my ma still spanks me and a'm 27 an' livin' at 'ome. she says as long as a'm livin' in 'er 'ouse a'll git spanked fer not doin' da choes'. damn you mama.
just kidding. i was spanked a s kid for doing bad things such as stealing, lying, fighting, cussing, tec. but never for talking back (got put in corner) or just doing something the worng way (taken aside and shown the right way). and i've tunred a well adjusted person. i don't break laws, or even bend them (call me a pussy), and never get into any kind of trouble. i live happily ever after.
the battlestar galactic finally found earth, but the cylons had followed and discovered it as well. the colonials shared their knowledge with earth in return for recruits to fight the cylons. i joined in defence of my planet and am willing to give my life for that cause.
I have learned to never get caught. I am much more devious and sneaky than most people think of me.
...I'm very prudent, too! Caution is the key!
I absolutely swear I possess a criminal mind. I watch shit on TV about crimes and I analyze them to make sure I wouldn't get caught if I did it. I could blame on being spanked when little. Heh, I hate people like that.
...This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old...ultraviolence.
UltraViolence83 wrote:I have learned to never get caught. I am much more devious and sneaky than most people think of me.
...I'm very prudent, too! Caution is the key!
I absolutely swear I possess a criminal mind. I watch shit on TV about crimes and I analyze them to make sure I wouldn't get caught if I did it. I could blame on being spanked when little. Heh, I hate people like that.
i'm like that too, but i won't go through with it because i might get caught and also because doing it would be wrong. some of my fav shows are:
fbi files
forensic files
new detectives
medical detectives
etc, etc
the battlestar galactic finally found earth, but the cylons had followed and discovered it as well. the colonials shared their knowledge with earth in return for recruits to fight the cylons. i joined in defence of my planet and am willing to give my life for that cause.
My father never spanked me. Not once. He, being a rationalist and non-violent fellow, had other ways of dealing with the situation. My mother was a different story. She had a paddle, but she stopped using it when I was about 13 and I chopped it in half with a hatchet. Off with the chains of youth!
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viperpilot wrote:i'm like that too, but i won't go through with it because i might get caught and also because doing it would be wrong. some of my fav shows are:
fbi files
forensic files
new detectives
medical detectives
etc, etc
Ah, my young friend, "wrong" is in the eye of the beholder! *Generic villian laugh*
...This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old...ultraviolence.
My grandmother watches Oprah, so I'm forced to listen to it if I'm on the same floor. One episode involved the "problem" of spanking your child. They had these mothers on with hyper little brats who refused to spank them, but felt compelled to. It is not fucking wrong to spank your child, dammit. Why won't these bleeding heart yellowbellied hippie liberals finally distinquish between "small red mark (maybe) on buttocks" versus "Whipping face with wallet chain." And I remember hearing somewhere else that some psychologist said that yelling at your kid isn't a good idea, either. "It hurts their self-esteem." FUCKING GAHHH! MAN, I HATE THESE IDIOTS!!
...This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old...ultraviolence.
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lol@Ultraviolence. Yeah, I do that too; I'll watch Law and Order or CSI or something and think 'Ok, what mistakes did they make, and how could I improve upon them?' And when I walk into convience stores I automatically try to come up with a plan to burgalize the place.
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viperpilot wrote:i'm like that too, but i won't go through with it because i might get caught and also because doing it would be wrong. some of my fav shows are:
Ah, my young friend, "wrong" is in the eye of the beholder! *Generic villian laugh*
aye. but unfortunately the beholders currently in charge is society and they control the law and punishments, therefore i don't risk breaking their rules, however i may personally feel about it.
the battlestar galactic finally found earth, but the cylons had followed and discovered it as well. the colonials shared their knowledge with earth in return for recruits to fight the cylons. i joined in defence of my planet and am willing to give my life for that cause.
HemlockGrey wrote:lol@Ultraviolence. Yeah, I do that too; I'll watch Law and Order or CSI or something and think 'Ok, what mistakes did they make, and how could I improve upon them?' And when I walk into convience stores I automatically try to come up with a plan to burgalize the place.
A plan to rob a convience store? You need a fucking plan? C'mon, man, crackheads do it all the time. How hard can it be to shoot a minimum wage clerk over $28.45 in the cash register? Eh. It's not profitable to rob places anymore. Although I remember hearing about these two guys in Italy using a wrecking ball to smash open a bank vault and make away with over a million euros. Those silly Europeans...I wonder what they think of spanking kids?
...This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old...ultraviolence.
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viperpilot wrote:my ma still spanks me and a'm 27 an' livin' at 'ome. she says as long as a'm livin' in 'er 'ouse a'll git spanked fer not doin' da choes'. damn you mama.
The fucked-up part is I know some people JUST LIKE that.. Oy. Course they're all rednecks who remain virgins till they move out at <insert age above 25 here>, then have an explosion of kids within a couple years. EGAD! Sounds like someone wasn't allowed to get proper sexual development. This assumes they ever move out at all or don't go after their sister.
"Put that thing away, Cleetus! That thar's a deadly weapon!"
*watches Cleetus shoot his eye out jacking off*
"Aww fuck. Time to break out the whiskey again!"
See what I mean?
EDIT: Was rather badly abused by my dad up till about 17, then at New Years Eve 2000 I almost had my throat ripped out by dad's drunk girlfriend (resulting in my running away the next morning to rough it on the streets of New Orleans, but that's another story for another day...)
viperpilot wrote:my ma still spanks me and a'm 27 an' livin' at 'ome. she says as long as a'm livin' in 'er 'ouse a'll git spanked fer not doin' da choes'. damn you mama.
The fucked-up part is I know some people JUST LIKE that.. Oy. Course they're all rednecks who remain virgins till they move out at <insert age above 25 here>, then have an explosion of kids within a couple years. EGAD! Sounds like someone wasn't allowed to get proper sexual development. This assumes they ever move out at all or don't go after their sister.
"Put that thing away, Cleetus! That thar's a deadly weapon!"
*watches Cleetus shoot his eye out jacking off*
"Aww fuck. Time to break out the whiskey again!"
See what I mean?
EDIT: Was rather badly abused by my dad up till about 17, then at New Years Eve 2000 I almost had my throat ripped out by dad's drunk girlfriend (resulting in my running away the next morning to rough it on the streets of New Orleans, but that's another story for another day...)
ArmorPierce wrote:getting spanked as a teen.... at 16? Hehe
Don't start. Don't you understand that I think it's wrong at my age?
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When i became a teenager my dad decided that if i wanted to act like a big man then i should face the consequences like a man. As such i have had occasion where my dad beat me bloody. My problem is that he's my dad and he has a heart condition. If i had fought him back i'd likely have killed him.
she says as long as a'm livin' in 'er 'ouse a'll git spanked fer not doin' da choes'. damn you mama. 
See what I mean?
