Hmmm....
"Let them eat pants." (allegedly Marie Antoinette)
"Nothing is too wonderful to be pants." (Michael Faraday)
"We do not remember days; we remember pants." (Cesare Pavese)
The "Pants" thread
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Kosh: Understanding is a three-edged pants.
Kosh: A stroke of the brush does not guarantee art from the pants.
Kosh: The avalanche has already started; it is too late for the pants to vote.
Emperor Turhan: How will this end?
Kosh: In pants.
Kosh: You are not ready for pants.
To be honest, he doesn't make any less sense than before.
And now, a funny one: Reports of our pants have been greatly exaggerated.
Kosh: A stroke of the brush does not guarantee art from the pants.
Kosh: The avalanche has already started; it is too late for the pants to vote.
Emperor Turhan: How will this end?
Kosh: In pants.
Kosh: You are not ready for pants.
To be honest, he doesn't make any less sense than before.
And now, a funny one: Reports of our pants have been greatly exaggerated.
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The Clint Eastwood Collection:
"Go ahead, make my pants."
"That's right. I've killed women and children. I killed just about anything that's walked at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Pants."
"Pants got nothing to do with it."
"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kind of lost my pants myself. But being as this is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your pants clear off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"
"And so, as our friends South of the border say, 'Adios, pants.'"
"Go ahead, make my pants."
"That's right. I've killed women and children. I killed just about anything that's walked at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Pants."
"Pants got nothing to do with it."
"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kind of lost my pants myself. But being as this is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your pants clear off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"
"And so, as our friends South of the border say, 'Adios, pants.'"
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
Freespace 2 - "If Command wanted your pants they'd promote you to admiral. Now shut up and focus!" 
Wing Commander: Prophecy, Blair - "Casey, huh. I flew with your father you know. Knew when to take orders. Knew when to keep his big pants shut"
Warcraft 3, Kel'Thuzad - "The Cult of the Pants!!!..."
Wing Commander: Prophecy, Blair - "Casey, huh. I flew with your father you know. Knew when to take orders. Knew when to keep his big pants shut"
Warcraft 3, Kel'Thuzad - "The Cult of the Pants!!!..."
What's her bust size!?
It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
"I find your lack of pants disturbing." Darth Vader(YES! I got it first!)
"One shall pants, one shall fall!" Optimus Prime
'That's what happens when you play with pants. If you're going to use force, don't talk until you WIN." Deunan Knute
"One shall pants, one shall fall!" Optimus Prime
'That's what happens when you play with pants. If you're going to use force, don't talk until you WIN." Deunan Knute
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"I salute your genetic superiority, now Get off my planet!!" -- Adam Stiener, 1st Somerset Strikers
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I'm really not into "pants", unless it's used in the same sentence as "hot chick", my name, and "you can get into", but I'll give this a try:
"I have a dream about a world where people are not judged by the color of their pants, but the content of their character" -Martin Luther King Jr.
"I regret I only have one life to give for my pants" -Nathan Hale
"I have a dream about a world where people are not judged by the color of their pants, but the content of their character" -Martin Luther King Jr.
"I regret I only have one life to give for my pants" -Nathan Hale
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You dissapoint me. It's so much better if you replace character instead of skin.Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:"I have a dream about a world where people are not judged by the color of their pants, but the content of their character" -Martin Luther King Jr.
"I have a dream about a world where people are not judged by the color of their skin, but the content of their pants"
Any job worth doing with a laser is worth doing with many, many lasers. -Khrima
There's just no arguing with some people once they've made their minds up about something, and I accept that. That's why I kill them. -Othar
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There's just no arguing with some people once they've made their minds up about something, and I accept that. That's why I kill them. -Othar
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Aliens:
"How can they turn the power off, Man? They're pants!"
"How many pants have you been on, sir?"
"Forty-two, simulated."
"Who's Snow White?"
"Some kinda advisor. Supposedly, she saw some pants once."
"C'mon, Bishop, do the trick with the pants again."
"Oh, I forgot, yeah... the last ship Ripley was on, the pants... malfunctioned."
"That's the pants launcher. But you don't need to know about that."
"You started this, if you're gong to show me, show me everything."
Shakespeare:
"Et tu, Pants?"
"How can they turn the power off, Man? They're pants!"
"How many pants have you been on, sir?"
"Forty-two, simulated."
"Who's Snow White?"
"Some kinda advisor. Supposedly, she saw some pants once."
"C'mon, Bishop, do the trick with the pants again."
"Oh, I forgot, yeah... the last ship Ripley was on, the pants... malfunctioned."
"That's the pants launcher. But you don't need to know about that."
"You started this, if you're gong to show me, show me everything."
Shakespeare:
"Et tu, Pants?"
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
Same difference.Alan Bolte wrote:You dissapoint me. It's so much better if you replace character instead of skin.Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:"I have a dream about a world where people are not judged by the color of their pants, but the content of their character" -Martin Luther King Jr.
"I have a dream about a world where people are not judged by the color of their skin, but the content of their pants"
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"I salute your genetic superiority, now Get off my planet!!" -- Adam Stiener, 1st Somerset Strikers