Asshole Shoots Child for Snowball Fight.

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Asshole Shoots Child for Snowball Fight.

Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/5251928.htm
www.POE-News.com wrote:Police have arrested a suspect in the drive-by shooting yesterday evening of a 10-year-old girl in West Philadelphia who was gunned down by a man seeking retaliation for a snowball fight earlier in the day, authorities said.
I vote:

DEATH PENALTY!!!
Kill the child murderer.
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Hmm. No, I think having to shove broken glass up his ass to avoid getting assfucked is a much more suitable punishment than death for this asshole.
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Slow and painfull make the fucking asshole suffer :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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He's got a criminal record a mile long; is it THAT easy to get a handgun in Philadelphia?
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Maybe he got it illegally.
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Remember that old thread about whether society would be better off if all violent criminals in prison today were executed immediately?
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Darth Wong wrote:He's got a criminal record a mile long; is it THAT easy to get a handgun in Philadelphia?
It's Philly, for fuck's sake. Of course.
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Remember that old thread about whether society would be better off if all violent criminals in prison today were executed immediately?
Of course it would, but obviously this isn't feasible.
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I bet he's gonna try to rationalize it.

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Dalton wrote:I bet he's gonna try to rationalize it.

"But that snow was cold!"
No no no, the proper rationalization is to say that he has some kind of "syndrome" and it has to do with a poor upbringing. Maybe he'll blame anti-depressant drugs he was on.
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And people can possibly be against the death penalty?
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Jesus Fuck. This is just as bad as the Texan shooting his friend for taking the last beer. No, I take that back, that asshat was drunk. This guy should be impaled on a ten-foot totem pole.
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Post by Dalton »

Darth Wong wrote:
Dalton wrote:I bet he's gonna try to rationalize it.

"But that snow was cold!"
No no no, the proper rationalization is to say that he has some kind of "syndrome" and it has to do with a poor upbringing. Maybe he'll blame anti-depressant drugs he was on.
Hah, you're right of course.

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Post by weemadando »

THis is fucking disgusting. That guy should be chained naked to a wall and fed nothing but snow infused with the minimal amount of nutrients required to survive. This is without mention the children who are paraded past all day every day instructed to hurl snowballs at him. All day, every day, until he fucking dies.
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We can`t trust the so called justice to really punish assholes like this thing,its time to burn all law books and write new laws.
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That is just messed up.
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We need to set up a system by which we turn over these criminals to Argentina or Russia upon conviction, where they will be tortured to death by the recognized experts.
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That sick fucker needs to die :evil:
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:evil: :evil:
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Pablo Sanchez wrote:We need to set up a system by which we turn over these criminals to Argentina or Russia upon conviction, where they will be tortured to death by the recognized experts.
How about the Mossad?
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I am now ashamed of the city I live in...I'm going to shower now...
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phongn wrote:
Pablo Sanchez wrote:We need to set up a system by which we turn over these criminals to Argentina or Russia upon conviction, where they will be tortured to death by the recognized experts.
How about the Mossad?
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Guns are no longer as easy as it once was to get a gun in Pennsylvania, requirements for a concealed carry permit have been upped considerably as well. However it's also extremely easy to get them illegally in the city.
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