipe.
LOL!!! I have never heard it referred to so, uhm, eloquently, LOL!
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
NF_Utvol wrote:What about Luxembourg? Isn't he going to take over that huge world power?

Or possibly Vatican City. Never know when they will pull off another Inquisition. I'm telling you, that place is a threat to world stability!
Don't knock Luxembourg, they have the worlds second most powerful AEW aircraft fleet.
Also, they're the only country with a higher GDP per capita than the United States. I say it's better to attack the Swiss. We have to find out how they always manage to stay neutral in wars, and how they manage to eat so much chocolate and still have longer life expectancy than us.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Also, they're the only country with a higher GDP per capita than the United States. I say it's better to attack the Swiss. We have to find out how they always manage to stay neutral in wars, and how they manage to eat so much chocolate and still have longer life expectancy than us.
Low stress. It's easy to have a low-stress lifestyle when your economy is based on sitting back and laundering other peoples' dirty money for easy profit.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote: Also, they're the only country with a higher GDP per capita than the United States. I say it's better to attack the Swiss. We have to find out how they always manage to stay neutral in wars,
Because:
1) The whole country is the army, and
2) it's surrounded by mountains. Have fun getting an army through that :D
and how they manage to eat so much chocolate and still have longer life expectancy than us.
That's simple. They don't eat any of it. They just export it all to us and laugh their skinny little asses off :wink: .
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Hey, the Swiss came out with the Officer Suisse Model Knife (Swiss Army Knife). Anyone that can come out with a knife that can cut, open bottles, open cans, undo a screw, pick your teeth, has tweezers, and can uncork a wine bottle MUST be reckoned with. No telling what else they might have up their sleeves...
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Frank Hipper wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
kojikun wrote:i have a feeling one of mikes boys is going to be gay. i mean, both his parents love anal sex, and when youre the product of someone loving to get it up the ass as well as give it.. well, yeah.

lets just hope he doesnt come home in a dress. :shock:
"get it up the ass as well as give it?" I think you've made some inaccurate assumptions there. Nothing has ever gone in my exhaust pipe.
:shock: Ohh, Koji! :shock:
Oh...... Shit.

Did Koji JUST say what I think he did?!

*rereads post*

Yup, he did.

I think you just won the Internet Forum Equivalent of this:

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Holy crap, that was stupider than Uraniun cockpoking my sister.
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Dalton wrote:Holy crap, that was stupider than Uraniun cockpoking my sister.
LMFAO!!!! Yes it was....

"De Gaulle" of some people! Oy vey... At least stupidity is funny at times... LMAO!
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