You scored 44 Fundiness points!
You're a Modern Christian! But you probably already knew that.
You probably consider the Bible to be more of a set of parables than real, literal history. You've watched Discovery Channel documentaries about Jesus having children without flying into a rage. You attend church regularly, consider your relationship with God to be fairly healthy, and you believe loving Jesus to be the best way to go about life, and to get into heaven.
There's still downsides, however. Some Anti-Fundies will attack you just as remorselesly as they do your Fundie cousins, while some Fundies may attack you because you don't take the Bible as complete fact. You also, very likely, cherry-pick your beliefs; you may believe homosexuality to be a sin, but you don't support stoning people who work on Sundays.
All in all, though, you're a healthy, normal individual. A little objective reading of the Old Testament, however, might be something of an eye-opener.
El Moose Monstero: That would be the winning song at Eurovision. I still say the Moldovans were more fun. And that one about the Apricot Tree.
That said...it is growing on me.
Thanas: It is one of those songs that kinda get stuck in your head so if you hear it several times, you actually grow to like it.
General Zod: It's the musical version of Stockholm syndrome.
Hey, fuckhead - you DO realize that that site pressures people to sign up for a dating service? Way to go, asshat. You think I don't get enough spam or something?
Being a good citizen is warning people about sites that want you to sign up.
At least you CAN wind through this without having to actually sign up, so... here's my result:
Anti-Fundie
You scored 16 Fundiness points!
You are an Anti-Fundie! This probably means that you're a logical, analytical person, and probably a big fan of Occam's Razor. You're very likely an athiest, or at least an agnostic leaning that way. It's also likely that you were raised with a Christian upbringing, and eventually saw how nonsensical the whole thing was.
On the downside, though, you may come off as a bit dispassionate or cold. Logic is a fine and upstanding virtue, but sometimes it's nice to humor the less intelligent. Makes it a lot easier to get a date, y'see.
Don't take it as an insult, though, my rational friend! You may occasionally look down your nose at a willfully ignorant Fundie, but at least you're not trying to beat 'em over the head with an ancient book of fairy tales.
Although in my case - no, not raised with a Christian upbringing. At all.
A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory.Leonard Nimoy.
Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.- Malcolm Reynolds, Captain of Serenity, which sums up my feelings regarding the lawsuit discussed here.
If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich. - John F. Kennedy
Your result for The Fundamentalist Christian Test ... Sane
You scored 22 Fundiness points!
You're Sane! I bet that's a relief!
You're most likely an intelligent, people-focused person, and probably an agnostic or lapsed Christian. You tend to avoid the more outspoken Christians of the world, and probably consider them a bit nuts, but on the whole you respect their dedication and try to treat them as fellow human beings.
On the downside, Anti-Fundies might consider you a bit wishy-washy, and Fundies will happily lump you in with anyone who disagrees with them. Your respect for others' beliefs will serve you well, however, so don't worry too much. You're the sane one, after all.
Sane? ME?! Sane enough to know I'm insane, perhaps, but not really sane.
I got 15 points, anti-fundie. All logical and shit. Hooray I guess.
1980s Rock is to music what Giant Robot shows are to anime
Think about it.
Cruising low in my N-1 blasting phat beats,
showin' off my chrome on them Coruscant streets
Got my 'saber on my belt and my gat by side,
this here yellow plane makes for a sick ride
open_sketchbook wrote:I got 15 points, anti-fundie. All logical and shit. Hooray I guess.
Aww, i got 17 points. Clear, you are the better atheist *worships open_sketchbook*
Oh, and the join-up stuff at the end is no biggy. Just enter some random stuff, check either the second or third "are you single"-answer and uncheck the "save my resulsts"-box. You don't actually have to join up or the like.
SoS:NBAGALE Force "Destiny and fate are for those too weak to forge their own futures. Where we are 'supposed' to be is irrelevent." - Sir Nitram
"The world owes you nothing but painful lessons" - CaptainChewbacca
"The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one." - Wilhelm Stekel
"In 1969 it was easier to send a man to the Moon than to have the public accept a homosexual" - Broomstick Divine Administration - of Gods and Bureaucracy (Worm/Exalted)
I scored 27, and apparently I'm sane, which was a surprise more than a relief
And the dating bit at the end? you don't even have to fill anything in, just click "see my result"
Baltar: "I don't want to miss a moment of the last Battlestar's destruction!"
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
I dont think it exists. I got a 15. I think that it calculates based on a bell curve and stops after the third standard deviation.
I got 21 (sane) and I didn't choose any of the religious options, although I had to choose the "I don't know" option for the Jesus question, since the supposed "atheist" answer was nonsensical. Only people with no knowledge of biblical or ancient history would claim that by all historical and archaeological Jesus as a person was non-existent... There were other questions like that as well, for example the hypothetical question about a gay son and the Evangelicals. I don't like to threaten people with police unless it's absolutely necessary, so I chose the more polite "Thank you, but no than you option."
Marcus Aurelius wrote:. I don't like to threaten people with police unless it's absolutely necessary, so I chose the more polite "Thank you, but no than you option."
Well, if a bunch of people came over to my home and started calling my son an evil sinner, I'd give them exactly one warning before calling the cops, so I had no trouble chosing that option
And I got 16 despite being all RAH RAH atheist, so I don't think it's as simple as non-religious answers = not a fundie.
JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small. - NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
Marcus Aurelius wrote:for example the hypothetical question about a gay son and the Evangelicals. I don't like to threaten people with police unless it's absolutely necessary, so I chose the more polite "Thank you, but no than you option."
And that's not absolutely necessary? They'd be calling your son an evil monster, should that happen to me I'd be happy that Italian police is quite CS gas happy when it comes at riot control...
Some of those questions make it pretty clear it was written by someone religious or at the very least not very smart. Then again OKCupid tests are generally retarded. I can't say I'm shocked at the 16 points result but I am shocked that this worthless abortion of a thread hasn't been punted to testing.
Marcus Aurelius wrote:I don't like to threaten people with police unless it's absolutely necessary, so I chose the more polite "Thank you, but no than you option."
Does the exact reason really matter? If they're trespassing and being a general nuisance, it's time to call the cops.
"It's you Americans. There's something about nipples you hate. If this were Germany, we'd be romping around naked on the stage here."
Well, it's only true if they're also refusing to leave, unless they're obviously threatening.
That doesn't mean you're obliged to give them more than one warning, though.
JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small. - NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
The queston about the existance of Jesus threw me, I've been operating under the understanding a historical Jesus existed but he was nothing special, just a man who formed a cult. The "he didn't exist" response was the most appropriate, but was inaccurate.
I got 17, Anti-Fundie.
Member of the Unremarkables Just because you're god, it doesn't mean you can treat people that way : - My girlfriend Evil Brit Conspiracy - Insignificant guy
Yeah, the Jesus question was broken. It's either "he was a good guy but not the messiah" or "didn't exist", which was neither, really: he wasn't a particularly nice guy even according to the Bible, but there is some evidence somebody who kinda sorta matches the biblical persona did exist.
JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small. - NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
19, Anti Fundie. The abortion questions seemed a tad bit odd, like you could either say no to the abortion, be wishy washy on it, or say yes to it. You couldn't have it be her choice without making it seem like you forced her to abort.
I scored 18, probably because even though I don't beliee in god i'm against abortion except in cases of rape/incest/threatening life of mother.
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little." -George Carlin (1937-2008)
"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting." -Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
Darth Fanboy wrote:I scored 18, probably because even though I don't beliee in god i'm against abortion except in cases of rape/incest/threatening life of mother.
What are the non-religious reasons for being anti-abortion? I'm presuming here you mean regardless of how advanced the pregnancy is.
Hillary wrote:
What are the non-religious reasons for being anti-abortion? I'm presuming here you mean regardless of how advanced the pregnancy is.
I personally believe that life is a very wonderful thing, and ever since I became an atheist and stopped believing in an afterlife I treat life as even more precious than I did before. At the risk of sounding like Dr. Manhattan, I do honestly believe that the fact that each individual born is precious. Not in a divine way by any sense, but because of the odds a living being has to face in order to become that indivudal. If my parents concieved on a different day I would not exist, it would be another individual who would end up looking a lot like me and share many of my genetic traits, but it would not be me and there is no guarantee that potential person would even look like me.
I think that those potential lives are special and I would personally hope that a woman having a child that wasn't the product of rape/incest and wasn't threatening her own well being would give said life a chance. In those cases mentioned, I think abortion is morally justified.
That being said that is my own personal belief that I would never impose on others, and I also believe the decision is the woman's to make. While I dislike abortion I do believe it is the woman's right to choose and I would not judge any woman who ever felt the need to have one performed. My own personal beliefs do not supercede the rights of others and I respect that profoundly.
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little." -George Carlin (1937-2008)
"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting." -Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
