Janeway vs. Jabba

Jim Raynor · Post by **Jim Raynor** » 2003-02-24 03:42am

Although he's gone for hotties like Leia or Mara Jade, his attraction to cows like Yarna d'Al Gargan shows that Jabba has somewhat "unique" tastes in women. Do you think Janeway stands a chance of seducing the Hutt?

P.S. Can you imagine Janeway in a skimpy metal bikini?

desertjedi · Post by **desertjedi** » 2003-02-24 04:10am

Good god man, why would you even subject us to something so horrid and disgusting? I'm not talking about Jabba and his women either. I will never forgive you for the metal bikini mental image in my head now...

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-24 05:10am

that is the silliest thing I've ever heard. I demand pics.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2003-02-24 06:11am

Jim Raynor wrote:P.S. Can you imagine Janeway in a skimpy metal bikini?

NNNNOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! THE HORROR!! THE HORROR!!!

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-02-24 06:21am

Enforcer Talen wrote:that is the silliest thing I've ever heard. I demand pics.

I an hear the sounds of various guards and court guests running to the side of the Sail Barge and heaving into the tatooine sand.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2003-02-24 06:24am

Darth Fanboy wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:that is the silliest thing I've ever heard. I demand pics.
I an hear the sounds of various guards and court guests running to the side of the Sail Barge and heaving into the tatooine sand.

Or committing mass-suicide.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-02-24 09:02am

Jim Raynor wrote: P.S. Can you imagine Janeway in a skimpy metal bikini?

I'd rather jump on my tongue than that.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-02-24 09:30am

Jim Raynor wrote:Although he's gone for hotties like Leia or Mara Jade, his attraction to cows like Yarna d'Al Gargan shows that Jabba has somewhat "unique" tastes in women. Do you think Janeway stands a chance of seducing the Hutt?

P.S. Can you imagine Janeway in a skimpy metal bikini?

That is the most horrifying thing I've heard in a long time. Please seek professional help.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-02-24 09:55am

Jim Raynor wrote:Although he's gone for hotties like Leia or Mara Jade, his attraction to cows like Yarna d'Al Gargan shows that Jabba has somewhat "unique" tastes in women. Do you think Janeway stands a chance of seducing the Hutt?

P.S. Can you imagine Janeway in a skimpy metal bikini?

Are you mad Jabba will barf a shitload in his castle.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-02-24 09:59am

There are some things even a Hutt won't touch

Bib Fortuna however.....no he won't either.

Jabba tosses her out of the palace but somehow she ends up on bespin and meets a very drunk Lando Calrissian...

the next morning Lando wakes up and gnaws off his arm at the shoulder in orer to escape. He then hops into a cloud car and flies into the sun, hoping that the solar flares will cleanse his tainted soul of the foul taint that is Janeway.

Janeway then hooks up with the Ughnaughts on Bespin, who mistake her for one of their own.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-02-24 10:01am

Please note any posting of pics of any Janeway on Jabba action will get you not only a permant ban, But the supermods driving to you house and personaly eliminating you forever from the gean-pool

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-02-24 10:06am

I didn't realize that Hutt porn even existed

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-24 10:48am

fap-fap-fap Oohh, yeah, stick it to her Jabba! Ohhh, she likes that tongue fap-fap-fap Ohhh, unh, ahh, Captain Janeway! AYE CAPTAIN! *spooges*

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-02-24 11:03am

*sounds of a scuffle as Imperial stormtroopers burst into the room and proceed to pistol-whip Frank Hipper into bloody unconsciousness*

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-02-24 11:25am

Enforcer Talen wrote:that is the silliest thing I've ever heard. I demand pics.

That is ENORMOUSLY disturbing. Anyone posting pictures will be shot.

KrauserKrauser · Post by **KrauserKrauser** » 2003-02-24 11:53am

Nooooo! My winky isn't working anymore.

I think it needs CPR!

Nasty Bastard

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-02-24 01:06pm

I think he needs 20 cc's of good porn, stat.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-02-24 01:09pm

neoolong wrote:I think he needs 20 cc's of good porn, stat.

I'd just give him 20 cc's of cyanide instead, it'd be a mercy to him and more importantly us.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-24 01:18pm

I didn't even mention how she enjoyed Jabba's mucus-y flavor and how...ack...ack...ack....[Darth Wong]Apology accepted, Admiral Hipper.[/Darth Wong]

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-02-24 01:36pm

*Stravo wanders in* You know Janeway ain't THAT bad looking....

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-24 01:46pm

Stravo wrote:*Stravo wanders in* You know Janeway ain't THAT bad looking....

And Jabba has soft looking skin...

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-02-24 01:48pm

ARRRRGHHH!! KILL IT!! KILL IT!!

Patrick Ogaard · Post by **Patrick Ogaard** » 2003-02-24 01:48pm

Stravo wrote:*Stravo wanders in* You know Janeway ain't THAT bad looking....

The problem is obviously that Captain Janeway is an incredibly badly conceived character, utterly incompetent and proud of it (even when compared to captains of questionable competence like Sisko and Picard), and that seriously bad character was the lead character for a show that was, to many fans and non-fans, a solid mixture of bilgewater and well-aged diapers.

Kate Mulgrew -- or was, during the filming of Voyager -- a reasonably attractive woman, though she should have probably stayed away from the brandy and cigarettes as too much raspiness tends to shade from attractively throaty to visions of Barry White in drag. Katherine Janeway, on the other hand, was ugly in her idiocy and incompetence, had all the personality of a self-righteous pickled herring, and was cursed with bad writing and an endless parade of really stupendously dorky coiffures that invariably said schoolmarm.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-02-24 02:01pm

Patrick Ogaard wrote: ...that invariably said schoolmarm.

Ahhh, the old "hot for teacher" business, ehhh?

Patrick Ogaard · Post by **Patrick Ogaard** » 2003-02-24 02:09pm

Frank Hipper wrote:
Patrick Ogaard wrote: ...that invariably said schoolmarm.
Ahhh, the old "hot for teacher" business, ehhh?

That would be sufficient justification for becoming religious, converting to catholicism, entering the seminary, taking all the necessary vows for the priesthood and then taking celibacy very, very seriously.

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