Recent Dig Proves Evolution is Wrong

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Recent Dig Proves Evolution is Wrong

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And all those scientist said dinosaurs lived millions of years before man. What a bunch of morons!
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Yes, that hammer is clearly modern, thus proving that dinosaurs are modern :)
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Amusing Pilot, The Bullshit on http://www.nmsr.org is stariling, everything from the Secret Messages in the Bible

Oh and incase you missed the two glaring errors in the skeleton below, The arms have been moved about five feet up and thats not a human skull :roll:

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Darth Wong wrote:Yes, that hammer is clearly modern, thus proving that dinosaurs are modern :)
Mike, that picture is supossed to show a dinosaur head eating a human.
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Mr Bean wrote:Amusing Pilot, The Bullshit on http://www.nmsr.org is stariling, everything from the Secret Messages in the Bible

Oh and incase you missed the two glaring errors in the skeleton below, The arms have been moved about five feet up and thats not a human skull :roll:
Not to mention its impossible for a dead fossile to be in such a pose attempting to eat a human.
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That picture was part of a famous hoax designed by palentologists SPECIFICALLY to try to fool creationists. I wish I still had the original website, but it was drawn up to make creationists look stupid. I can't recall whether it worked or not.
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Lagmonster wrote:That picture was part of a famous hoax designed by palentologists SPECIFICALLY to try to fool creationists. I wish I still had the original website, but it was drawn up to make creationists look stupid. I can't recall whether it worked or not.
Yes, it is from the New Mexicans for Science and Reason. They made a site called darwindisproved.org, where they posted the pic and others like it. They also told about how the feds came in and confescated the find in order to cover it up. After they admitted it was a hoax and made fun of the creationist who believed it, they got rid of the site. But the origional article is still kept on their website for shits and giggles.
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Mr Bean wrote:Amusing Pilot, The Bullshit on http://www.nmsr.org is stariling, everything from the Secret Messages in the Bible

Oh and incase you missed the two glaring errors in the skeleton below, The arms have been moved about five feet up and thats not a human skull :roll:
Not to mention its impossible for a dead fossile to be in such a pose attempting to eat a human.
Especialy when the smaller skelleton is not human.
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You secular, liberal homo-aggenda feminazi loving godless scientific liars will refuse to admit the truth even when the LORD places it in front of your eyes, won't you!
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I earned my degree in anthropology and I can tell you that the skeleton does not at all appear to be human, or any sort of primate. Look at the skull.
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Superman wrote:I earned my degree in anthropology and I can tell you that the skeleton does not at all appear to be human, or any sort of primate. Look at the skull.
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Who says us New Mexicans don't have a senes of humor...
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Lagmonster wrote:That picture was part of a famous hoax designed by palentologists SPECIFICALLY to try to fool creationists. I wish I still had the original website, but it was drawn up to make creationists look stupid. I can't recall whether it worked or not.
that's just cruel, man. cruel. :lol:
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Really, when you think about it, the Creationist Flintstones Fallacy is the most laughable thing about their belief system. Most of them are pretty quiet about it because they know it tends to push fence-sitters away.
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Darth Wong wrote:Really, when you think about it, the Creationist Flintstones Fallacy is the most laughable thing about their belief system. Most of them are pretty quiet about it because they know it tends to push fence-sitters away.
what's this flintstones fallacy, oh great wong? (get it, "wong" "one" ha ha. i'm a dork 8) )
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viperpilot wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Really, when you think about it, the Creationist Flintstones Fallacy is the most laughable thing about their belief system. Most of them are pretty quiet about it because they know it tends to push fence-sitters away.
what's this flintstones fallacy, oh great wong? (get it, "wong" "one" ha ha. i'm a dork 8) )
It's the Young-Earth Creationist belief that humans and dinosaurs lived together. Many of the claims, such as human trcks next to duinosaur tracks can be disproved easily.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
viperpilot wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Really, when you think about it, the Creationist Flintstones Fallacy is the most laughable thing about their belief system. Most of them are pretty quiet about it because they know it tends to push fence-sitters away.
what's this flintstones fallacy, oh great wong? (get it, "wong" "one" ha ha. i'm a dork 8) )
It's the Young-Earth Creationist belief that humans and dinosaurs lived together. Many of the claims, such as human trcks next to duinosaur tracks can be disproved easily.
oh. duh. :oops: should've known that.
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viperpilot wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
viperpilot wrote: what's this flintstones fallacy, oh great wong? (get it, "wong" "one" ha ha. i'm a dork 8) )
It's the Young-Earth Creationist belief that humans and dinosaurs lived together. Many of the claims, such as human trcks next to duinosaur tracks can be disproved easily.
oh. duh. :oops: should've known that.
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viperpilot wrote:
Lagmonster wrote:That picture was part of a famous hoax designed by palentologists SPECIFICALLY to try to fool creationists. I wish I still had the original website, but it was drawn up to make creationists look stupid. I can't recall whether it worked or not.
that's just cruel, man. cruel. :lol:
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
viperpilot wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Really, when you think about it, the Creationist Flintstones Fallacy is the most laughable thing about their belief system. Most of them are pretty quiet about it because they know it tends to push fence-sitters away.
what's this flintstones fallacy, oh great wong? (get it, "wong" "one" ha ha. i'm a dork 8) )
It's the Young-Earth Creationist belief that humans and dinosaurs lived together. Many of the claims, such as human trcks next to duinosaur tracks can be disproved easily.
That and the fact that humans would be quickly hunted to extinction by the predeters of the day, such as rapaters, would make it very hard for them to coexist.
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Larz wrote:Who says us New Mexicans don't have a senes of humor...
Liar everyone knows that it's only Arizonans who have a sense of Yuma...

This is nice mind if I post it on aclu's forum if it isn't up yet? Yay or Nay I'm going to post.
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SyntaxVorlon wrote:Liar everyone knows that it's only Arizonans who have a sense of Yuma...
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SyntaxVorlon wrote:
Larz wrote:Who says us New Mexicans don't have a senes of humor...
Liar everyone knows that it's only Arizonans who have a sense of Yuma...
No Quebecers have more sense of humor,like Florida who put George W Bush in the white house,we are the ones who put Jean Chretien in charge of Canada :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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