Janeway vs. Jabba

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Patrick Ogaard wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:
Patrick Ogaard wrote: ...that invariably said schoolmarm.
Ahhh, the old "hot for teacher" business, ehhh? :D
That would be sufficient justification for becoming religious, converting to catholicism, entering the seminary, taking all the necessary vows for the priesthood and then taking celibacy very, very seriously.
Yeah...but would you kick her out of bed?? :wink:
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Jim Raynor wrote:Although he's gone for hotties like Leia or Mara Jade, his attraction to cows like Yarna d'Al Gargan shows that Jabba has somewhat "unique" tastes in women. Do you think Janeway stands a chance of seducing the Hutt?

P.S. Can you imagine Janeway in a skimpy metal bikini?
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Jabba is ugly himself and would most likely not notice the horror that is Janeway. The vidio of the action can be cosederd a WMD.
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Captain Jack wrote:Jabba is ugly himself and would most likely not notice the horror that is Janeway. The vidio of the action can be cosederd a WMD.
People AREN'T that cruel to use such a weapon...
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Coaan wrote:
Captain Jack wrote:Jabba is ugly himself and would most likely not notice the horror that is Janeway. The vidio of the action can be cosederd a WMD.
People AREN'T that cruel to use such a weapon...
Saddam would use it if he had it.
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Janeway will seduce Jabba, and they will make porno films.

I have a picture of one right here:

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It's suppsoed to be a joke, is that okay?
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Janeway will seduce Jabba, and they will make porno films.

I have a picture of one right here:

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It's suppsoed to be a joke, is that okay?
Can a Mod please fix the link? :twisted: :lol: :lol:
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Captain Jack wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Janeway will seduce Jabba, and they will make porno films.

I have a picture of one right here:

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It's suppsoed to be a joke, is that okay?
Can a Mod please fix the link? :twisted: :lol: :lol:
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KYAAAH!!! Evil evil evil evil evil!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: You must BURN FOR THIS!
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Captain Jack wrote:
Coaan wrote:
Captain Jack wrote:Jabba is ugly himself and would most likely not notice the horror that is Janeway. The vidio of the action can be cosederd a WMD.
People AREN'T that cruel to use such a weapon...
Saddam would use it if he had it.
No, He'd be too busy running for his life.
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closet sci-fi fan wrote:
Stravo wrote:*Stravo wanders in* You know Janeway ain't THAT bad looking....
I would hit it.
Exactly...heck dim the light and worse comes to worse...thats what pillows are for.
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That would be the most hideous chapter of Star Crossed ever.
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Stravo wrote:
closet sci-fi fan wrote:
Stravo wrote:*Stravo wanders in* You know Janeway ain't THAT bad looking....
I would hit it.
Exactly...heck dim the light and worse comes to worse...thats what pillows are for.
Pillows. Yeah, to smother Janeway.
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Ohhh jabba, your so filling and manly and, oh... OHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Let me get a taste... 8)
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darthdavid wrote:Ohhh jabba, your so filling and manly and, oh... OHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Let me get a taste... 8)
God damn it...what did I say about people with overactive imaginations.

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I'm laughing so hard i think i'm gonna spontainously combust ROFLAMO :lol:
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You forgot to add slurping and moaning noises...I wonder who's on top though of that twosome?
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Enforcer Talen wrote:that is the silliest thing I've ever heard. I demand pics.
Are you trying to kill us. You sick monkey!!
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Hopefully jabba so jane way dies under a ton of slimey slug.
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David, WTF did you just type?
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Someone asked which one would be on top then deleted their post. :x
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OOps he didn't delete his post. It's the post that starts out with you forgot the slurping and moaning...
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Captain_Cyran wrote:
darthdavid wrote:Ohhh jabba, your so filling and manly and, oh... OHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Let me get a taste... 8)
God damn it...what did I say about people with overactive imaginations.

You're gonna burn so horribly for this...
We can only hope and pray that God removes this filth, or a lest a moderator.
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Yeah, this is going just a little bit too far.
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