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WSJ "The Unsung Videogame(sic) Heroes of 2010"

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From The Wall Street Journal

By Daniel Dumas (associate Editor at Wired)
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FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS
The common role-playing-game experience goes a little something like this: hit the A button to attack, the B button to defend. Repeat roughly 50 million times, beat game and live with the shame of knowing those hours will never be recovered. Not in New Vegas, where victory means implementing complex tactics over super-smart mutant baddies and difficulty ranges from engrossing to impossible.

DANCE CENTRAL
Embarrassing yourself at a club full of strangers? Sucktastic. Embarrassing yourself in a living room surrounding by friends? That's more like it! The raison d'être for Dance Central isn't to spotlight your running man "prowess." Rather, this Kinect exclusive pits you in heated dance battles against yourself or—better yet—against your pals.


MASS EFFECT 2
Games where you blow enemies away with a rifle are typically heavy on action, light on storyline. Not ME2 where the immersive plot takes more dramatic turns than an episode of "All My Children" (seriously, over 25,000 lines of dialogue were recorded) and in-game decisions, no matter how small, have huge consequences on the game's outcome. Don't worry about things becoming boring; there's a huge list of downloadable weapons meaning you won't be hard pressed to find new ways to kill alien bad guys.

PLAYSTATION 3

GRAN TURISMO 5
Most of us will never know the simple pleasures of piloting a multimillion-dollar sports car hundreds of miles per hour and crashing it in a spectacular explosion of burning petroleum and twisting metal. The closest thing we can hope for is Gran Turismo 5, a game that should really be called Catnip for Gearheads. With over a thousand highly customizable cars, a dozen tracks to zip around on and realistic physics (bonk your front end and the alignment will start to drift), the only thing missing is speeding tickets.


SUPER STREETFIGHTER 4
Chances are you or someone you know pumped quarter after quarter into the original classic Street Fighter. Think of this sequel as a grown up version that's here to entertain you for hours, not steal your parking meter money. Game play is refined and you're never alone—a world-wide network of Street Fighter fans means you can find a match anywhere you have a broadband connection.

GOD OF WAR III
Can't remember someone named Kratos from classics class? Don't worry about it—you've definitely heard of whom he fights in the third installment of the God of War series. Beings with names like Poseidon, Ares and Zeus are all on a bloody "to do list" and it's up to you to kick immortal ass.

NINTENDO WII


GOLDENEYE 007
If you nearly flunked out of college (guilty!) for playing the last GoldenEye, prepare for another assignment of intense first-person shooting with a handy Wiimote instead of a clunky controller. Oh, and good news: Pierce Brosnan's smug mug has been swapped for Daniel Craig's. Finally a Bond who looks like he could legitimately take you to bed and break your kneecaps.

TIGER WOODS PGA TOUR 11
Tiger may have failed to win a title last year, but the games fronting his name still play like champs. Especially on the Wii where, using the ultra-sensitive Motion Plus controller, you get two new swing modes, a 1:1 first-person view and the ability to scan the map and make changes to your stroke on the fly.

STAR WARS THE FORCE UNLEASHED II
Star Wars games, unlike Star Wars prequels, actually can be awesome. They have top-shelf action, coherent story writing and no sign of Jar Jar anywhere. In Force Unleashed II you play as a former secret apprentice of Darth Vader hell-bent on brutally destroying the Empire. (Good luck with that!) Sure the title is available on Xbox 360 and PlayStation but the Wii is where it's at—flicking a Wiimote around like it's a lightsaber is the closest thing most of us will ever get to being a Jedi.
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Well I don't recall President Obama thanking Commander Sheppard or the Starkiller by name ONCE during this year despite their excellent efforts on behalf of America so of course they are unsung.

(Yeah Chardok, give it ten more years for WSJ to actually hire one of the actual reviewers Gamespot or PC Gamer UK authors and not just give it to the new guy or Game Advertis... I mean Game Informers)

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It's the Wall Street Journal. To them the entire video game industry is a tiny, underground, media.

It's hilarious that multi-million dollar releases still classify as "Unsung" to them. :lol:
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Yeah, if they really knew what was going on Deadly Premonition would be at the top of that list.
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When I think of "unsung video game heroes", I think of the developers, not the games themselves.
The common role-playing-game experience goes a little something like this: hit the A button to attack, the B button to defend.
What? Is this some kind of western console RPG gimmick? Damn those westerners! Everyone knows in JRPGs, two buttons is too complex and we have to keep it to just the one button press.
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Also, I think they have the common role-playing-game experience confused with action titles...

Did anybody who's ever actually played a video game write or review this article?
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Apparently not...

Hell, it's like they just looked at the marketing hype and plagiarized interpreted it into this "article."

... Somehow, I'm surprised Halo: Reach isn't on there with mention of it's "Deep, moving story and desperate action," as an unsung hero.


I'm also mildly bemused that someone was actually paid to write that...
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Star Wars The Force Unleashed II on Wii gets this mention? :lol:
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For a moment I had to make sure this was not an April Fools article...
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Alright guys, I'd either like less contributions or more contributions with more substance in this thread.
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Thanas wrote:Alright guys, I'd either like less contributions or more contributions with more substance in this thread.
I don't know what's to be said about the article. "Best-of" articles are always suspect to begin with, and the selections in this article smack of either a person who doesn't play many games and just picked what he had played earlier this year, or what he (WSJ) was paid to write about.
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If he thought he was writing it for idiots who had never heard of video games before, who would only be familiar with Halo and Mario due to pop cultural osmosis, then it might make a bit more sense.
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:I don't know what's to be said about the article. "Best-of" articles are always suspect to begin with, and the selections in this article smack of either a person who doesn't play many games and just picked what he had played earlier this year, or what he (WSJ) was paid to write about.
The point is, though, this isn't a "Best Games of 2010" article, it's a "Most Underrated Games of 2010" article. I can't imagine what world this guy is living in if he thought that the likes of New Vegas, Mass Effect 2 and Gran Turismo 5 were somehow seriously underrated (and I actually like most of the games listed, barring Gran Turismo 5 and PGA Tour 11, which I haven't played, and TFU2, which was a load of crap).

Maybe he saw Red Dead Redemption cleaning up just about every gaming award in sight, and somehow thought that translated to no-one appreciating the games he's talking about.
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