Porn Rant. Warning: Very graphic

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-24 11:48pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Dammit Zaia...

Just HoS it, ok? Acccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

Sorry, Einy. Hope you still love me!

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-02-25 12:20am

beyond hope wrote:Here's what I don't get about it: why does practically every porno scene end with the guy cumming on the woman's face? I can only speak for myself, but I've never done that and don't see where it would be much fun.

*Edit*: okay, when I think about it not all the scenes end that way, but the thought of spraying a woman's back or belly does nothing for me either.

What?! You dare question the cumshot?! It has become a proud pr0n tradition! Many times, a bad cumshot will make or break a scene. Of course, I've never really gotten very excited over just blasting on her ass or back; that's kind of boring. On her face, tits or stomach though ... those are hot areas.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-02-25 12:35am

That's one of my major complaints with porno: the omnipresent cumshot. I really don't need to see semen sprayed over a woman in every goddamned porno.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-02-25 12:55am

Zaia wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Dammit Zaia...

Just HoS it, ok? Acccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
Sorry, Einy. Hope you still love me!

It's ok. Just don't ever do that again mkay?

EmperorChrostas the Cruel · Post by **EmperorChrostas the Cruel** » 2003-02-25 12:57am

You missed the point of the money shot. Proof, in the one way that can not be faked, that at least ONE of the parties involved had an orgasm.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-25 01:00am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:It's ok. Just don't ever do that again mkay?

*lowers head like a chastised child* Ok. I won't.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-02-25 01:05am

Zaia wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:It's ok. Just don't ever do that again mkay?
*lowers head like a chastised child* Ok. I won't.

Uh oh ... here comes the lip!

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-02-25 01:25am

Durandal wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:It's ok. Just don't ever do that again mkay?
*lowers head like a chastised child* Ok. I won't.
Uh oh ... here comes the lip!

Tell her that if she does a pigeon might land on it. You know they like shiny ledges. [A cookie to the first one to guess where that's from]