Best Scifi bartender?

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Who's the best bartender?

Guinan(TNG)
6
12%
Quark(DS9)
34
67%
Wuher(Star Wars)
2
4%
Ackmena(SW Holiday Special)
9
18%
 
Total votes: 51
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"Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased—thus do we refute entropy."
I'm glad to see that I'm far from the first to write-in Mike Callahan.

(Just in case that wasn't totally clear, I'm writing in Mike Callahan.)
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I'm just waiting for Zoe to take over the world....
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"Quick at serving drinks and occasionally gives them on the house"

No contest.
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Vympel wrote:
There was a robot bartender in 5th Element?
Course there was.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFAPW3W2yMk#t=1m54s
Best sci-fi bartender ever, fuckers.
Bugger. I have to admit I completely forgot about that scene.
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Well, I voted for Ackmena, because Bea Arthur is awesome and Ackmena seems to me like the most hospitable of the four.

Also, the reason I didn't put Callahan or anyone else is I'm not familiar with any other bartender in the Scifi franchises.
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Gil Hamilton wrote:I think Mike Callahan is the hand's down winner here.
I was wondering why Callahan's Bar & Grill was not included in this. Glad someone beat me to it.
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For those wondering about Callahan, here's the series: Callahan's Crosstime Saloon
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Also Zoe Stonebender is best described as Alia Atredies with a stong extended family support
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Setzer wrote:
Purple wrote:Quark

If I ever get bored with my drink I can laugh at his stupid ears. And as Setzer than there is Morn.
Yeah, nice guy, but he never shuts up. It was more then I could take after seven seasons.
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ackmena, cuz' I'm a smartass :lol:
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What about Joe Dawson? he kept serving after the apocalypse...

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