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Now, where exactly does Law & Order or South Park or World's Wildest Police Chase Videos XTREME Fatal1ty Edition™ fit in that selection?142. You are going to watch something on Televison, it is most likely:
- A sporting event
- The news channel
- You don't watch TV, what a wasteland!
- An educational program or arts channel
- A movie
Exactly. I also wanted to know why my favorite toy had to be best described as one of these: A piece of sporting equipment, like a football or a baseball glove; a toy car or truck; building blocks or toy figures from a favorite TV show or movie; a "Playset" for toy figures; a doll.Executor32 wrote:Now, where exactly does Law & Order or South Park or World's Wildest Police Chase Videos XTREME Fatal1ty Edition™ fit in that selection?
There needs to be an option that says "No. Because I don't care." I'm not particularly interested in trying it, nor am I concerned with deception. I haven't done it because I don't give a damn.SAGE Question 89 wrote:Have you ever spent an EXTENDED period of time presenting yourself as the opposite sex?
-No, that's being deceptive. You wouldn't do that.
-You tried something like that once, but it was too much trouble.
-No, but you might like to try it some day.
-You would like to try that, and will if the opportunity arises.
-Yes.
Funny... the only questions about crossdressing I answered were "can be fun under a few circumstances." and It can be. I can only pull off "deranged granny" and that is ALWAYS funny. All in all though, only ever done it four times. Twice because my mother thought it would be hilarious when I was younger than the age of ten, took pictures to blackmail me with when I hit puberty, and that we occassionally have a good laugh over.Your Raw Score is: -455, which indicates that overall you are Androgynous
Your appearance is Quite Masculine
Your brain processes are mostly that of a Androgynous person.
You appear to socialize in a androgynous manner.
You believe you have mild conflicts about your gender identity.
You indicated your were born Male.
ANALYSIS:
Male to Female Crossdresser
NOTES:
* Statistically, Homosexual crossdressers have no desire to actually BE the '+thatSex+', but usually engage in such activity as a parody or celebration of the opposite sex, rather than as a means of sexual gratification, enhancement, or stress relief. Many are entertainers in DRAG revues.
That was my point...Serafina wrote:As quick note:
ALL children regardless of gender like to play pretend (disregarding errors in their development etc.), regardless of their gender. They just pretend different things, different roles.
A boy who lays siege to a snow-castle is just as much pretending as a girl playing with her dolls. They are just pretending different things.
I don't take this test too seriously but this sounds about right for me.Your Raw Score is: -535, which indicates that overall you are Masculine
Your appearance is Masculine
Your brain processes are mostly that of a Male person.
You appear to socialize in a androgynous manner.
You believe you have normal doubts about your gender identity.
You indicated your were born Male.
ANALYSIS:
Normal doubts/curiosities about life as the opposite sex, but you generally accept your physical sex and gender identity.
NOTES:
Cooking is either arousing or horrible and tedious!5. You find housework, like cooking or cleaning to be:
* "Women's Work" - not for you.
* Arousing, and sometimes you fantasize you are dressed as a French Maid.
* Well, somebody's got to do it or you'll be living in a pig stye.
* You don't like it, but it's part of the "job description."
* You are expected to do it, and if you don't do it, it won't get done.
Poorly constructed question: it's entirely possible that I can think more than one thing about martial arts.9. You feel that Martial Arts like Karate:
* Are WAY COOL.
* Are great excercise to keep physically fit
* Keep mind and body focused
* Are more about the spiritual discipline than physical
* Give a person the confidence that they can handle themselves.
Horrible question: you are "mostly assertive"? How do you even determine that? It's impossible to answer that one truthfully.10. You are mostly:
* Assertive
* Independent
* Adaptable
* Understanding
* Compassionate
Women can't enjoy working on cars without thinking it to be "man's work"! Men can't, either.11. You find working on cars in the garage to be:
* Fun. That's real "Man's Work"
* You don't like it, but your expected to give it the old college try.
* Well, car maintenance needs to be done or you'll be walking a lot.
* You find it arousing - the power of the engine, the tools, it's great!
* You don't even know what is under the hood of a car.
What's, there's a limited number of combinations? Can't shave armpits and face without also shaving chest and back?14. When you you remove hair, you remove it from
* Just the face
* Face and maybe back or chest
* Face, back or chest, maybe under arms too.
* Mostly legs, maybe arm pits or some elsewhere on body
* Just legs and arm pits.
Answers 1 and 2 are practically interchangeable. Poorly designed question: answers should be clear and obvious. Whats the difference between "easy" and "not too difficult"?20. One train leaves New York traveling South at 45 miles per hour. Another train leaves Baltimore traveling North at 80 miles per hour. At what time will the trains pass one another? Describe how you find this math problem:
* EASY! Those kind of problems are simple to solve.
* Not too difficult, especially because you can work it out so easily.
* Word problems are silly, but they aren't that hard.
* Wait, what do they want to know? Word problems always confuse you.
* You HATE word problems, you've no idea what this is asking you.
21. Math is:
* FUN!
* Pretty easy.
* Okay.
* Difficult
* IMPOSSIBLE!
Again with the work for "real men". I can't like carpentry without machismo or getting hard about it?36. You find carpentry or home repair work to be:
* Fun, now THAT is work for "Real Men."
* A bothersome task, and you're not that good at it.
* It needs to be done or the house will fall down.
* Arousing. You love power tools and the sense of power they give you.
* You've never hammered so much as a nail before, and don't plan to start.
Where's "whatever I need right now"? Apparently, there's no option for responsibly managing your money or for people who just don't buy electronics often, which is an obvious design mistake, since it leads to the test subject guesstimating the answer.57. You are making a major electronics purchase, you are most likely buying
* A home theater system
* A big screen television
* A computer
* A car stereo
* A home appliance
Really? Favorite color = gender identity?63. You are going to repaint your bedroom, you buy
* White or off-white paint
* A light colored beige or other Earth tone
* A neutral color like grey
* A blue-grey or something with green in it
* A blue tone, maybe even a dark blue
I'm going to be a horrible nitpicker and say gorillas and orangutans are not monkeys65. Your favorite kind of monkey is:
* A Gorilla
* An Oragutang
* You don't have a "favorite monkey"
* Chimpanzee
* A Lemur
You "actually wish something like that would happen"? I'd like to see the justification for including that answer...I'm not a woman but somehow I doubt any woman would wish to get into a horrible accident and get her sexual organs removed...69. You are in a car crash and get injured, at the hospital they say they'll have to remove your sex organs or you'll bleed to death.
* You'd rather bleed to death - who'd want to keep living after that?
* That would be terrible! You'd want a second opinion, that's for sure!
* You aren't sure how that makes you feel. You'd prefer that option to bleeding to death, though.
* It wouldn't be that hard a decision - you're life is more important.
* You actually wish something like that would happen.
Another guesstimating question...I doubt a significant percentage of the subjects would be able to truthfully answer it.77. At what age did you become aware of a difference between the sexes?
* About age 15
* About age 12
* About age 9
* About age 7
* About age 5
No neutral answer. What about "no, I don't feel the need to"?89. Have you ever spent an EXTENDED period of time presenting yourself as the opposite sex?
* No, that's being deceptive. You wouldn't do that.
* You tried something like that once, but it was too much trouble.
* No, but you might like to try it some day.
* You would like to try that, and will if the opportunity arises.
* Yes.
I hear there's only four kinds of games out there?95. You are playing a video game, it is most likely:
* A first-person shooter
* A game with a maze or a race track
* You don't care much for video games
* A computer version of a board game
* A free-form adventure, something like Myst
Is assumed the subject knows any of those.126. Which cartoon character are you most like?
* Charlie Brown
* Linus Van Pelt
* Shroeder or Peppermint Patty
* Marcie
* Lucy Van Pelt
At least there's neutral answers, but I have to wonder what Star Trek has to do with gender identity?132. Which best describes you?
* You love "Star Trek" and consider yourself a "Trekie"
* You enjoy "Star Trek" but it's just a cool TV show.
* Never watched "Star Trek" in your life.
* You've seen "Star Trek" and didn't care for it.
* You HATE "Star Trek" and everything it stands for.
Something edible?139. You are at the grocery store, which are you most likely to purchase?
* Economy pack of cheap burritos
* Frozen Pizzas
* Breaded Fish Fillets
* Microwave Popcorn
* Rice Cakes
Yeah, it's not really a horrible question but I found it amusing.Apparently, people who make their beds every day are not manly? I guess there's a statistical correlation of some sort...141. Your bed is currently:
* Unmade
* Covered with blankets
* In your bedroom, duh!
* Covered with a nice quilt and matching pillowcases
* Buried under clothing
In the military there is great care taken during the basic training to get the beds made JUST RIGHT. I believe this is a fairly universal to all armed services, although the Finnish army uses striped sheets so that it's easy for the NCOs to check that it's JUST RIGHT. In the old days failing to do that in the allocated time (2-5 minutes) meant that you would have to start from scratch, but nowadays they actually allow you to make smaller corrections.PeZook wrote:
Apparently, people who make their beds every day are not manly? I guess there's a statistical correlation of some sort...
in that test I'm no longer a androgyn-crossdresser and is instead simply male.I had an ensign do this to us on our first day. Bouncing of the coin etc. However he told us proudly that after his first month in the army he went back home and tought his mom how to make the bed properly. I know I shouldn't have laughed, I know, but I just couldn't help it. So from day 1 it was set. I had the role of antagonist for the ensign, not a good thing, not good at all. Well with hindsight it gave me a bunch of anecdotes though...Marcus Aurelius wrote:In the military there is great care taken during the basic training to get the beds made JUST RIGHT.PeZook wrote:
Apparently, people who make their beds every day are not manly? I guess there's a statistical correlation of some sort...
I was an androgen-crossdresser and now my score was 0. Yep, an even split. Although I fucked up the 3D shapes test, because I read the instructions poorly and realized only after the first shape that the time was for all the shapes combined, so I took too long for the first shape and only got 8 correct. Even more interestingly I had a lower than average empathy score for men in the emotions and systems task, but higher than average score in the eyes test. This tells me that I am, in fact, Hannibal Lecter. I can tell people's emotions apart quite easily, but I just don't care, and bad art irritates me.Spoonist wrote:So just as a comparison, look at this test:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/ ... user.shtml
Its serious, it explains why you do the different tests, it is backed up by research, etc.
Strange enough
