The Kinky side of the Force

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-02-25 06:16am

ok, thread for Starwars & Sex....

just a light Opener

Since R2 has never had his memory wiped, what would Han & Leia's reaction be to finding the Episode 2.1 Wedding Night Holo?

Chances that Annie used one of the following lines:

"Feel the force inside you"

"No.....I AM your Daddy"

or something worse.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-02-25 06:32am

"Annie, please; not in front of the droid..."

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-02-25 06:56am

But Artoo does get his memory wiped in Ep 3, Lucas even said it himself

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-02-25 07:06am

Darth Fanboy wrote:But Artoo does get his memory wiped in Ep 3, Lucas even said it himself

Don't take the fun out of it!

Though now that I think about it, Leia watching her parents' wedding night sort of takes the fun out of it right there.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-02-25 07:33am

Oh come on everyone knows those two droids are getting their memory wipes pretty soon.

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2003-02-25 08:02am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:
"Feel the force inside you"

ROTFLMFAO!!!

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-02-25 09:32am

Fanboy, your nick is so totally appropriate.

How about this one....
"Oh Annie, I just LOVE your new attachment for your prosthetic arm."

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-02-25 09:58am

Kelly Antilles wrote:Fanboy, your nick is so totally appropriate.

just making life a little less interesting for those who know me.

"Oh Anakin talk nerdy to me!"

"hold on baby you got some midichlorians on your face, lemme get a tissue"

"This reminds me of that podrace in Mos Espa, only my nuts are the pods and your pussy is beggar's canyon!"

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-02-25 11:47am

Damnit, I thought that this thought was about actually using The Force sexually.... I was a bit disappointed.

Not that it'll stop Luke and Mara from experimenting.....

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-02-25 12:54pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:Damnit, I thought that this thought was about actually using The Force sexually.... I was a bit disappointed.

Not that it'll stop Luke and Mara from experimenting.....

Haven't I used just about every angle yet in PotF?

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-02-25 01:58pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:Damnit, I thought that this thought was about actually using The Force sexually.... I was a bit disappointed.

Not that it'll stop Luke and Mara from experimenting.....
Haven't I used just about every angle yet in PotF?

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-02-25 02:11pm

"Its obvious that we cannot settle this with our knowledge of the Force, but with our skills with the meat saber...Mmmmmmmm."

"You're all clear kid, now drop your load so we can go home."

*Obi Wan bursts into room*

"Anakin I find your lack of pants disturbing."

"Well, it looks like Padme is on TOP of things."

"Only in your mind my young apprentice."

"Hey, Obi Wan DO YOU MIND?"

"Oh Sorry..."

*walks out sheepishly.*

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