Porn Poll: What Really Sucks in Porn [WARNING!!!!!]

[Kuja]

Furries are sexy. Can't argue with a guy covered in solky soft fur and an 8 inch dick.

Believe it or not, I can.

I don't care whether Mr. Bunny is stickin' it to Mr. Squirrel or Miss Squirrel, it's wrong, wrong, terribly wrong. Blecchh!

But the wolfmen always tend towards tall, muscular, and dreamy-eyed...

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

Furries are sexy. Can't argue with a guy covered in solky soft fur and an 8 inch dick.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

That does it! It's RAILGUN TIME!!!

*whips out Railgun, aims at Kojikun, and lets slip his Righteous Depleted-Uranium Wrath*

<(BZAPP!!!)>

{SPLAT!!}

*Sn0 laughs with glee as the Depleted-Uranium Rail Slug hits flesh at Mach 8. The massive hydroshock, the flash-vaporization, the violent stripping of flesh from bone, bone immediately shattering into tiny razor-sharp shards and getting propelled throughout his body at half the slug's speed instantly severs Kojikun's body at the waist and flays it into a rapidly-expanding cloud of chunky gibs, jagged ribbons of cooked meat, and crimson salsa...*

Bunny, Make with the Bean Pic!

[Kuja]

That does it! It's RAILGUN TIME!!!