After reading a couple of threads about what people hate in porn, I was curious to see what were the things that people hate the most. Behold, here is the list.
Me, I hate it when its plainly obvious that the woman is not enjoying herself. That's just me.
Porn Poll: What Really Sucks in Porn [WARNING!!!!!]
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Porn Poll: What Really Sucks in Porn [WARNING!!!!!]
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"I object to you. I object to intellect without discipline. I object to power without constructive purpose."
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"I'm only 56? Damn, I'll have to get a fake ID to rent ultra-porn".
-Professor Farnsworth, "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles"
Stewie: "How do you know about the machine?"
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"I object to you. I object to intellect without discipline. I object to power without constructive purpose."
-Spock, 'The Squire of Gothos'
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"I'm only 56? Damn, I'll have to get a fake ID to rent ultra-porn".
-Professor Farnsworth, "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles"
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hell yeah. Some of th female look like they are sleeping or either doesn't feel anything. their just starring at the ceiling.
But that maybe because the guys aren't eqiup
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They females are too loose
But that maybe because the guys aren't eqiup
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They females are too loose
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You should've put all of the above cause I can't decide.
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Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
Bad camera angles. I may be in the minority here, but the lower female anatomy as viewed through a macroscope is not my idea of good pornography.
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Oh what a horrible pun. As for the poll, I agree that if the woman isn't into it then it just sucks(of doesn't, as the case may beWhat really sucks in Porn?
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In gay porn, you rarely if ever get ugly participants, sometimes the money shots are a little underwhelming, the music ALWAYS sucks, and I kinda like that "deer in the headlights" look at the camera. I feel sorry for straight guys, your porn sucks. I'm beginning to understand the appeal lesbian action has for you, now that I think about it. I mean, I know how I'd feel if there was a big ugly woman in MY pornos. Blecchh! 
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I hate to break it to ya...but we do have quite a few GAY members......sighTragic wrote:what the fuck?? gay porn?? You watch that?
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Don't Get a titi attack. How the fuck was I suppose to know your a homosexual.Frank Hipper wrote:Being gay, what the fuck else would I be watching?Tragic wrote:what the fuck?? gay porn?? You watch that?
And now that i know. I see why you like gay porno.
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I would have thought that when I said "I feel sorry for straight guys" was a giveaway. Oh well.....Tragic wrote:Don't Get a titi attack. How the fuck was I suppose to know your a homosexual.Frank Hipper wrote:Being gay, what the fuck else would I be watching?Tragic wrote:what the fuck?? gay porn?? You watch that?
And now that i know. I see why you like gay porno.
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Jesus Christ, you're a fucking idiot.Tragic wrote:Don't Get a titi attack. How the fuck was I suppose to know your a homosexual.Frank Hipper wrote:Being gay, what the fuck else would I be watching?Tragic wrote:what the fuck?? gay porn?? You watch that?
And now that i know. I see why you like gay porno.
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Now why did your bitchass gotta get up in this?? Was i talking to you?Durandal wrote:Jesus Christ, you're a fucking idiot.Tragic wrote:Don't Get a titi attack. How the fuck was I suppose to know your a homosexual.Frank Hipper wrote:Being gay, what the fuck else would I be watching?
And now that i know. I see why you like gay porno.
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Eh, I wasn't offended. Curious as to what a "titi attack" is, though...Darth Garden Gnome wrote:You don't have to be. You made a stupid (and potentially offensive) statement, and he's calling you on it. When you say stupid stuff, it's bound to happen.Tragic wrote:Now why did your bitchass gotta get up in this?? Was i talking to you?
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I made sure to tack on a "potentially" seeing as I was pretty sure you weren't offfended.Frank Hipper wrote:Eh, I wasn't offended. Curious as to what a "titi attack" is, though...
But if we've all kissed and made up (
) we can return to our regularly scheduled programming.Heh, titi attack...
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Oh its just a saying. Basically means don't get mad over nothing. Have you heard a saying like "don't get a heart attack".Frank Hipper wrote:Eh, I wasn't offended. Curious as to what a "titi attack" is, though...Darth Garden Gnome wrote:You don't have to be. You made a stupid (and potentially offensive) statement, and he's calling you on it. When you say stupid stuff, it's bound to happen.Tragic wrote:Now why did your bitchass gotta get up in this?? Was i talking to you?
Darth Garden Gnome. that was funny that kiss and made up line.
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As you may have read in the "Porn Rant" thread, I hate it when they look at the camera. I also hate it when girls kiss by licking each others' tongues in midair (not one of the poll options). If I may, here's some of my evidence:
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I think the pictures speak for themselves.
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I think the pictures speak for themselves.
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