Best Scifi bartender?

[FaxModem1]

So, one day a Random Omnipotent Being wants a drink. Instead of just conjuring one into from thin(or slightly out of shape) air and drinking that. It wants to be entertained as well.

So, it gathers up a group of bartenders from a few universes to see who can make the best drink and who can make the most hospitable and enjoyable experience. Whoever wins gets something that they would want.

From the Trek verse:
Guinan, an El Aurian with a fetish for big hats.(TNG)

Quark, a Ferengi with deals with half the quadrant.(DS9)

From the Wars verse:
Wuher, a human who doesn't like to serve droids.(A New Hope)

Ackmena, a human who is quick at serving drinks and occasionally gives them on the house to have repeat custromers(Star Wars: The Holiday Special)

So, who does the best at making the best drink and being the most hospitable?

[Setzer]

I vote Quarks. I like the guy. Plus, there's Morn.

[Mr Bean]

Vote for Bea Arthur from the Star Wars Holiday special
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzXKySxPFCI

Because I frigging can

Secondary vote for Quark

[Vympel]

Why isn't the robot bartender from 5th Element in this poll?

"Youwantsomemore?"

[Batman]

There was a robot bartender in 5th Element?
And any one that knows how to do a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster?

[adam_grif]

The Asari matriarch bartender from ME2?

[Darth Fanboy]

Tifa Lockheart.

[Darksider]

Tifa Lockheart.

I'm sorry, but I can't vote for any bartender who leaves her bar (located in the dangerous slums) in the care of a prepubescent child while she and her friends go off to blow up a power plant.


Quark it is.

[Darth Fanboy]

I'm sorry, but I can't vote for any bartender who leaves her bar (located in the dangerous slums) in the care of a prepubescent child while she and her friends go off to blow up a power plant.


Quark it is.

OP says "who can make the best drink and who can make the most hospitable and enjoyable experience." I think I'd enjoy Tifa a lot more than Quark, who is just as likely to rob you as entertain you.

Now if we are just talking about the bar itself, Quark wins hands down from the holosuites alone.

[weemadando]

iZaac from Futurama.

[Shinova]

The Asari matriarch bartender from ME2?

I second that because a 1000-year old Asari matriarch can probably be quite a chat.

[Purple]

Quark

If I ever get bored with my drink I can laugh at his stupid ears. And as Setzer than there is Morn.

[Razor One]

I'm tempted to say that the poll is rigged... then I realised that there are really no decent Bar Tender characters in Sci-Fi all that much besides Quark.

Though... Brody from SGU seems to be developing into a rather impromptu Bartender...

[Fluffy]

I'm going with that giant multi-armed, walrus-stached dude Moordil from Farscape ("Suns and Lovers").

[Terralthra]

The Chiss bartender from Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast.

[Setzer]

Quark

If I ever get bored with my drink I can laugh at his stupid ears. And as Setzer than there is Morn.

Yeah, nice guy, but he never shuts up. It was more then I could take after seven seasons.

[Lord Relvenous]

The Asari matriarch bartender from ME2?

I second that because a 1000-year old Asari matriarch can probably be quite a chat.

And she won't always have "just cleaned the bar".

Really though, from just the little conversation you can have with her I suspect there are some great stories she could tell.

[dworkin]

Cal Calaghan. Any drink, any species, any time, anywhere.

[The Yosemite Bear]

wait no option for Callahan/Mike Stonebender?

this poll is broken, I demand that Nicoli Tesla send faxmodem back in time and leave him there.

[Ryushikaze]

Since I don't drink, I want a bartender who can be hospitable in other ways. That's Quark's holosuites or Ackmena's singing.

I'll go for Tifa and a good home cooked meal from her bar and grill.

[The Yosemite Bear]

Callahan's also has a brothel in his place, and there's the world's spookiest minor female (who was born with pretty much knowledge of everything and has the ability to teleport at will.

[adam_grif]

The Asari bartender is on Illium, the planet where slavery and indentured workers are legal and everything is for sale. It's also a planet whose population is majority Asari, if blue-skinned space babes are your thing.

[Vympel]

There was a robot bartender in 5th Element?

Course there was.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFAPW3W2yMk#t=1m54s

Best sci-fi bartender ever, fuckers.

[Bernkastel]

Out of those on the list, definitely Quark. He'd be interesting to talk to.

[Gil Hamilton]

I think Mike Callahan is the hand's down winner here.