Does anyone here have a mullet?

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-02-24 04:08am

I don't know why anyone would still wear one of these stupid hairstyles, but does anyone here have one?

What is the point? The front tells people that they work, and that they can hang with "the man," but the back tells people that they know when to party?

I always see local rednecks around here sporting mullets. Get a clue! You look like an idiot.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-02-24 04:13am

Up until recently, I sported what became known as an Uber- Mullet

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-02-24 04:14am

What's an uber-mullet?

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-02-24 04:26am

Last I checked Mr. Poe had a mullet. Which begs the question (as lame as it is), do you know the Mullet Man?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-24 04:28am

No I have an "Einstine" Bald with the hair on the sides going everywhere....

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-24 05:01am

hair short in the front, hair long on the back. cuz I look damn good in it.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-02-24 06:40am

Do you also watch NASCAR?

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-02-24 07:23am

when i was in the tenth grade....so yea like 11 years ago. damn , what was i thinking

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-02-24 10:23am

Isn't a mullet some sort of fish??

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-02-24 01:47pm

Back in 88-89 I had one. But they were in style then.

Baron Mordo · Post by **Baron Mordo** » 2003-02-24 01:52pm

I had one about five years ago.

Never again.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-24 01:53pm

Nope, no mullet here.

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2003-02-24 02:12pm

Business in the front, Party in the back!

Recently, I entertained the notion of growing a mullet for shock value. The look on my girlfriend's face when I mentioned this convinced me otherwise.

Rubberanvil · Post by **Rubberanvil** » 2003-02-24 03:07pm

For me it is either short hair all around or "White's Man" Afro the day before going to the barber's shop.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-02-24 03:22pm

Zaia wrote:Nope, no mullet here.

Thank God! There's nothing worse than the unholy hideousness of the female mullet.

A Big Flying Fish · Post by **A Big Flying Fish** » 2003-02-24 03:28pm

No mullet, though I've been told I'd look rather scary in one. but after recently discarding of an almighty afro I had (2 years of hair growing gone), I think I'll stick to short back and sides for a while