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Namnik · Post by **Namnik** » 2003-02-24 12:55am

Hi, I would like to know is there a way to teach someone a lesson who managed to get your aim screenname and is threatening to kill you. Currently I'm thinking of either blocking him or talk to him and discover the root of his need to threaten people.

*now to prepare to be poked*

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-02-24 12:56am

Hi.

*POKE*

Err, you could find their IP by direct connecting, then using some other method to screw up their computer...
I think there might still be a unpatched bugs in AIM.
Last I checked, it was still possible to take over screennames with less than 10 characters.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-02-24 12:57am

Namnik wrote:Hi, I would like to know is there a way to teach someone a lesson who managed to get your aim screenname and is threatening to kill you. Currently I'm thinking of either blocking him or talk to him and discover the root of his need to threaten people.

*now to prepare to be poked*

Report the incident to the police. Nothing will sober up a "think you're pretty tough behind that computer" punk like a police officer at the door.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-02-24 12:58am

First of all, *lasgun poke*

Secondly, use MIM, like me

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-02-24 12:59am

Just threaten to sue him with elaborate legal jargon. That may scare him.

Or better yet, endlessly ignore him till he leaves you alone. He'll likely quit if his obnoxiousness fails to yield fruit.

Oh, and *poke*.

Tragic · Post by **Tragic** » 2003-02-24 01:01am

Do you knwo the person that is doing it??

If you do i would suggest you go to them and tell them to stop

.

Let me stop. just call the cops

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2003-02-24 02:01am

Darth Wong wrote:
Namnik wrote:Hi, I would like to know is there a way to teach someone a lesson who managed to get your aim screenname and is threatening to kill you. Currently I'm thinking of either blocking him or talk to him and discover the root of his need to threaten people.

*now to prepare to be poked*
Report the incident to the police. Nothing will sober up a "think you're pretty tough behind that computer" punk like a police officer at the door.

Yes. Unless you live in Buttfuck, Idaho, or some insanely rural locale, the police department should have the tools necessary to track said person down.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-02-24 02:10am

Could just do what they did in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back...

Namnik · Post by **Namnik** » 2003-02-24 02:13am

thx, for the advice ... if he persist i might report him but currently i'm thinking of blocking him. Its kind of sad to find that there are people out there that will threaten a random person, afraid to come out and say to a person's face.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-02-24 02:14am

What's his AIM name? Also if your like me and use AoL, (AIM has the function as well) you can always report him there.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-24 02:15am

SUPER NEUTRONIC DEATH POKE OF HADOKEN UBER-TANK OF DOOOM!!!!!!!
Yo.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-02-24 02:16am

Now, was that really called for?

Geez, the nerve of some people.

::looks around::

::whistles::

*poke*

::runs off quickly::

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2003-02-24 02:16am

Namnik wrote:thx, for the advice ... if he persist i might report him but currently i'm thinking of blocking him. Its kind of sad to find that there are people out there that will threaten a random person, afraid to come out and say to a person's face.

If he's done that to you, he's probably the type who will do it to others. Death threats are a criminal offense.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-24 02:23am

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:Now, was that really called for?

Geez, the nerve of some people.

::looks around::

::whistles::

*poke*

::runs off quickly::

*catches him with a net and proceeds to show him truly powerful pokes*
Never question.....***The Poke***.
*bows in awe*
MAY THE POKE HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL, INFIDEL!

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-02-24 02:30am

::Flexes and breaks through feeble net::
::Executes double summersault, 180* spinning ground turn::
::Manages to perform a sweeper::
::Stands before his downed opponent::

Hail to the King, baby.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-02-24 02:32am

Hey what's his AIM screenname? We can all start spamming Warnings to him for a week solid. We all know that if you reach 100% Warnings, you won't be able to sign on AIM. So let's USE the system to our advantage!

BTW --=+<<@@(@|*Poke!*|@)@@>>+=--

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-24 02:34am

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:::Flexes and breaks through feeble net::
::Executes double summersault, 180* spinning ground turn::
::Manages to perform a sweeper::
::Stands before his downed opponent::

Hail to the King, baby.

THE POKE DECENDS FROM THE SKIES, BRINGING FORTH THE FLAMES OF HELL AND THE FINGER OF UNGOLDY DOOM. TYCHO CALLS TO POKE, ASKING POKE TO SMITE THE HEATHEN INFIDEL FROM THE UNIVERSE. POKE REACHES OUT, AND WITH A MASSIVE EXPLOSION OF ENERGY, DG_Cal_Wright IS CONSUMED AND SWALLOWED INTO A MASSIVE VORTEX OF POKE.
All Hail Poke, Slayer of the Heathen Infidels!

(Ok, last post like this. POKE wins

)

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-24 02:37am

None of you can defeat the Rocket Propelled Poke! It's got engines...and stuff...Sure it doesn't come from the sky or nothing, but it can shoot down helicopters. So there...

*Arms RPP-Rocket Propelled Poke, braces over shoulder, and triangulates position of the n00b* POKE!!!!!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-02-24 02:39am

Captain tycho wrote:
DG_Cal_Wright wrote:::Flexes and breaks through feeble net::
::Executes double summersault, 180* spinning ground turn::
::Manages to perform a sweeper::
::Stands before his downed opponent::

Hail to the King, baby.
* THE POKE DECENDS FROM THE SKIES, BRINGING FORTH THE FLAMES OF HELL AND THE FINGER OF UNGOLDY DOOM. TYCHO CALLS TO POKE, ASKING POKE TO SMITE THE HEATHEN INFIDEL FROM THE UNIVERSE. POKE REACHES OUT, AND WITH A MASSIVE EXPLOSION OF ENERGY, DG_Cal_Wright IS CONSUMED AND SWALLOWED INTO A MASSIVE VORTEX OF POKE.[/color]
All Hail Poke, Slayer of the Heathen Infidels!
(Ok, last post like this. POKE wins )

Dammit you two!!!

*unholsters Railgun, waits till Captain Tycho and DG_Cal_Wright line up in a row just right, and squeezes the trigger.*

<(BZAPP!!!)>

{SPLAT!!}
{SPLAT!!}

*Sn0 laughs with glee as the Depleted-Uranium Rail Slug hits flesh at Mach 8. The massive hydroshock, the flash-vaporization, the violent stripping of flesh from bone, bone immediately shattering into tiny razor-sharp shards and getting propelled throughout his body at half the slug's speed instantly severs Captain Tycho and DG_Cal_Wright's bodies at the waist and flays them into a rapidly-expanding cloud of chunky gibs, jagged ribbons of cooked meat, and crimson salsa...*

IMPRESSIVE!!

I believe the expression is "Three Frags Left..."

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-24 02:39am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:None of you can defeat the Rocket Propelled Poke! It's got engines...and stuff...Sure it doesn't come from the sky or nothing, but it can shoot down helicopters. So there...

*Arms RPP-Rocket Propelled Poke, braces over shoulder, and triangulates position of the n00b* POKE!!!!!

POKE, cleanse this false-worshiper from the Earth, and strike down his unworthy copy of yourself.
Do not anger POKE.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-24 02:42am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:
DG_Cal_Wright wrote:::Flexes and breaks through feeble net::
::Executes double summersault, 180* spinning ground turn::
::Manages to perform a sweeper::
::Stands before his downed opponent::

Hail to the King, baby.
* THE POKE DECENDS FROM THE SKIES, BRINGING FORTH THE FLAMES OF HELL AND THE FINGER OF UNGOLDY DOOM. TYCHO CALLS TO POKE, ASKING POKE TO SMITE THE HEATHEN INFIDEL FROM THE UNIVERSE. POKE REACHES OUT, AND WITH A MASSIVE EXPLOSION OF ENERGY, DG_Cal_Wright IS CONSUMED AND SWALLOWED INTO A MASSIVE VORTEX OF POKE.[/color]
All Hail Poke, Slayer of the Heathen Infidels!
(Ok, last post like this. POKE wins )
Dammit you two!!!

*unholsters Railgun, waits till Captain Tycho and DG_Cal_Wright line up in a row just right, and squeezes the trigger.*

<(BZAPP!!!)>

{SPLAT!!}
{SPLAT!!}

*Sn0 laughs with glee as the Depleted-Uranium Rail Slug hits flesh at Mach 8. The massive hydroshock, the flash-vaporization, the violent stripping of flesh from bone, bone immediately shattering into tiny razor-sharp shards and getting propelled throughout his body at half the slug's speed instantly severs Captain Tycho and DG_Cal_Wright's bodies at the waist and flays them into a rapidly-expanding cloud of chunky gibs, jagged ribbons of cooked meat, and crimson salsa...*

IMPRESSIVE!!

I believe the expression is "Three Frags Left..."

POKE restores his Prophets physcial form, and thus POKE consumes Einhander, the mortal stupid enough to harm POKE's Prophet of Doom.
POKE cannot be defeated by anyone, by anything, in anyplace, in anytime.
He is POKE, Lord of All.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-02-24 02:43am

Captain tycho wrote:POKE, cleanse this false-worshiper from the Earth, and strike down his unworthy copy of yourself.
Do not anger POKE.

*squints eyes* So, you think you're a tough guy huh? We'll see abotu that.

*Unholsters RPP-Rcoket Propelled Poke, arms it, braces over shoulder, and triangulates Tycho's position* Here it comes...

*Launches the POKE at speeds in excess of c, blazing a trail to to Tycho with unbridled fury. It crahses into him into a wall of trans-dimesional energy that consumes evrything around him until the entire plane of existence descends into utter chaos, upon which the universe collapses in on itself ERASING EXISTANCE AS WE KNOW IT*

Awww...now see whatcha made me do?

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-02-24 02:45am

::Just before his eyes witness the surprise, Cal Wright brings up his über character sheild::

'This is going to be messy'

::The fire and pokestone rain down around him. The ground is easily chewed apart. Then as abruptly as it started, the chaos ended::

Silly little denizen. Have you not the slightest clue in that ignorant melon of yours who I am? First of all, I have been here far longer. Second, I can weild the *poke* more effeciently,and might I add, more creatively. Last but not least...

*Hadokenpoken*!!!

::A large emerald *poke* emerges from Cal's outstretched hand. It instantly impales the sluggish asshat. It's homeing capabilities were added to the stolen techinique to add a little pizzaz. The energy in the *poke* can find fucktard cockmonkeys, faster than Ted Kennedy can find cheap liqor, and Ben Afflec can hide a dead hooker in his trailer.::

'That takes care of...

::In barely enough time, Cal realizes that his fellow PSW forum denizen, Darth Garden Knome, has launched a RPP-Rocket Propelled *Poke* at the no0b, who just happens to be behind him.::

Oh great, the phrase again. Wait for it...Here it comes...Bull-Fucking-Shit. THIS is not my day.

::Cal uses precision timing and his training in armchair treachery to parry off the nose of the *poke* attack and performs one of those crazy gymnastic things were the guy gets on the bar and spins around all merrily and flashy like. He lands perfectly in a crouch, only to look up at everyone and smirk.::

You do not know, the powers of the *poke*.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-02-24 02:47am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Bunch of asshatedness

::The smirk never even rests as Cal bounces his way into the air leaving an after impression. The image is so real, that easily confused railers believe they see a frag. Tough luck ol' chap. Better luck next time.::

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-02-24 02:47am

POKE DEFEATS YOUR MORTAL 'CHARACTER SHIELD, AND DAMNS YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY! POKE iS TOTALLY IMMUNE TO ANY WEAPON, AND CAN PENETRATE ANY DEFENSE! DO NOT QUESTION THE POKE!

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