HOLY SHITS! The Venerable Commemoration of the Generous Imperator's Archaeofeat of Precambrian Paleodinosaur Wrestling is a most impressive vessel and a worthy addition to the Space Suicide Police.
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
(SDNW4 Fiction) Claw and Order (ShepShroomCo)
Moderator: LadyTevar
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Master_Baerne
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Re: (SDNW4 Fiction) Claw and Order (ShepShroomCo)
Oh God, it's spreading...Simon_Jester wrote:Now now.
I only became capable of writing this after extended discussions with Shroom.
I think I'm infected or something...
*Speaks into sleeve* "I need backup and space straightjackets NOW!"
Conversion Table:
2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon
2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon
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Purple
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Re: (SDNW4 Fiction) Claw and Order (ShepShroomCo)
If ever there was such a thing as a writing god of the internet. That it is you, the pair of writers who brought us the story of the bears and their endless glory.
And for that, comrades, I salute you.
And for that, comrades, I salute you.
It has become clear to me in the previous days that any attempts at reconciliation and explanation with the community here has failed. I have tried my best. I really have. I pored my heart out trying. But it was all for nothing.
You win. There, I have said it.
Now there is only one thing left to do. Let us see if I can sum up the strength needed to end things once and for all.
You win. There, I have said it.
Now there is only one thing left to do. Let us see if I can sum up the strength needed to end things once and for all.
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LT.Hit-Man303
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Re: (SDNW4 Fiction) Claw and Order (ShepShroomCo)
By the Black Hells this is funny.
Now I know who's been raiding my stash
Now I know who's been raiding my stash
" Remember only you can prevent canibalistic murder, feed your local Sith Lord today. "