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have anyone been spanked as a teen?

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I fucking hate it when my dad spanks me when I'm 13 or older! I can understand him spanking me when I was younger, but I'm fucking 16 now and he still does it every time I make him mad. Oh, Dad, just hit a tree! :evil:
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Does sex count? :)

No, my parents never spanked me past 10 or so. Even then I only remember a few spankings before that.
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As I said in the Wal-Mart Thread
I never got hit after I was roughly twelve years old

After all, What do you do to the Kid who got sent from school after he was attacked by three fourteen year olds, Broke the kneecap and nose of one, and the Jaw and Coller-bone of the second before the third ran


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No, but my ear still gets pulled when I say something obnoxious, as I often do. :)
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i remember getting spanked by my parents twice in my life time. once when i was around 13 i got a slap in the face. i still regret that i didn´t hit back.
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I only got spanked once as a little kid. When my parents raise their voice it's enough punishment for me. They found out how to make the punishment psychological... that blows.
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Nah...eventually I got to be bigger :P

Usually though my mom staring me down was enough to do as punishment(for some reason she has a way with it all).

Dad on the other hand, just simply didn't walk there when I got to be more, persay vicious....which was around 12~13
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My dad threw me against a door when I was 15.
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I'm almost 22 years old and my mom still cracks me across the face when I say something smart-assed. It might be an Italian thing.
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I don't get spanked much nowadays, mainly because I don't want to be smartass because I know my parents are going to flip out on me. However, there is this girl I eat lunch with that occasionaly grabs my ass when we're going back to class. But, she doesn't want me to return the favor.
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Spanked? No. Thrown across a room once, Yes.
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No. But when I was a teen (around 16 or so) I was feeling tough and thought that perhaps I can finally outwrestle Dad. We tussled a bit and then he managed to pick me up and threw me onto the sofa. I was stunned and he just chortled. After that, we had a beer.

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No. My mom realized that I was bigger than her, and she couldn't do too much to me. My dad, on the other hand, knew he could whip my ass, but he never had to.

Even now, my dad is almost 60, and he still scares the hell out of me.
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When I was young, I used to get occasionally spanked with a ping pong paddle. Ever devious, I learned their location, and hid them. By the time I was 16 I was taller and burlier than anyone in my family; although I'm quite sure my dad can kick my ass nine ways to Sunday if he wanted to.
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spanking before I was 12, slaps two or three times later. I eventually got into the habit of blocking.
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I don't think I was spanked or hit once beyond the age of ten. My dad grabbed me by the neck at one point, but that was the last time since.
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I had NO idea that spanking was this common!
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Does anyone feel that same animal rage that I feel when I get hit and my dad's too strong that I can't hit back? Dammit! :evil:
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Not since I was nine.
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jaeger115 wrote:Does anyone feel that same animal rage that I feel when I get hit and my dad's too strong that I can't hit back? Dammit! :evil:
I never get hit, but I do feel an animal rage when my parents tell me to do something and I know I have to go along with it, like it or not. Like, if I had psychic powers, heads would be exploding. I may be almost 20, but as long as my parents still pay my bills I have to go along with what they say, and so be it.
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I can understand getting spanked at a very young age, but certainly not when I'm 13 or 15!
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jaeger115 wrote:Does anyone feel that same animal rage that I feel when I get hit and my dad's too strong that I can't hit back? Dammit! :evil:
I never get hit, but I do feel an animal rage when my parents tell me to do something and I know I have to go along with it, like it or not. Like, if I had psychic powers, heads would be exploding. I may be almost 20, but as long as my parents still pay my bills I have to go along with what they say, and so be it.
Same for me. :x
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UltraViolence83 wrote:When I was young, I used to get occasionally spanked with a ping pong paddle. Ever devious, I learned their location, and hid them. By the time I was 16 I was taller and burlier than anyone in my family; although I'm quite sure my dad can kick my ass nine ways to Sunday if he wanted to.
Yes, I did that trick with the paddle once, when I was 8 or 9. THat's when I was introduced to the fine art of going into the yard and breaking a thin branch off a young tree. I got to pick out the branch. That tree's still there, and it's still got the mark where Dad broke that branch off.

Now, I deserved everyone of those whippings. I wouldn't come when called. I'd go traipsing off when I was supposed to be doing housework. I'd vanish for hours, playing in an area I wasn't supposed to play in, and not hear/answer when they yelled for me.

But I never got my mouth washed out with soap like my little brother did the first time he said Shit in front of my mom. :twisted:
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My parents found ways of punishing me without physical force. Blech.
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I got spanked once and only once. It was when i was only maybe 8 or 9, and i was acting really disrespectful during church. It was the first, last, and only time my father hit me.
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