What Do You Want To Name Your Kids?

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Okay, since I've teased/commented on names, now it's my turn to get teased.

Girl : Jhelian (Gel -e-an)

Boy : SeanEric (One Word, please)

Middle names will prolly be something more traditional.. Elizabeth (Nitram's favorite) or Katherine for the girl... James or Peter, for the boy.

Now, my nephews are Alexander Chase, Jacob Wade. and Jaxon Keith

Why Jaxon Keith? My father was Earl Keith, and nicknamed Jack. My Brother was Dean Keith. Since they didn't want to name my nephew Earl or Dean, Jaxon was the compromise.
It's actually very appropiate, considering that Jaxon (Jack'son) is the spitting image of both my dad and my brother. :lol:
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Good names for boys:

Lucifer
Darth
Satan
Death
Chainsaw
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Boys:

Matthew Justin, II
Alexander Trajan
Julius Augustus

(no, I don't have plans for my kids at ALL)

Girls:

Joanne Lisa (mother's name)
Gloria Kate (maternal and paternal grandmothers' first names)
Justine Livia

btw, Dahak: are you telling me there's a German bureaucracy that can tell you what you can and can't name your kid? Jesus H. Christ...
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LadyTevar wrote:
The Dark wrote:I tend to look towards my heritage for names, and there are a few I like, though some I know better than to give to one of my kids.

Male:
Garrett
Quinlan (would probably never work)
Roger
Ian

Female:
Alaina
Katarina
Mina
Sasha
Tania
Quinlan does work. I've seen two. Garret, Roger, Ian are also common.

All of the girl's names I've seen as well.
:D The only Quinlan I know is a friend's dog, so it's one of those "it sounds cool, but do I want to name my kid after a dog?" sorta things. All the names, like I said, come from one or another of my ancestral nations: Ireland, Scotland, Germany, or Russia. I've known someone by all the names except Mina. I don't know any Tania's, to be technical, but I know Tanya's and Tonya's, which are close enough in my book.
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RedImperator wrote:btw, Dahak: are you telling me there's a German bureaucracy that can tell you what you can and can't name your kid? Jesus H. Christ...
Don't knock it. After some of the fucking names I've heard, it's sounding like a better idea all the time.
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My kids are named,

Christian Leland
Ryan Johnathon
Erica Arianne

I always like Alex, but my brother in law is Alex so I didn't want to have too many Alex's running around. :D
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Mind you I went to High School with some kids whose parent's were really sick fundies. Named the Kids after the Archangels: Micheal, Lucifer, & Gaberael (sp) (Gabe was a girl)

Mind you, out of the Bunch Lucifer was the only tolerable one.
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If you want to get your kid beat up, Kirby will do fine.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Mind you I went to High School with some kids whose parent's were really sick fundies. Named the Kids after the Archangels: Micheal, Lucifer, & Gaberael (sp) (Gabe was a girl)

Mind you, out of the Bunch Lucifer was the only tolerable one.
There's something I was thinking of earlier: You could give your kids angel names like Michael and Gabriel and no one would think anything of it, but if you give them cool angel names like Sachiel or Zeruel, you just know they'll take shit for it.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Mind you I went to High School with some kids whose parent's were really sick fundies. Named the Kids after the Archangels: Micheal, Lucifer, & Gaberael (sp) (Gabe was a girl)

Mind you, out of the Bunch Lucifer was the only tolerable one.
Lucifer?? Is that a legal name??
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Darth Wong wrote:Don't knock it. After some of the fucking names I've heard, it's sounding like a better idea all the time.
Well, if they're not going to let you name your kid "Asshat" or "Dildo" (or Adolph, considering the country in question), I can see. But they won't even let you use a name that isn't obviously masculine or feminine, which rules out quite a few. It's just the idea that some bureaucrat has the legal right to tell you that you can't give your kid a certain name because the government doesn't approve of it raises my hackles. That being said, there are a lot of incredibly stupid parents who give their kids incredibly stupid names. Normally, I'd suggest mockery to shame them into using some common sense, but the problem is it's the kids who usually end up on the recieving end of it, not the parents.
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XaLEv wrote:Girl: Asuka
Boy: Sephiroth

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LOL

Sorry, couldn't let this slip by unnoticed.... :D

Edit: Gah, spelling is terrible today! Shame XaLEv already quote it. Oh well. :D
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Zaia wrote:LOL

Sorry, couldn't let this slipped by unnoticed.... :D
Glad someone noticed it. :)
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Heh, cute, XaLEv.

Hmm... as for middle names...

I was thinking that I could go with Morrigan Victoria. I don't know what would fit with Alexandria, though.

Keep in mind that I'm working with a last name that is a modern varient of the original French d'Armand, so it would have to work with that, too.
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Lucifer?? Is that a legal name??
Yes, and he's married, some of us were joking about tormenting his parents by playing NIB during the reception....
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His Divine Shadow wrote:If you want to get your kid beat up, Kirby will do fine.
Actually, I knew a Kirby in University. He was one of the coolest, most confident guys I've ever met and he got chicks like nobody's business. Sometimes just as a result of having an interesting name it seemed.
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from a baby names book I have:
Odd names for success
According to Stephen Bowen, former director of Corporate Public Relations for TRW, Inc. [one of the big three credit reporting agencies in the US ~Drew], an incredibly large proportion of U.S. business leaders have very unusual first names.

Here are some of the offbeat names of some of the top execs: Dwayne, Delbert, Virgil, Derby, Robinson, Rodman, Peyton, Mason, Owsley, Gaylord, Dorsey, Marriner, Pope, True, Basil, Derek, Garth, Royal, Sterling, Yale, Zane.
As for me, a girls name I always liked is an old family name: Artimissa. I would only give that as a middle name though. I like Anastasia as well.
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Hey if you really want the kid to grow up and kill you might I suggest:

Mordred Oedipus?
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Just adding that for middle names I've decided on Morrigan Victoria, and Alexandria Nicole.

EDIT: And I'd like to thank both Kelly and Zaia for their help in finalising my decision.
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Boy- Alec Bryon (Middle name Bryon is a tradition back to my great grandfather on my father's side)

Girl- Raine Marie (Marie is also a tradition for the girls on my mother's side)
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Odd names for success
According to Stephen Bowen, former director of Corporate Public Relations for TRW, Inc. [one of the big three credit reporting agencies in the US ~Drew], an incredibly large proportion of U.S. business leaders have very unusual first names.

Here are some of the offbeat names of some of the top execs: Dwayne, Delbert, Virgil, Derby, Robinson, Rodman, Peyton, Mason, Owsley, Gaylord, Dorsey, Marriner, Pope, True, Basil, Derek, Garth, Royal, Sterling, Yale, Zane.
Actually, Basil and Derek aren't THAT unusual.

But "Gaylord??" That's almost the same as carrying the name "Mr. Queer."
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If i have a girl I want to name her Nausicaa. I think it's a pretty name, ne?
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