I wouldn't want to club a dachshund to death - they're vicious little bastards, and would fret away at your legs while you batter them. No, shooting them in the head with a rifle is the thing.
Either that or the breed is renamed "Hitler's Walking Penis".
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They really did run around kicking dachshunds during WWI. It was the patriotic thing to do. I know of no incidents of people kicking German shepards or rottweilers.
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They were renamed "Liberty Pups."RedImperator wrote:They really did run around kicking dachshunds during WWI. It was the patriotic thing to do. I know of no incidents of people kicking German shepards or rottweilers.
WWI created a massive orgy of hate, it got pretty ridiculous. WWII, at least, did not.
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And they say that crude WW1 bullshit that you read about and smirked at in history textbooks back when you were in high school is dead.
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